Kiwi Farms Reviews

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  • Dumpster me

  • Watch me screech autisticly

  • Beg for feet pictures

  • Tell me to neck myself


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Dropped everything to watch it. Very good overall. An hour long but it felt like no time at all. Covered the major points while dispelling the bullshit. I had never seen that footage of Liz Dong-gone before. Dear lord, he is so fucking uncanny when he moves. His 50%-jaw head is so out of proportion to his body; he makes me sick just watching him move.

I just wished that he had gone in on Sam a little more and pointed out that "pedophile" has been his go-to every time he doesn't get what he wants. Like the time he didn't get Mod status on the Evanescence forum, accused them of shilling CP, and now is legally barred(thanks Britain) from uttering the word Evanescence ever again. I'll probably watch this guy's other videos later.
 
Honestly I'm surprised to hear that someone was even able to get a video like that up without it creating problems. Youtube doesn't like the topic of this site, if you go to type "kiwi farms" into the YT search bar the suggestions drop out like you're looking up porn.

It's kind of funny how as you type it in it'll keep giving you suggestions right up to "kiwi farm", like it's desperately holding on to hope that you're looking for anything else. Then you hit the final S and they all instantly vanish like the bots are all judging you. "Oh, so that is what you're looking for. Disgraceful".
 
Honestly I'm surprised to hear that someone was even able to get a video like that up without it creating problems. Youtube doesn't like the topic of this site, if you go to type "kiwi farms" into the YT search bar the suggestions drop out like you're looking up porn.

It's kind of funny how as you type it in it'll keep giving you suggestions right up to "kiwi farm", like it's desperately holding on to hope that you're looking for anything else. Then you hit the final S and they all instantly vanish like the bots are all judging you. "Oh, so that is what you're looking for. Disgraceful".

This is literally a gossip forum. Why is everyone’s brain so broken.
 
Honestly I'm surprised to hear that someone was even able to get a video like that up without it creating problems. Youtube doesn't like the topic of this site, if you go to type "kiwi farms" into the YT search bar the suggestions drop out like you're looking up porn.

It's kind of funny how as you type it in it'll keep giving you suggestions right up to "kiwi farm", like it's desperately holding on to hope that you're looking for anything else. Then you hit the final S and they all instantly vanish like the bots are all judging you. "Oh, so that is what you're looking for. Disgraceful".
If you filter by "newest" you tend to get better/funnier results. It's how I was aware of the doc.
 
I can't listen to these zoomer shit heads. Calling Lucas a 'she' makes my skin crawl. I know jersh gets mad at people 'tone policing', which i get can be annoying. But the behavior of denying reality gives me serious 1984 vibes. Reminds of Winston's torture scene, O'brien can float because he says he can. When the amerimutt mercenary soldiers finally capture me, and put the 9 mm to my skull I will call him a 'he' because that is what he is, with or without his mutilated genitals.
I was going to say lurk moar fag but you've been around since last Julay and have posted all of 14 times so that's a crap shoot.

I guess just stop being so MATI? Touch grass? Take your meds? Kiss a girl? IDK what advice you need but christ, you need some advice.
 
He made @AnOminous into a movie star!

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I was quite impressed to see that he took a jab at the absolute retarded psychopath Vordrak.
Mate Vordrak as well as various others are going to be gunning for him... I'll be surprised if he still has a channel a few weeks from now.

If nothing else he can take pride in the fact that he didn't attempt to suck Vordrak's cock, like PPP, Godwinson and the Gunt have done.
 
This is literally a gossip forum. Why is everyone’s brain so broken.
Just think about it a little and you'll understand why. Look at the language they use when they're talking about the site and the pretentions they constantly engage in about what their life meaning is. (Hint: "I'm not an irrelevant retard on the internet, I'm an important political activist.")

Also, think about what were the "scandals" in the group during your middle and high school days.

I love overanalyzing the lolcow mind but most of them are really just super simple in the end.
 
Just think about it a little and you'll understand why. Look at the language they use when they're talking about the site and the pretentions they constantly engage in about what their life meaning is. (Hint: "I'm not an irrelevant retard on the internet, I'm an important political activist.")

Also, think about what were the "scandals" in the group during your middle and high school days.

I love overanalyzing the lolcow mind but most of them are really just super simple in the end.
Now hold on a cot damned minute. Are you trying to tell me that a bunch of mentally deficient retards who are incapable of not sharing every conceivable fucked up thing thing they think and do online might just be easy to figure out because they're simple minded fucking mongs?

I'm shocked. Shocked I say sir.
 
This is literally a gossip forum. Why is everyone’s brain so broken.
People have been brainwashed into believing saying tranny anywhere on the internet means you are literally the second coming of the Nazi regime.

Doesn't help that the narrative of the forum has been already established after the amount of people who committed sudoku ironically by the same LGBQ+ community they felt accepted in until the community turned against them and drove them to suicide.. Some of it already goes like...
"Kiwifarms is terrorist hosting and recruitment site. If you go on kiwifarms for any reason you are already a transphobic-basement-dwelling-fascist-incel-chud-terf who deserves to lose everything"

Fuck, Mother Jones article straight up made sources the fuck up about this site and lied about the response the site admin made.

People who don't bother to come here are those who believe that seeing mean words will make them become a alt right neo-nazi ,commit self-delete or will get doxxxxxxed and harassed because of the fear mongering about the evil fruit site has already been made.
 
Holyshit that was a good video.
My heart sank when he was showing all the CNN Keffles shit... then its sinks into a hole and "Or so they would have you think.." and then Keffles being unhinged for 5 mins was *chefs kiss*

Vordrak as well as various others are going to be gunning for him... I'll be surprised if he still has a channel a few weeks from now.
Hopefully studying Null he will know that the best action is just to tell them to fuck themselves.


Edit: Just saw this is like <1k views and 5k subs.
If Turkey Tom doesn't give this dude a shout out hes a homosex.
 
Kiwi doc



Don't know the thread just coming from "Happenings."

Very good objective docu. Never knew about but only heard/read of the origins, so nice to learn about that. Also, good to see how things changed (and needed to) with the whole "don't cow tip" rule. No reason to cow tip, they tip themselves over.. again and again. It's what they do and it's funnier that way.

Good to see the mention of how varied the culture and users are here. Could have gone a little deeper maybe. I mean, there are users from all over the world with every kind of background on this site. There's probably a nuclear engineer lurking somewhere.

Also could have mentioned that despite all the hate that trans folk get on here that there are also users who respect trans "pronouns," even if said trans is someone absolutely despicable. There's even trans and LGBQ posters on this site that are respected (to some degree as far as I have seen) for their input and banter. I only suggest that since this is the most recent thing the site is known for: "trans hate, dox/stalker, killer site."

We document, and our hate is contained here amongst ourselves (save for the rouge idiots that will get ridiculed and shamed for crossing the line).

What I said above, I think, could/should have been mentioned just in passing though, already long enough of a docu. I agree that the hour+ just passed right by. Didn't lose my interest at any point.

Cheers

Edit to fix shit and add: Also loved the quotes interspersed.
 
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