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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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whenever i see bit of patrick's "Standup" i am reminded that he had the gall to call norm unfunny. these are the kinds of jokes he thinks are worth telling and he still has the audacity to call norm unfunny? this is the thing that makes me actually hate pat. everything else, the lying, drinking,being fat, the terrible books, making pepperoni out of black kids, all of that is just lulcow behavior i find funny. but a fat manchild who has thinks these are good jokes trying to say norm macdonald isnt funny just makes him an insufferable faggot.Forgive me if this is old news, but I dont remember ever reading anything from this old Pat account. Courtesy of our friend Brotherman BudDickman, I bring you Pat's Imgur 2015 account, where he posted his AWFUL stand-up jokes and surprise surprise: he doesn't exactly takes criticism very well. Huh, who could've have guessed?
If you ever feel bad for the Piggy, let this be a reminder: he was always a prideful fat condescending asshole, waaaay before the Brothermen came along.
First, just a taste of his lovely comment page:
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Nothing but pure joy in this man's soul.
Are you ready? Here we go!
1) Ripping Off George Carlin and getting called for it
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Patty rips off one of the greats, gets called out. But he has a fantastic justification for such blatant theft: he shook his hand once:
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Also, Pat may have been seen was seen giving him a handy afterwards. The events from this day were actually confirmed by Carlin later in life:
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Carlin stolen joke:
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2) On that same Carlin threat, a troll appears, but our professional witty comic has a hilarious clap-back!:
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Then an ACTUAL funny person shows the professional how to do it:
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3) Same condescending sassy asshole as today gets into a funny argument against another commenter who pegs Fatty ("I'm into things") for what he is: a dumb man who can't let shit go.
4) A tale as old as time: Actual Tough Guy(Tm) tells a random person that yes, he has a nightstick, and yeah.. he's done time in the slammer.
Hard.
Time.
(I'm guessing either Alcatraz or Chino).
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Please, don't ask what he was in for. The other inmates may listen and think is kinda weird the "gang that almost got their faces caved in the pavement" consisted of his pregnant wife and unborn daughter. Thank you.
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some thoughts ive had for a while is that norm is basically everything pat wishes he was. norm was a funny successful comic, he was famous, he was a good writer and his book sold more in one day than all of pat's books ever will, and norm played the idiot but in interviews when he was serious it was clear norm was actually pretty smart. whereas piggy isnt funny, isnt successful, isnt famous outside of being a lulcow, he tries to play the smart man but is clearly an idiot, and his books are trash compared to norm's book.
the only thing they had in common was the are both fat (atleast at the end for norm), but at least norm not only acknowledged it, but he also cracked jokes about it.
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What a riot. He’s always been exactly the same. The rando he’s arguing with on Imgur of all places is amazed and amused that the fat retard has to to respond every. Single. Time. He even tells him he can stop and Fatrick can’t.Forgive me if this is old news, but I dont remember ever reading anything from this old Pat account. Courtesy of our friend Brotherman BudDickman, I bring you Pat's Imgur 2015 account, where he posted his AWFUL stand-up jokes and surprise surprise: he doesn't exactly takes criticism very well. Huh, who could've have guessed?
If you ever feel bad for the Piggy, let this be a reminder: he was always a prideful fat condescending asshole, waaaay before the Brothermen came along.
First, just a taste of his lovely comment page:
View attachment 4615816
Nothing but pure joy in this man's soul.
Are you ready? Here we go!
1) Ripping Off George Carlin and getting called for it
View attachment 4615832
Patty rips off one of the greats, gets called out. But he has a fantastic justification for such blatant theft: he shook his hand once:
View attachment 4615841
Also, Pat may have been seen was seen giving him a handy afterwards. The events from this day were actually confirmed by Carlin later in life:
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Carlin stolen joke:
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2) On that same Carlin threat, a troll appears, but our professional witty comic has a hilarious clap-back!:
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Then an ACTUAL funny person shows the professional how to do it:
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3) Same condescending sassy asshole as today gets into a funny argument against another commenter who pegs Fatty ("I'm into things") for what he is: a dumb man who can't let shit go.
4) A tale as old as time: Actual Tough Guy(Tm) tells a random person that yes, he has a nightstick, and yeah.. he's done time in the slammer.
Hard.
Time.
(I'm guessing either Alcatraz or Chino).
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Please, don't ask what he was in for. The other inmates may listen and think is kinda weird the "gang that almost got their faces caved in the pavement" consisted of his pregnant wife and unborn daughter. Thank you.
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”I was chosen by random!” lol, lmao even. He’s been doing this shit and annoying people forever.
Also those jokes are absolutely atrocious. Him calling Norm McDonald unfunny is rich. What an unlikable, and rotund, clown.
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But we all know he'd be sent to hell. He should do it to prove us wrong.
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Feel like I could combine a bunch of my Kiwi Farms posts into a "book" like column writers collect their columns and sell more than eight copies.
