Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Wy4M]

How it started

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How it's going

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"... when she comes back"

Edit - replaced with slightly better one.

Spoiler: previous one

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

I have a feeling the supply of Post-Op tranny pornography FAR exceeds the demand.

Yeah you'd have to be a fucking retard to think you'd do well in porn as a post-op tranny. The whole appeal is being a chick with a dick. Even if (HUGE if) you somehow manage to trick people into thinking you're a real woman, you're now competing against actual women who are actually hot and have actual vaginas without hair inside of them.

It'd be like if a pizza place that only sold gluten free pizzas tried to keep their lack of gluten a secret. Everyone would just know it as a shitty pizza place.

 

[JULAY]

Wow. The amount of Kiwis who have extremely specific and personal knowledge of all types of drugs, usage and possible consequences/side effects is pretty extensive. I didn't know that so many kiwis studied biochemistry and medicine in uni.

A lot of us just like (or used to like) doing drugs.

 

[Nate Higgers]

A lot of us just like (or used to like) doing drugs.

“I used to do drugs…I still do, but I used to, too” - Mitch Hedburg

I think someone referenced that tagline earlier ITT but it still rings true

 

[Wy4M]

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Yeah right.

• Lucas decides to cut his cock off.
• Lucas decides to sniff around kiddies for his "ranch".
• Lucas decides to promote bathtub hormones to kids.
• Lucas decides to attack KF for recording his most embarassing tweets, that HE decided to write and publish.
• Lucas decides to grift a shitload of money for non existant legal action and dox himself.
• Lucas decides drugs are a great idea.
  
  I can't quite see at what point KF was involved in making any of his shit life choices for him, unless we have a secret device that makes people total fuckwits...

I guess this is also because of KF.

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[A Sunset]

I guess this is also because of KF.
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Jesus fucking christ what a mess. In a 90s comedy these trooon would be offensive charicatures put in for shock value, for a 2-3 minute gag. “look how crazy this tranny is, it’s all comedy and of course this is an exaggeration”. If only we knew then.

Alll I know is that we should care a lot about what this mentally ill, aging and suicidal cutter feels about free speech and the Internet. Time for cis folx to LISTEN and LEARN from this insane man.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I guess this is also because of KF.
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It's down the road, not across, faggot*. What you are doing is attention whoring. Fuck you.


*the arsonist-troon, not Wy4m. Wy4m is a MVP.

 

[TitusOvid]

Ugh, keffals was on a great downward trajectory and acting out trying to be edgy but mommybigdick had to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by giving him an out.

 

[Something Awful]

I guess this is also because of KF.
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tfw you're as successful at suicide as you are at being a woman

 

[A Sunset]

If you didn’t watch MATI today, Jersh said he personally sent Keffals an invite to sign up for the Kiwi Farms after seeing him ask for dirt on MommyBigDick.

So the real question is, Chyat, what do we think about Jersh’s proposal for Keffals to sign up to Kiwi Farms?

I’d never stop shitting on him, of course, but it could be kino if he came in the thread and dropped dirt on every fucking piece of shit that propped him up and stuffed their hand up his ass to puppet him. And if he wants attention, it’s a good way to get it.

Imagine all that journo support and mainstream narrative, CloudFlare causes a scandal dropping KF, and then the supposedly victimized streamer signs up for this very site.

We need to put this for a vote, Chyat.

Of course the best part about Kiwi farms is that anyone, including Lucas, can sign up at any time and say whqtever the fuck they want. Name one place online you can still do that with a community over 20.

 

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So the real question is, Chyat, what do we think about Jersh’s proposal for Keffals to sign up to Kiwi Farms?

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[My Name is Mud]

If you didn’t watch MATI today, Jersh said he personally sent Keffals an invite to sign up for the Kiwi Farms after seeing him ask for dirt on MommyBigDick.

So the real question is, Chyat, what do we think about Jersh’s proposal for Keffals to sign up to Kiwi Farms?

I’d never stop shitting on him, of course, but it could be kino if he came in the thread and dropped dirt on every fucking piece of shit that propped him up and stuffed their hand up his ass to puppet him. And if he wants attention, it’s a good way to get it.

