Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

You have to wonder if this event might bring a little self-awareness back to Rekieta. These are his people now. His livelihood depends on them.

Nick is not just reduced to sucking dicks, but sucking dicks that ejaculate pure soy.

 

[Anticipointment]

Idk if this is even worth posting but Ron Coleman made a 7 min. live-streamed vertical phone video while he was waiting for “Rick Rekieta’s thing to start”. Ron was clearly regretting his decision to attend “I don’t even know why I’m here…”

Live from Las Vegas!

It's the @rekietalaw thing. Don't even ask

www.youtube.com

 

[Spaded Dave]

Idk if this is even worth posting but Ron Coleman made a 7 min. live-streamed vertical phone video while he was waiting for “Rick Rekieta’s thing to start”. Ron was clearly regretting his decision to attend “I don’t even know why I’m here…”

Live from Las Vegas!

It's the @rekietalaw thing. Don't even ask

www.youtube.com

Such a tacky, cheap, mostly-empty venue. How embarrassing.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I mean - wouldn't you drink yourself to death if you had to suck the dick of this peak specimen of male physicality?

Perhaps we now know why Rekieta has a drinking problem... seems to be a theme

Spoiler: NSFL

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Alright, real quick: Ralph looks like if he took off his shirt we'd learn there's a naked person in a full guard position wrapped around his torso. If he knew a man that actually loved him with that physique and that attitude of his, I can see why he's salty they're gone. People like that would be exceptionally rare.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I'm loving this you know Nick hated every second he had to be with these to quote SPCC "wind-burnt retards"

 

[feral cat #6385]

The Rekieta-verse is real

Looks like a cloning experiment gone wrong.

She's a wine mom coomer who constantly does embarrassing things on streams thinking that they won't be available forever, but wants to be taken seriously because she was a "real reporter."

Her specialty is doing streams blackout drunk, doing and saying embarrassing shit and then deleting fucking everything. That's the only good content she puts out. Everything else she does consists of her watching other people's videos or straight up plagarizing them.

Nick's superchats are rather unhealthy in that most of the money is coming in big chunks from a relatively small circle of people. Joe's superchats reflect more engagement by more people with the stream content.
Nick's great advantage was being early to the game. But he has given up his advantage and all sorts of people are moving in to take over his space. These other people are showing how much more potential the law format had and how Nick might have been able to grow his channel way bigger if he had been willing to put the work into it.

Nick is the Jack Scalfani of LawTube. A marginal/no talent who has been surpassed by others who do it much better.

Hey look! You can see the exact moment Dick Masterson Cucked Nick with Sally.
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Jesus christ. I can feel the leather through the screen.

You have to wonder if this event might bring a little self-awareness back to Rekieta. These are his people now. His livelihood depends on them.

He should consider suicide.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Hey look! You can see the exact moment Dick Masterson Cucked Nick with Sally.
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That's some nice body language analysis that we all know Nick really loves. I'm surprised the collective autismo powers of the forum didn't comment on Nick's sitting posture. Of all the 4 on the lawn chairs, Nick is the only one whose legs and feet are splayed inward like a newborn deer. What an effeminate posture.

 

[Owlbear]

That's some nice body language analysis that we all know Nick really loves. I'm surprised the collective autismo powers of the forum didn't comment on Nick's sitting posture. Of all the 4 on the lawn chairs, Nick is the only one whose legs and feet are splayed inward like a newborn deer. What an effeminate posture.

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Nick has also grown a decent-sized gut there. He used to be skinny as a rail, but I guess the drinking really got to him.

 

[Kopasea]

That's some nice body language analysis that we all know Nick really loves. I'm surprised the collective autismo powers of the forum didn't comment on Nick's sitting posture. Of all the 4 on the lawn chairs, Nick is the only one whose legs and feet are splayed inward like a newborn deer. What an effeminate posture.

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I wonder if anyone asked Ty Beard about Vic's case

 

[footballteam]

That's some nice body language analysis that we all know Nick really loves. I'm surprised the collective autismo powers of the forum didn't comment on Nick's sitting posture. Of all the 4 on the lawn chairs, Nick is the only one whose legs and feet are splayed inward like a newborn deer. What an effeminate posture.

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On top of Nick attempting to look like some kind of metrosexual coomer...

Ty looks like a generic dad from the 90s.

Masterson is lapping as a wannabe eurofag gangster with the addidas tracksuit

Coomalot looks like he goes to the walmart and buys the tightest possible clothes to wear. Probably a hot look for those Alabamy trailer park sluts that he normally chases after.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Nick is not just reduced to sucking dicks, but sucking dicks that ejaculate pure soy.

