Plain White Ts Hey There Delilah (melody)
Lyrics my own. Can't help it, I called the duo Kefflilah and launched into the song. Feel free to work up the chords if you play guitar and sing it. I can edit as needed. If additional verses are suggested.
Hey there Keff-lilah
I know troonin's getting hard tonight
That figure 41 percent
Is staggeringly high
OH yessyroo Kefflilah boo!
OH it's that 13%
Oh that criminal intent
OH that 13%
OH that criminal intent
I know kids have no other way
I'll help them get bottled DIY hairmones today
Give em collars so they join my cat boy ranch
I know I told y'all to dox me
Now my rotsticks necrotizing
Someone go donate to the Go Fund Me
Revision bc complication surgery
Hey there Keff-lilah
I know troonin's getting hard tonight
That figure 41 percent
Is staggeringly high
OH yessyroo Kefflilah boo!
OH it's that 13%
Oh that criminal intent
OH it's that 13%
Oh that criminal intent
Ohhhh whoaaaaaa whooaaaa ooooooo
ETA: this moron is ridiculous enough to beg for Doxxing from a site that can dox the hotel based on sheets and headboards, an equally dumb song about the farms two stupidest,arguably most annoying troons, seemed appropriate. Also, I think there's a distinction between troons, people who are genuinely struggling with dysphoria,etc. Like the Chris Rock thing in the 90s, each group of people has one subset that fucks up the perception of the entirety in the popular mindset if you parade enough of the same things in front of them, they've not entered bigotry, they've entered critical thinking and not your dystopian mind games...
And unfortunately in Delilahs case, criminal history is a non negotiable fact, a decision was made to join a supposedly racist percentage demographic that you often hear as a conservative talking point. Keffals antics and criminal behavior have been known to us longer,but that doesn't mean that the milk is necessarily better. Keffals seemed to have some subtly with the sheets which you could appreciate while Reeeeing, this tardling had absolutely none with,again, begging this place of all places...