Imagine all that journo support and mainstream narrative, CloudFlare causes a scandal dropping KF, and then the supposedly victimized streamer signs up for this very site.

We need to put this for a vote, Chyat.

Of course the best part about Kiwi farms is that anyone, including Lucas, can sign up at any time and say whqtever the fuck they want. Name one place online you can still do that with a community over 20.

He can come, but only under these three conditions:
1. He can only post in this thread
2. His username must be Lucas the Fart Kween
3. His messages number, reaction score and points have to be locked at 41

/sneed

In all seriousness though, if Jersh wants him here I'm more than fine with him making an account lol.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

If you didn’t watch MATI today, Jersh said he personally sent Keffals an invite to sign up for the Kiwi Farms after seeing him ask for dirt on MommyBigDick.

So the real question is, Chyat, what do we think about Jersh’s proposal for Keffals to sign up to Kiwi Farms?

I’d never stop shitting on him, of course, but it could be kino if he came in the thread and dropped dirt on every fucking piece of shit that propped him up and stuffed their hand up his ass to puppet him. And if he wants attention, it’s a good way to get it.

Imagine all that journo support and mainstream narrative, CloudFlare causes a scandal dropping KF, and then the supposedly victimized streamer signs up for this very site.

We need to put this for a vote, Chyat.

Of course the best part about Kiwi farms is that anyone, including Lucas, can sign up at any time and say whqtever the fuck they want. Name one place online you can still do that with a community over 20.

Jersh and Ethan Ralph need to enter the thunderdome and he who will leave victorious gets Lucas as war bride.

 

[Punished Neco]

A soundbite that I originally clipped "thank you for the money, I'll spend it on drugs" is the new MATI $100 donation .mp3 notification and I'm pretty hyped

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I guess this is also because of KF.
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Idk where I posted it on this thread but there’s a hilarious photo of him acting faggoty with the razor hidden in his lap

 

[Procrastinhater]

Lucas had to wait, was it a month or two before his flashy new apartment was available? He admitted on stream that it was cheaper to fly to Ireland and stay with a friend than to pay for temporary accommodation in Canada. Good optics for his campaign of course.

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Lol what a fucking mess he just looks like a fat burnout Metallica fan, straggling, greasy thinning hair he doesn't seem to have washed for days, grime under his fingernails, oily skin.
Lucas bro you're looking fucking rough, ok it's an improvement on the gross fucking titty streamer with his tubular man tits flopping out, but fuck, I'm not even exaggerating, I give change to a guy I saw sitting on the sidewalk with a little dog the other day that looked cleaner and more well put together than Lucas.
Sort it out bro. Fuck.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Jersh and Ethan Ralph need to enter the thunderdome and he who will leave victorious gets Lucas as war bride.

TROONITE
TROONITE
TROONITE
TROONITE

 

[F_Break]

Typical big-brain Lorenz take there. Address gets dozed = must go overseas to escape.

Singal needs a good kicking too.

Huh? Singal is calling out the absurdity of the media pushing the retarded "I had to flee to Europe and broadcast my location the entire time" narrative, and actually did real journalism on the subject for his podcast.

 

[Tanner Glass]

If you didn’t watch MATI today, Jersh said he personally sent Keffals an invite to sign up for the Kiwi Farms after seeing him ask for dirt on MommyBigDick.

So the real question is, Chyat, what do we think about Jersh’s proposal for Keffals to sign up to Kiwi Farms?

I’d never stop shitting on him, of course, but it could be kino if he came in the thread and dropped dirt on every fucking piece of shit that propped him up and stuffed their hand up his ass to puppet him. And if he wants attention, it’s a good way to get it.

Imagine all that journo support and mainstream narrative, CloudFlare causes a scandal dropping KF, and then the supposedly victimized streamer signs up for this very site.

We need to put this for a vote, Chyat.

Invite him here, username "Keffals" and mod him.

 

[sanguiduct]

“I used to do drugs…I still do, but I used to, too” - Mitch Hedburg

I think someone referenced that tagline earlier ITT but it still rings true

Not even remotely relevant to the thread but i just wanna point out today is Mitch Hedberg's birthday.

RIP homie if only we could trade him for the equally male looking drug addict we're stuck with here.