Where do you think tofu comes from?

The soy spunk curds solidify in rekieta’s rennet, and he regurgitates it when it’s done.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I wonder if anyone asked Ty Beard about Vic's case

His current fanbase wouldn't know who that is.

 

[RotPockets]

Looks like a cloning experiment gone wrong.


Her specialty is doing streams blackout drunk, doing and saying embarrassing shit and then deleting fucking everything. That's the only good content she puts out. Everything else she does consists of her watching other people's videos or straight up plagarizing them.


Nick is the Jack Scalfani of LawTube. A marginal/no talent who has been surpassed by others who do it much better.


Jesus christ. I can feel the leather through the screen.


He should consider suicide.

Had to look up who “Jack Scalfani” was to get the reference, ugh Cheese Salad. Which reminded me of a more memorable degenerate that gets too close to the object of his obsession and let’s his imposter syndrome destroy him, by indulging in increasingly repugnant debauchery.

How Nick perceives himself on Locals. getting fluffed by his jannies.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Had to look up who “Jack Scalfani” was to get the reference, ugh Cheese Salad. Which reminded me of a more memorable degenerate that gets too close to the object of his obsession and let’s his imposter syndrome destroy him, by indulging in increasingly depraved debauchery.
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Much like Nick, Jack had the advantage of being one of the first cooking channels on youtube and was successful at first because of that. But he was too lazy to do anything with it and his content just got worse over time. He is also a thin skinned passive aggressive little bitch. Just like Nick.

 

[RotPockets]

Much like Nick, Jack had the advantage of being one of the first cooking channels on youtube and was successful at first because of that. But he was too lazy to do anything with it and his content just got worse over time. He is also a thin skinned passive aggressive little bitch. Just like Nick.

I am peripherally aware of him from watching Metokur. Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad, retarded stepkid cupcake, and eating raw chicken.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Idk if this is even worth posting but Ron Coleman made a 7 min. live-streamed vertical phone video while he was waiting for “Rick Rekieta’s thing to start”. Ron was clearly regretting his decision to attend “I don’t even know why I’m here…”

Live from Las Vegas!

It's the @rekietalaw thing. Don't even ask

www.youtube.com

 

[feral cat #6385]

I am peripherally aware of him from watching Metokur. Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad, retarded stepkid cupcake, and eating raw chicken.

Just imagine Rekeita practiced law as well as Jack cooks.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Much like Nick, Jack had the advantage of being one of the first cooking channels on youtube and was successful at first because of that. But he was too lazy to do anything with it and his content just got worse over time. He is also a thin skinned passive aggressive little bitch. Just like Nick.

Nick is the IrateGamer to Legal Eagle's AVGN.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Idk if this is even worth posting but Ron Coleman made a 7 min. live-streamed vertical phone video while he was waiting for “Rick Rekieta’s thing to start”. Ron was clearly regretting his decision to attend “I don’t even know why I’m here…”

Live from Las Vegas!

It's the @rekietalaw thing. Don't even ask

www.youtube.com

I do wonder if this will result in some damage for Nick now that people can see for themselves what a Rekieta superfan looks like in 2023. Rekieta's image before last summer was that he was a Youtube content creator on legal issues that was actually entertaining.

Ron Coleman, who actually practices law at a high level, must have been looking at the people in the audience and saying "Why the hell am I here? What benefit to me is there from these people knowing who I am?"

My stereotype of someone who watches legal content, even from a creator like Nick who's more on the entertaining side, is that they really ought to be more highbrow than the average YT watcher. These people.... I don't even need to ask what their education level is or anything. I can look at most of them and they look like they crawled right off the Ralphaswamp onto the plane to Vegas. These are the people who watch Nick talk about packing suitcases full of sex toys or Nick gush over Camelot's alleged sexcapades and think it's the best content he's ever done. It answers quite a few questions for me, frankly.

I thought what I'm about to say is unfair, so I double checked the Ralphamania crowd shots.

It's sad to say but true: the average Ethan Ralph superfan looks more put together than the average Rekieta superfan. I guess you could argue it's a draw.

I did not catch anyone in the Ralphamania video who was toothless.

It's such a bad scene that I didn't even feel comfortable this morning to even mock them until I saw the screenshot indicating that, according to Locals superposter Carimachet, Nick was talking shit about David Schneider's disabled son with Down's Syndrome. That kid had no choice of the state he was born in. There were audience members there who had a choice to put the money they dropped at a hat to head to Vegas when Rekieta announced he was going there towards getting dentures or whatever, and they still chose to rock up to the Ahern ballroom missing nearly half their front teeth.

