Orbiter Demon Baby #3 / The Gunt’s Third Possible Piglet - A possible third Demon Baby on the Way?

[New & Improved Username]

America will very, very rarely let children starve. If you don't actually care about the quality of life for your kid, and the woman you want to knock up is okay with that, too, you've basically got carte blanche to have as many children as you want, with a good amount if not all of them reaching adulthood, entirely through government subsidized child medical care.

Ralph is a Mexican now.

 

[WutangLee]

Classic Ralphamale W, how do you like that FAN FIC FARMS. You thought you could kill the ralphamale with your fake lies. We all know overdosing is just a myth. Get those donos ready Morris family, the Ralphamale needs his Tequila.

But yeah, I dont think this is true. Might just be Ralph testing the rumor mill again. Either way, not sure how he can call this a W unless Aylawging The Morris and Pantsu was his intention.

 

[King Bradley]

He is totally gonna have a female Mexican Horse-American baby for sure.

A short obese goblina is going to fuck Ralph to get an anchor baby.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

As much as I wish self inflicted suffering on Ralph and Meigh, there are now three fatherless children, who are innocent and frankly, deserve better and that's depressing.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

There's a reason why every year, I wish that it could be Guntmas everyday. Where the xannies are popping and the horses are all named May-ay. Another Guntmas miracle.

Pantsu gets exactly what she fucking deserves, taking care of not 1, but 2 kids in a foreign country disconnected from her friends and family, while her real catch of a husband is passed out on stream because he's been mixing liquor with benzoberries.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

nah he is going to do the nigger thing, like the nigger he is, and just leave the bill to the hospital. i hope you mexikiwis enjoy paying for ralph and may's foal.

Do you get to do that in Mexico? I know some countries are more fierce than others about recovering medical debt.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

A short obese goblina is going to fuck Ralph to get an anchor baby.

Inherited citizenship in the US passes through the mother.
That hypothetical Mexican woman's baby would have to be born on US soil to be an American citizen.
Ralph is terrified of being arrested and it's likely he will never set foot in the United States again, so that baby would be SOL.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Ralph will either die after his 10 month long xanny+alcohol bender or Pantsu dumps him before demon babby the third is spawned into this world.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

It's shocking to me that despite all the money he makes, basically none of that gets spent on Ralph's kids unless he's forced to.

Even when he's with Pantsu, the lack of a car seat wouldn't be so shocking if not for the fact they can clearly afford one, and that you can put your fucking car model and year into Google and order one that fits from Amazon straight to your door in a day! It's pretty inexcusable.

Oh and Ralph has a history of bad driving, pretty gnarly accidents where he literally says "shit if Pantsu was in the car, she could of been killed" and a history of recording himself drink driving. The man is a menace.

With that said, why haven't they done this? Well, I think that Ralph basically refuses to buy things that he can't flex about. When he posted about having a new stroller he even flexed about that - so maybe he's still looking for a Gucci car seat or something wiggerlicious.

 

[Estate]

Josh: Hehe...this Friday's MATI will be a double whammy on Ralphaverse!!
Ralph: You broke dick mothafucker....you just activated my trap card!! I activate [ Living Failures ]
Josh: * sad broke dick noises *


I know it's low effort, fuck off!

 

[Chiri]

Ralph will either die after his 10 month long xanny+alcohol bender or Pantsu dumps him before demon babby the third is spawned into this world.

As Josh said, Ralph was supposed to die at Knoxville but God has continued to keep him alive so long as he keeps finding ways to make his own life entertaining to watch. At this point I could see him never dying since he's found a way to go lower than every rock bottom he's hit.

 

[Absolutego]

It's honest to fuck amazing the lengths he'd go to own the ayylogs. It's fucking amazing. One retard baby to live with is already hellish enough. But now you're adding another along with a horsewife who is only growing more and more discontent. It's a perfect scenario that will likely end in homicide or suicide. Mark my fucking words, someone in this equation is going to die soon.

Probably Ralph given the fatty layer around his liver has almost certainly surpassed its mother organ in size by now.

 

[GuntPatrol]

FUCK cutting Meigh any slack at all, this fucking whore deliberately got knocked up not once but twice by the gunt. She isn't terrified of shit, although she probably should be, she openly taunts the rage pig and deliberately got gunted a second time. She had every opportunity to escape, and decided to get gunted again out of pure spite.

Fuck that FILTHY WHORE PEDOPHILE.

If anything she's just as bad or possibly even worse than the gunt.

She shit on her own family to side with the gunt. She is just an absolutely worthless whore.

She deserves no sympathy at all.

My brother in Christ, all of God's children are worthy of our sympathy. No person is truly irredeemable if they're willing to accept... just kidding, these people are all monsters; every last one. Meigh and The Gunt raising their cursed brood of guntlings in Mexico must be cosmic justice for all the illegals they've sent over the border.

 

[Mango Cobra]

You know what’s worse than one screaming toddler?
Two of them.

And yet now Meigh is going to have to deal with three of them.
Re-Roll 3.0, Rozy.gov, and Ralph

 

[Hokuriku]

I mentioned it in another thread but this is really starting to feel frighteningly Mick Philpott-esque.

I won't get into the tl;dr horrorcow details, but suffice to say it absolutely did not end well for the Philpott spawn.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

This doesn't sound very trad to me.

 

[Hyper Vigilant Dumbass]

Calling it now, in 25 years Solid Gunt has to battle his evil siblings: Liquid Gunt, and Solidus Gunt.

Can't wait for this part. Hope I'm still around to see the children of Big Gunt to fight for the ring he got from his grandfather.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

Making your whore wife pregnant with another baby you can't afford to own the a-logs.


#RalphamaleMoment

 

[Fslur]

Ralph mentioned that Meigh is early in her pregnancy and that he shouldn't be announcing it so soon.
There is a good chance that this bites Ralph in the ass and turns out to be a miscarriage.
Remember when he mocked other people for have miscarried children?

His “I am retiring” grift didn’t work so wouldn’t be shocked if he tries to grift off a miscarriage.

Which is why he doesn’t mind mentioning it before they’re three months along. Pantsu is definitely worse than Ralph, there is nothing worse than a bad mother.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

As Josh said, Ralph was supposed to die at Knoxville but God has continued to keep him alive so long as he keeps finding ways to make his own life entertaining to watch. At this point I could see him never dying since he's found a way to go lower than every rock bottom he's hit.

saint terry daivis, may he rest in peace, did say the purpose of life is to entertain god. since king terry is always right,i think this explains how the gunt has lived through what would have killed or been a wake up call to an ordinary man multiple times over.