Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

I wonder how many people who have had to go through a successful set of chemo or radiation would prefer it to permanently losing the use of an arm.

This stroke-brained retard has permanently lost most of his brain. It's amazing he can even attempt to communicate in language with his sub-70 IQ and a brain that is more lesions than neurons.

 

[boxybum]

Four strokes > Cancer

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This isn't a Photoshop is it. Can't believe he posted something like this.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Four strokes > Cancer

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Having learned my brother just had a biopsy that tested positive for cancer cells, this post makes me MATI. Die already, Jack. This man is a strain on the healthcare system tying up resources for people that are actually worth saving.

 

[captkrisma]

Four strokes > Cancer

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I lost two family members to cancer recently. Jack's tone deaf take is hurtful, but I know karma WILL bite him hard on his fat ass and soon.

Fuck you, you fat piece of shit.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Four strokes > Cancer

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Aww hell naw

Having learned my brother just had a biopsy that tested positive for cancer cells, this post makes me MATI. Die already, Jack. This man is a strain on the healthcare system tying up resources for people that are actually worth saving.

As someone that's lost a few loved ones to strokes and cancer, I'm MATI as well. Like "Jon Lovitz punching Andy Dick after he admitted to giving Phil Hartman's murderer-wife drugs" angry. Jack is a stupid crippled tard but that wording plus his stupid ass Facebook persona is not a good combo for my temper. Both conditions are shit in their own special ways. I feel worse for Brianna and her brain tumor than I ever will for Jack.

Stroke number four should've done a better job destroying his ability to talk. Shut the fuck up, gimp.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Aww hell naw



As someone that's lost a few loved ones to strokes and cancer, I'm MATI as well. Like "Jon Lovitz punching Andy Dick after he admitted to giving Phil Hartman's murderer-wife drugs" angry. Jack is a stupid crippled tard but that wording plus his stupid ass Facebook persona is not a good combo for my temper. Both conditions are shit in their own special ways. I feel worse for Brianna and her brain tumor than I ever will for Jack.

Stroke number four should've done a better job destroying his ability to talk. Shut the fuck up, gimp.

Exactly. This fat fuck has no idea or will really appreciate how lucky he is to be alive right now. Hopefully, he’ll get a chance to see his grandchildren (ok maybe not, Garrett being the Thai lady boy lover and Jr. lusting after HS athletes) grow up and thrive when right now it’s not even clear if my brother will survive that long until further testing is done. Eat shit, Jack.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Exactly. This fat fuck has no idea or will really appreciate how lucky he is to be alive right now. Hopefully, he’ll get a chance to see his grandchildren (ok maybe not, Garrett being the Thai lady boy lover and Jr. lusting after HS athletes) grow up and thrive when right now it’s not even clear if my brother will survive that long until further testing is done. Eat shit, Jack.

Jack is absolutely the type to think it's all okay, because he doesn't have *cancer.* Despite how debilitating brain conditions are because of what a fragile organ it is. Brianna's tumor is a "mild" one and it still destroyed her quality of life. Most people don't experience multiple major strokes because the first one either significantly crippled them or they y'know, fucking died. Same with heart attacks. What an ingrate.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I wonder if Jack still has the ability to even speak, or if he is reduced to boomerposting on facebook as his only means of communication with the world.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

if jack dies i call dibs on his wifi crock pot.

 

[Fatty2988]

This isn't a Photoshop is it. Can't believe he posted something like this.

It's real and some good comments

 

[cuddle striker]

well, it's funny because he's going to have a dozen more strokes, until he's an immobile blob.

 

[Crex Crex]

Four strokes > Cancer

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I mean he's fat as shit and eats excessive amounts of greasy ass meat and junk "food" that's likely 10% edible matter and 90% God-knows-what. It's indeed a divine miracle that he's never had cancer.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Not gonna PL but I'm MATI with that comment. Jack needs to choke on a footlong Subway meatball marinara.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Four strokes > Cancer

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Well... he's not wrong. But at this point it's like saying getting kicked in the head is better than getting kicked in the balls. They're both going to hurt and add this to the myriad of health issues Jagoff has:

• 4 strokes
• possible heart attack
• diabetes
• high blood pressure.
• obesity
• several kidney stones
• torn achilles tendons
• gall bladder removed

And he's barely in his mid-50's. I've known actual seniors who are healthier than this person.

I mean he's fat as shit and eats excessive amounts of greasy ass meat and junk "food" that's likely 10% edible matter and 90% God-knows-what. It's indeed a divine miracle that he's never had cancer.

For all we know he has but the Wendigo ripped it out of him because it didn't want the competition.

 

[biggacracka]

Four strokes > Cancer

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"Cancercels be seething of strokechads"
t. Jagoff Scalfatty

 

[Fascist Frederick]

There are lots of elderly cancer patients. There are no elderly morbidly obese people. I'm pretty sure having cancer is better than all the shit Jack has done to himself. And with cancer there is a chance of recovery. There is no hope for Jack, he will die with a burger in his hand/feeding tube.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Let me guess, this is about some evangelical pearl clutching or something

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Four strokes > Cancer

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ya know jack makes a good point. if he had cancer he would be dead already because instead of getting treatment he would just wait it out and eat a bucket of lard and raw chicken. at least with strokes he is only bound by how long his body can last before it explodes and he is left as the one thing he hates the most. a vegetable.

 

[Guntanator]

Inb4 jacks cancer diagnosis

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Inb4 jacks cancer diagnosis

He’s fat, old, eats unhealthy food, and a male, he’s going to get colon cancer. It’s going to hit hard