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It's not hard to become a six figure author apparently. I was projected to sell 5k physical copies of my book for the first year.
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The funny part about his journalistic "career" was that they were free op eds that he didnt get paid for, his book deal was likely just talks from tor about how he might Might make six figures from if he was able to not write dog shit. The top comment on starship repo on amazon is pedophile Paul Weimer which leads me to believe that all the SFWA is, is a bunch of pedo ball washers who wish to be more thank wagie lemicks and want to larp as an above everybody else "writer". I have friends and family who are in the journalism and publishing industrys and they just bleed money. Youre only hope is to be a trustie and ride out these welfare contracts while you can so for fatso its been a failure. I would guess 30-40% of his sales are friends and family, people in this industry are so thirsty for a contract and commercial validation they would sell their works for nothing to a conglomorate, so trust me if there was any interest in fattys book he would be talking about his new ventures as an author. Fuck this lying fat piece of shit.
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made a few of these.
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She absolutely deserves being married to Patrick and everything that entails. I only hope murder/suicide isn't in the cards for this particular couple. I know for a fact these people hate themselves and each other, and the combination of their suffering and the vast volumes of milk Patrick produces are things I don't want to lose.
"Those aren't eternal flames causing me an agony beyond human comprehension. That's just your delusions, child."
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Maricón de Mierda
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He had such spunk and zest then, I'm a bit sad at how exhausted and exploited he is now. Patrick Tomlinson is not a renewable resource. If the pests continue their Fatrick consumption at current levels, by 2030 he will be completely depleted. This is a non-partisan issue. This is a human issue. Save the whale.Forgive me if this is old news, but I dont remember ever reading anything from this old Pat account. Courtesy of our friend Brotherman BudDickman, I bring you Pat's Imgur 2015 account, where he posted his AWFUL stand-up jokes and surprise surprise: he doesn't exactly takes criticism very well. Huh, who could've have guessed?
If you ever feel bad for the Piggy, let this be a reminder: he was always a prideful fat condescending asshole, waaaay before the Brothermen came along.
First, just a taste of his lovely comment page:
View attachment 4615816
Nothing but pure joy in this man's soul.
Are you ready? Here we go!
1) Ripping Off George Carlin and getting called for it
View attachment 4615832
Patty rips off one of the greats, gets called out. But he has a fantastic justification for such blatant theft: he shook his hand once:
View attachment 4615841
Also, Pat may have been seen was seen giving him a handy afterwards. The events from this day were actually confirmed by Carlin later in life:
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Carlin stolen joke:
View attachment 4615868
2) On that same Carlin threat, a troll appears, but our professional witty comic has a hilarious clap-back!:
View attachment 4615906
View attachment 4615909
Then an ACTUAL funny person shows the professional how to do it:
View attachment 4615914
3) Same condescending sassy asshole as today gets into a funny argument against another commenter who pegs Fatty ("I'm into things") for what he is: a dumb man who can't let shit go.
4) A tale as old as time: Actual Tough Guy(Tm) tells a random person that yes, he has a nightstick, and yeah.. he's done time in the slammer.
Hard.
Time.
(I'm guessing either Alcatraz or Chino).
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Please, don't ask what he was in for. The other inmates may listen and think is kinda weird the "gang that almost got their faces caved in the pavement" consisted of his pregnant wife and unborn daughter. Thank you.
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God: "For your sins against Me, you're going roast in Hell for eternity."
Patrick: "Wrong, chiAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Nah, she's lost a lot of weight and while I hesitate to say she looks good because she's still her, she's clearly putting in more of an effort. Not like there's any fixing to the other things but I will give her credit for the weight loss.
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Suddenly losing weight in her 40s looks like an Ozempic (appetite suppressant) habit to me. If Pat wasn’t terrified of needles he’d be on it too.
Either that or she just started on stimulants for her “ADHD.”
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Can confirm he is on vacation. Last night someone from ona (or maybe Reddit? idk) sent trannies to his house, and nobody was home (naaaht funny, highly illegal, I only report the news folx)
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Whatever you do, do NOT go over to pfg forums and read the thread about Pat pissing off the reddit guy, they've posted a load of doxxes of Nikki's family.
I repeat, do NOT go and look at that.
Oopsie doodles.
I repeat, do NOT go and look at that.
Oopsie doodles.
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Do you think Satan wants to spend all eternity being childed, I think God and the Devil will have to reach an agreement to keep Rick in purgatory forever, I think he'd fit right in, Dantes seven terraces in purgatory are Pride, Envy, Wrath, Sloth, Greed, Gluttony and Lust, Rick is so enormous he'd just inhabit the whole lot.
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Based on the follow-up this was a troll who knew what he was gonna get as a response but it's still funny.
"Pat stop responding to every single troll with bogus claims of prison time. It makes you look like a child and that's what they want."
"No, child, you are the child, child. And you're going to prison."