So what's Nick's win condition for this event to own the prudes? That the full video comes out and it's boring? The farms won't be able to laugh quite as hard, but it'll mean Nick gave in to the negative attention calling out the degenerate behavior which has to irk his libertine mindset.

We already got some more "Faces of Locals" that have been comedy gold and others just reaffirm Paralegal parasocial relationships are a helluva drugs so the Farms has already won in that sense.

Nick was musing about doing shows, including a Vegas show, in the last months of 2022.

It is hard not to notice that coincides with the start of his Locals era, the thirstposting, and Rekieta bragging about how his audience had gone from under 10% female on YT pre-2022 to 50% on his Locals.

Given that he has gone to Hedonism II and the Gay 90s, and the interactions on stream and in the Locals chat, it is also hard not to speculate that even if they are not active swingers who have sex with other people, at the very least he or his wife love flirting with other people.

So I do believe Nick's "win condition" was being fêted as a celebrity by large numbers of reasonably attractive 25-45 year old women. He probably thought that for every woman who posted her ass on Locals, there were a dozen who didn't do so but would be on the first flight to Vegas. Based on the pictures here, unless the rape scene in Deliverance really gets him going, he probably was disappointed by the turnout dominated by Duck Dynasty extras who look like they just came out of the Ralphs' land in Caldwell Parish.

You have to wonder if this event might bring a little self-awareness back to Rekieta. These are his people now. His livelihood depends on them.

Rekieta was talking about doing multiple events, like one every couple months. I'd be surprised if he's ever going to do any more on his own again this year. He's already said he's piggybacking off a Dick Masterson meetup in Philly in April and I suspect that'll be it.

 

[Mocha Shaka Khan]

I do wonder if this will result in some damage for Nick now that people can see for themselves what a Rekieta superfan looks like in 2023. Rekieta's image before last summer was that he was a Youtube content creator on legal issues that was actually entertaining.

Ron Coleman, who actually practices law at a high level, must have been looking at the people in the audience and saying "Why the hell am I here? What benefit to me is there from these people knowing who I am?"

My stereotype of someone who watches legal content, even from a creator like Nick who's more on the entertaining side, is that they really ought to be more highbrow than the average YT watcher. These people.... I don't even need to ask what their education level is or anything. I can look at most of them and they look like they crawled right off the Ralphaswamp onto the plane to Vegas. These are the people who watch Nick talk about packing suitcases full of sex toys or Nick gush over Camelot's alleged sexcapades and think it's the best content he's ever done. It answers quite a few questions for me, frankly.

I thought what I'm about to say is unfair, so I double checked the Ralphamania crowd shots.

It's sad to say but true: the average Ethan Ralph superfan looks more put together than the average Rekieta superfan. I guess you could argue it's a draw.

I did not catch anyone in the Ralphamania video who was toothless.

It's such a bad scene that I didn't even feel comfortable this morning to even mock them until I saw the screenshot indicating that, according to Locals superposter Carimachet, Nick was talking shit about David Schneider's disabled son with Down's Syndrome. That kid had no choice of the state he was born in. There were audience members there who had a choice to put the money they dropped at a hat to head to Vegas when Rekieta announced he was going there towards getting dentures or whatever, and they still chose to rock up to the Ahern ballroom missing nearly half their front teeth.


Nick was musing about doing shows, including a Vegas show, in the last months of 2022.

It is hard not to notice that coincides with the start of his Locals era, the thirstposting, and Rekieta bragging about how his audience had gone from under 10% female on YT pre-2022 to 50% on his Locals.

Given that he has gone to Hedonism II and the Gay 90s, and the interactions on stream and in the Locals chat, it is also hard not to speculate that even if they are not active swingers who have sex with other people, at the very least he or his wife love flirting with other people.

So I do believe Nick's "win condition" was being fêted as a celebrity by large numbers of reasonably attractive 25-45 year old women. He probably thought that for every woman who posted her ass on Locals, there were a dozen who didn't do so but would be on the first flight to Vegas. Based on the pictures here, unless the rape scene in Deliverance really gets him going, he probably was disappointed by the turnout dominated by Duck Dynasty extras who look like they just came out of the Ralphs' land in Caldwell Parish.


Rekieta was talking about doing multiple events, like one every couple months. I'd be surprised if he's ever going to do any more on his own again this year. He's already said he's piggybacking off a Dick Masterson meetup in Philly in April and I suspect that'll be it.

How many animals did you have to sacrifice in order to mind read on such a specific level?