Orbiter Demon Baby #3 / The Gunt’s Third Possible Piglet - A possible third Demon Baby on the Way?

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Making your whore wife pregnant with another baby you can't afford to own the a-logs.


#RalphamaleMoment

It's either keep her chained up with a baby or keep her chained up to a radiator.

And Ralph doesn't have cartel money so I don't think La Policia will let him get away with the latter.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Inherited citizenship in the US passes through the mother.
That hypothetical Mexican woman's baby would have to be born on US soil to be an American citizen.
Ralph is terrified of being arrested and it's likely he will never set foot in the United States again, so that baby would be SOL.

No, the child automatically acquires citizenship if its US citizen father is married to its alien mother OR if it's US citizen father acknowledges paternity, there's evidence of paternity and the father agrees to support the child.

In principle citizenship is automatic, but complicated by the fact that claiming any random kid as yours would be a loophole big enough to drive most of Mexico through.

In any case, there's no requirement for the child to be born on US soil.

US Department of State

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Having another kid with a dude clearly killing himself slowly for everyone to see. Is Meigh unironically retarded?

 

[Haint]

This is why feral hogs need to be exterminated.

 

[Um...]

It's honest to fuck amazing the lengths he'd go to own the ayylogs. It's fucking amazing. One retard baby to live with is already hellish enough. But now you're adding another along with a horsewife who is only growing more and more discontent. It's a perfect scenario that will likely end in homicide or suicide. Mark my fucking words, someone in this equation is going to die soon.

Have you seen her last couple of appearances on his show? Going back to Italy, actually. She’s absolutely delighted being the Killstream Queen, defending herself and her man against all the haterz and enemies (especially her own father. And the Vickers. His enemies are her enemies.) It’s them against the world, baby. She’s literally a female version of Ralph and that’s why they’re ‘soulmates.’

I still maintain she has FAS too.

 

[joebobmurphy]

I'm feeling pretty damn owned right now. That was sarcasm, Ralph, you fat, broke, loser, rapist, drunk.

 

[░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓ด้้้้้็็็็็้้]

This is going to be Ralph's first baby not conceived out of wedlock. You know what they say: third time's the charm.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I mentioned it in another thread but this is really starting to feel frighteningly Mick Philpott-esque.

I won't get into the tl;dr horrorcow details, but suffice to say it absolutely did not end well for the Philpott spawn.

I said this a while back too, especially when he wanted the polycule with Meigh and Faith. Now he's pumping out kids, and living as a digital nomad out in the one part of Mexico you're unlikely to have your hands chopped off.

 

[Rogue AI]

Good luck, kid. I wonder how Meigh is going to deal with the pregnancy and all the heat. It's almost a hundred degrees there already. Hope she remembers to keep the electricity on.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This is going to be Ralph's first baby not conceived out of wedlock. You know what they say: third time's the charm.

I wonder if he'll actually be there for this one's birth. So far he's 0-2.

 

[MeridaAnon]

I don't think that the birth, or even the pre-natal care will be much of an issue. First things first, Mexico does have a public healthcare system which co-exists with the private healthcare system. The public one is split into 3 parts, two of which are insurance-based, and require employment in a Mexican company to fully access beyond emergency care, and one of which is free at point of use for anyone, be they nationals, foreigners, tourists, illegal immigrants (which we get plenty of from Central America), it does not matter, it's just free. The private one is more akin to what most Americans will already be used to in the US, you pay up, you can have an insurance plan that allows you to not pay yourself, but it will depend on the particular hospital which insurance plan they take. Now, any and all hospitals, including private ones, are required by law to treat you and not charge you if you have an emergency (some private hospitals will still try to use the public's ignorance on the specific legislation to threaten billing), so the birth and immediate post-natal care would be taken care of, possibly by the Mexican taxpayer, depending on what hospital they pick/have closest to them. The real question comes from the post- and pre-natal care, which, given how I doubt they are insured by private insurance, they'll have to pay out of pocket if they want to go to a private hospital which is much faster and better than an INSABI-afiliated one. There's also been some issues as of the last 4 years (give or take) with medicine stocks for the public healthcare system but they are still not that expensive if they decided to take the public route + buying meds and vaccines from the private sector.
The shitty, grease covered dice are re-rolling on a functional table, at least. If Ralph does basically what anyone would do in the US regarding the birth of a child the new demon should be delivered fine. Still, he can fuck up in completely conventional ways.

I said this a while back too, especially when he wanted the polycule with Meigh and Faith. Now he's pumping out kids, and living as a digital nomad out in the one part of Mexico you're unlikely to have your hands chopped off.

Funnily enough, Merida is not even the prime digital nomad destination in Mexico, that's Mexico City (which is pretty much just a regular big city when it comes to crime + services), followed by the cities of Monterrey (where you are more likely to die of thirst than of a beheading) and Guadalajara (where you will, in fact, get beheaded if you look at the wrong people).

 

[Delamain]

Another innocent soul:​

• DAMNED
• CURSED
• SENTENCED TO A LIFE OF BEING WHITE TRASH

AND WORST OF ALL

• GUNT’D

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Why? To le ebic owne us? Ralph, you are a dumbest creature that called itself a human.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Poor kids.

