Why do nogs wash/rinse their chicken

[Return of the Freaker]

Like seriously, I've found myself on youtube shorts where a white woman is sharing some chicken recipie, and then in the comments here come a bunch of niggos acting horrified that Becky didn't wash the chicken first and wypipo must be sick all the time. Like, surely they must know cooking the chicken will kill any germs and wet, dripping chicken is a great way for cross contamination to happen. And please tell me that at least by "washing" they just mean "rinsing"

 

[Fount of BadSpeak]

Just smart enough to understand things to a degree, still too stupid to comprehend their own idiocy and that whites know better than them. Same thing with them chastising whites for refrigerating condiments like hot sauce, when most condiments explicitly state to refrigerate after opening. Ex gf of mine was black back before I realized the truth of the matter, and she was obsessed with washing everything from the store unless it was sealed on purchase; once, I was going to sautee mushrooms in butter, and she flipped her shit because I didn't wash them first, saying they were "covered in dirt". I didn't bother arguing or explaining to her how mushrooms worked, and just dealt with the fact the mushrooms were soggy and poorly cooked because she got them all waterlogged. Then she didn't eat them, because she apparently neglected to mention she disliked mushrooms... woman moment, or black moment? Hard to tell.

Also, I've seen too many videos of future engineers who use soap when "washing" chicken...

 

[Dysnomia]

Washing the chicken spreads the salmonella around the kitchen. I have never washed chicken. There's no need to unless it fell on the floor or something.

As for mushrooms, I only wash them if they are really dirty and I can't get it off. So maybe one or two shrooms out of a pack gets washed. The rest don't really need it. I find they are usually pretty clean looking. I don't wash any produce that comes in sealed packages. It's autistic and useless.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Make sure ye wash yer mincemeat

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I didn't bother arguing or explaining to her how mushrooms worked, and just dealt with the fact the mushrooms were soggy and poorly cooked because she got them all waterlogged. Then she didn't eat them, because she apparently neglected to mention she disliked mushrooms...

Those mushrooms deserve reparations

Also, I've seen too many videos of future engineers who use soap when "washing" chicken...

Imagine using detergent to season your chicken. But hey, a grain of salt be too spicy for mayo ghouls amirite?

 

[Seafarer]

Ever wonder where the word “Coon” comes from?


Idk if that is actually where the word comes from, I just thought it was an interesting theory.

 

[byuu]

You need to rinse out all the chlorine on it.

 

[Ozul]

Whenever I venture out into public the majority of people I see still wearing mask are nogs. They're too retarded to understand or interpret medical data and can't use their brain beyond "Nu uhhhh I aint want nun yall nasty azz germs coveed iz REAL."

Black community has a ton of nonsensical rituals and habits that don't make any sense or have any actual scientific basis. They seem genuinely unable to understand the world around them beyond shitting out nigglets and testing the patience of everyone around them.

And no I am not racist

 

[Dead Gay Planet]

Why do nogs wash/rinse their chicken​

Because White people have fallen so far that nignogs are unironically more hygienic at this point.

Ex gf of mine was black back before I realized the truth of the matter, and she was obsessed with washing everything from the store unless it was sealed on purchase.

Based, good instincts. Your black ex is Whiter than you are.

I bet everyone in this thread walks around in public in wrinkled clothes with lint and/or pet hair clinging them.
I bet half of you motherfuckers don't even wash your hands after you take a piss.
The absolute state of modern white people...

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Because White people have fallen so far that nignogs are unironically more hygienic at this point.

Based, good instincts. Your black ex is Whiter than you are.

I bet everyone in this thread walks around in public in wrinkled clothes with lint and/or pet hair clinging them.
I bet half of you motherfuckers don't even wash your hands after you take a piss.
The absolute state of modern white people...

Found the angry nigger

 

[Str8Bustah]

Because White people have fallen so far that nignogs are unironically more hygienic at this point.

Based, good instincts. Your black ex is Whiter than you are.

I bet everyone in this thread walks around in public in wrinkled clothes with lint and/or pet hair clinging them.
I bet half of you motherfuckers don't even wash your hands after you take a piss.
The absolute state of modern white people...

impressive bait, have a (you) and fuck off back to the ghetto.

 

[DankSmoker]

Because they are used to practicing freaky voodoo shit with their poultry.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Washing meat and other food is extremely haram, but washing mushrooms is absolutely fine. The forest floor isn't exactly clean and devoid of animal feces/urine. You do pick your own mushrooms, right anon?

 

[ZipDisk]

The ritual is to wash chicken with cold water, vinegar, salt, and/or lime juice.

The way they defend it is "This how I was brought up".

Weirdly enough, one of the videos I watched implied that Julia Child fell for this shit.

 

[Grub]

Washing meat and other food is extremely haram, but washing mushrooms is absolutely fine. The forest floor isn't exactly clean and devoid of animal feces/urine. You do pick your own mushrooms, right anon?

It depends on the mushrooms. I usually at least rinse white or brown mushrooms, but oyster mushrooms I do not. Oyster mushrooms don't grow in the dirt and I did in fact pick a bunch of oyster mushrooms off an alder stump last week, I did not wash them before I skewered them and cooked them over a fire and used them as a topping for my fire cooked smokies.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I don't blast it super hard but anytime I'm cooking skin-on chicken I rinse it off a bit at least
usually there's a few mystery globs on the outside that come off

 

[TheGreatDodongus]

I will say that my mom used to buy those big family packs of foster farms chicken breasts when I was a child, the ones that come in a bag, and I always rinsed them off under cold water before I cooked them to get off that weird pink ectoplasm that sits on the bottom of the packaging and coats everything.

If you scrub or use soap though, you're retarded.

 

[Str8Bustah]

what the fuck is with wogs and lawry's season salt?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

what the fuck is with wogs and lawry's season salt?

I beez wawsh de chicken den put it back in da same bag cuz I be smart n shiet

Edit: I swear half of black vocabulary is "shieeeet", "fuck", "muhfuggin"/"muhfugga", , , , , and

 

[Caesare]

Because niggers are REALLY REALLY fucking stupid. That's the answer.

Same thing with them chastising whites for refrigerating condiments like hot sauce

I'm in agreement with just about everything else you said, but you don't need to refrigerate hot sauce. Bacteria isn't going to thrive in a bottle of aged peppers, with lots of salt and vinegar. Salt and vinegar are preservatives, and they make up most of the bottle of hot sauce.