 

[Needless]

Ralph may not be able to return to the US out of fear of being arrested, but he might just send May over there a month before she's due and have her give birth solo to make the child a US citizen. A fucked up move, but when you talk about the gunt anything is possible.

 

[You gain Brouzouf]

Doesn't Ralph need to come back to the US every few months or am I mistaken?

Maybe he wants a Mexican anchor baby

 

[MeridaAnon]

Ralph may not be able to return to the US out of fear of being arrested, but he might just send May over there a month before she's due and have her give birth solo to make the child a US citizen. A fucked up move, but when you talk about the gunt anything is possible.

The US has ius sanguinis as well as ius solis, right? If May's the mother, the kid should be a US citizen still, I think.

Doesn't Ralph need to come back to the US every few months or am I mistaken?

Maybe he wants a Mexican anchor baby

I actually don't know if having a Mexican kid will be enough to get him permanent residence but it would be funny if that was the end result. However, I am almost certain this kid came to be for accidental reasons, I also can't help but think that the kid ain't his, he's fucked up basically every single moment of his life, I wonder if he can even get hard, and if he can, what sort of disgusting monstrosity it all must be. I don't know, I think the horse is cheating on him.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

I don't think that the birth, or even the pre-natal care will be much of an issue. First things first, Mexico does have a public healthcare system which co-exists with the private healthcare system. The public one is split into 3 parts, two of which are insurance-based, and require employment in a Mexican company to fully access beyond emergency care, and one of which is free at point of use for anyone, be they nationals, foreigners, tourists, illegal immigrants (which we get plenty of from Central America), it does not matter, it's just free. The private one is more akin to what most Americans will already be used to in the US, you pay up, you can have an insurance plan that allows you to not pay yourself, but it will depend on the particular hospital which insurance plan they take. Now, any and all hospitals, including private ones, are required by law to treat you and not charge you if you have an emergency (some private hospitals will still try to use the public's ignorance on the specific legislation to threaten billing), so the birth and immediate post-natal care would be taken care of, possibly by the Mexican taxpayer, depending on what hospital they pick/have closest to them. The real question comes from the post- and pre-natal care, which, given how I doubt they are insured by private insurance, they'll have to pay out of pocket if they want to go to a private hospital which is much faster and better than an INSABI-afiliated one. There's also been some issues as of the last 4 years (give or take) with medicine stocks for the public healthcare system but they are still not that expensive if they decided to take the public route + buying meds and vaccines from the private sector.
The shitty, grease covered dice are re-rolling on a functional table, at least. If Ralph does basically what anyone would do in the US regarding the birth of a child the new demon should be delivered fine. Still, he can fuck up in completely conventional ways.

I learned more about Mexico's healthcare system from this post about natal care, than 10 years living here.

Still the only thing I know, it's probably going to be cheaper for Ralph to have his kid in Merida than in the US. Maybe, he's not a complete retard. And that's a big maybe

The US has ius sanguinis as well as ius solis, right? If May's the mother, the kid should be a US citizen still, I think.

The US does have both, so either way that kid is an American. Sadly, a White Trash American.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

The US has ius sanguinis as well as ius solis, right? If May's the mother, the kid should be a US citizen still, I think.

I actually don't know if having a Mexican kid will be enough to get him permanent residence but it would be funny if that was the end result. However, I am almost certain this kid came to be for accidental reasons, I also can't help but think that the kid ain't his, he's fucked up basically every single moment of his life, I wonder if he can even get hard, and if he can, what sort of disgusting monstrosity it all must be. I don't know, I think the horse is cheating on him.

Doesn't Ralph need to come back to the US every few months or am I mistaken?

Maybe he wants a Mexican anchor baby

I mean- Ralph was only able to live in Mexico due to the fact Mexico allows US Citizens to live and work there visa-free for 180 days- he's stated as much that he will have to eventually go back the the US temporarily once those 180 days are up. In addition, his opinion of the United States is very low and he has expressed genuine admiration of living in Mexico and how he doesn't want to go back- like Las Vegas, I think the seedy sin-city nature of the place is "his element", for lack of a better term.

Ralph's legal issues and status as both a violent convicted felon and a convicted sex offender make his ability to get Residency in Mexico questionable- and "Sunset Productions LLC" or whatever the fuck he tries to pass off the #Killsteam as a legitimate business to Mexican Bureaucrats is unlikely to qualify him for a work visa that can be used to both establish residency and provide a pathway to Mexican citizenship.

On top of this- consider all the scumbag shit Ralph has done historically: Would you really put it past Ethan Oliver Ralph to deliberately fuck May without a rubber with the malicious endgame of having a spitebaby (to spite both Harry Morris and @Null ) that he can use as a cudgel to instantaneously smash all the obstacles hindering his ability to obtain Mexican citizenship? Mexico, much like the US, does in fact have it as law that children born on Mexican soil are automatically Mexican citizens regardless of the nationality of their parents.

Mark my words, I'm calling it now- Ethan Ralph Jr. AKA Demon Baby 3 is a Anchor Baby... nothing more, nothing less.

And the cherry atop the whole sundae for Ralph is that if anybody in Mexico tries to criticize the practice as the sleazy conjob that it is he can pull a "whataboutism" trick and shame them for being tolerant of Mexican Anchor Babies in the US.

 

[Lomax]

Congratulations to Michael Sisco for putting another bun in the oven after Ralphamania.