Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Can't drive or cook. Or clean. Or bathe. Or socialize. Or make meaningful friendships. Or make business connections. Or elaborate an idea. Or conduct proper discourse. Can't really learn anything, either, since he just gives up almost immediately. I have no reason to believe he can eat properly when every day is taco Tuesday at the tranch.

Can't save money, can't plan ahead, can't raise animals, can't raise crops, can't keep in touch with family. Can't have kids. Probably shouldn't be around them, either. "Can't, can't, can't." Can't even masturbate all day properly, since he cut off the main appendage he'd use to do that to begin with.

And remember, he thinks he’s the vanguard of a revolution
 
New Rare Kevin just dropped, in case anyone's interested.
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Kevin also made a thread partially about his Alloderm surgery, which stopped being "cyberpunk" and started being completely normal and fine as soon as the rest of the world took a gander.
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New Rare Kevin just dropped, in case anyone's interested.
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Kevin also made a thread partially about his Alloderm surgery, which stopped being "cyberpunk" and started being completely normal and fine as soon as the rest of the world took a gander.
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What’s the weird dint in his sixhead?
There’s so many pockmarks, grease and spot traces- but no visible grit or blackheads?
I don’t understand, surely a photo where he looks this bad can’t be filtered…..?

Thn again, with how bad Kev looks in his regular “hnggnghh 🥵 im so hot” photos, its easy to forget just HOW much worse he actually looks in reality;
Though a helpful freeze frame- a mental fig.1- from a puff piece in the Tranch living room, always pops to rescue in my mind; in which he resembles a literal mini fridge (head) balanced on top of a regular size fridge (body).

*sigh* The dog looks so much cleaner than him. The poor thing can without doubt smell his amhole rot :(.
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“Seven of NINE”- are we to take it that, along with the rest of the assorted herd, they brought NINE dogs to Casa Tranparentos?

Edit- just worked out the dint- is a tribute to lost love, Divot (the threadless Troon formally known as Wedge)
 
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There’s so many pockmarks and spot marks but no visible grit or blackheads? I don’t understand, surely a photo where he looks this bad can’t be filtered…..?
I’m not sure what the big dent is, but all the small pockmarks are probably acne scars. I don’t know if you can get rid of them completely, but taking good care of your skin can reduce their appearance I’m pretty sure.
 
More stuff on gender for him
You know I'm cis, but I don't remember many events if any that I was glad I was a girl or woman for. Maybe laughing when a dude says something stupid about women with other women? But women say embarrassing cringe shit about men all the time too so it balances out.

All my good memories are less that I was a chick and more that I spent them with people I loved, or had a fun experience, or did something great. There's girly activities I did I had fun with, but I'm sure I'd have one masculine one to match every feminine experience if I was a man, and even if I didn't they compromise maybe 10% of my good times. Kevvie is fucking weird.
Kevin wishes he could meet all trans people before him. [A]
Retweeting Eli Erick like a dipshit, check.

"White supremacist colonial bullshit" :story:
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Which culture was this? Which one(s)? :story:

Another sigh-inducing tweet that took a year off my life [A]
There's so much islamic shit on the farms and on Kevin's timeline that I'm surprised you're not an undead lich kept alive by absorbing cringe.

Finished watching Sense8 for the third time [A]
Every time I hear him gush about how GREAT it is, I'm comforted by how many people think it's mediocre or crap. His taste in media sucks so bad.

He continues being mad about this guy, but he really did some say retarded shit here, so I’m not really laughing at Kevin when I post this.
Rare Kevin W. Good job, pet tard.

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I wish I had that confidence too, white cishet male pretending to be a lesbian.

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This is such a weird pro-capitalist statement from him. Why aren't you helping your queer community government by giving money back? Why do you need the money in the first place, shitlord?

The more Kevin let's me into his head, the more I realise he 1. Doesn't understand biology and 2. Has a severe form of personality disorder.

Its my shortcoming that this guy just really annoys me, he needs some education but he would never accept that his twitter tranny sphere could be wrong. I just want to shake him and yell "stop talking shit and read a textbook!!!"
He, like other trans fanatics, try desperately to unravel the chromosomes = physical characteristics, that errors in chromosomes are true and honest proof and not medical conditions that hurt people in the long run, and so on. Like Airdrop Shitposts said, he's self serving and jumps on any argument not to lose. This is just a guy who won't admit he's wrong and chooses not to, there's no point in asking him to read something when he could be told by a committee of doctors telling him "your gender theory is wrong". It would have to be his upper cult leaders he looks up to that could shatter his views.

Kevin does his best to be there for his friends, even though he cannot drive nor cook. [A]
Well, his heart is in the right place. Sometimes. Wedge would disagree.

So has Kevin ever adresses this argument? He’s a furry so obviously he’d get the idea behind “trans-species” but has anyone confronted him with the fact that one is just as stupid and impossible as the other?
Not that I think he’d have any kind of good argument or point, just curious.
I never hear him address trans racial but my guess is that he'd call said person a racist and block them. He's a trans humanist but sucks ass at arguing so he can't justify the no-no of transracislism even though he would likely let people do it in his ideal world. He wants human bodies to function like video game character creators.

Can't even masturbate all day properly, since he cut off the main appendage he'd use to do that to begin with.
He'd argue with you that he could and that his relationships ARE meaningful, but those are the only things he'd try. He wants to give up so much control of his life to others so that everything is easier for him when he gets told to do things by "smrt" queers like Penny and Jen, but doesn't put two and two together that he can't be useful to other people or choose to help in ways that matter in return. He gimps himself then complains for someone else to fix it.

It is pretty easy to list all the things Kevin cannot do, but what exactly is it that Kevin can do?
Make us laugh. :story:

New Rare Kevin just dropped, in case anyone's interested.
Oh my god, I know 60 year olds with better skin than him. Jesus, male kiwis out there, please use sunblock and wash your face. I don't want you guys to look like George Wankington over here.

Kevin also made a thread partially about his Alloderm surgery, which stopped being "cyberpunk" and started being completely normal and fine as soon as the rest of the world took a gander.
Kevin, I don't want men giving birth because their hips would break like twigs if they tried to give birth, their arteries aren't hooked up to supply nutrition to the newborn, and the organ would likely turn septic and kill you and whatever life could be in the womb. A lot of us are trying to keep you from dying.

“Seven of NINE”- are we to take it that, along with the rest, they brought another NINE dogs to Casa Tranparentos?
No, Seven of Nine is a Star Trek character (named that way since she was part of a collective). All their dogs of that type are named after star trek characters.
 

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Kevin also made a thread partially about his Alloderm surgery, which stopped being "cyberpunk" and started being completely normal and fine as soon as the rest of the world took a gander.
Oh Kevin, what scares me about this surgery is more the thought of these kids growing up in dysfunctional trans polycules instead of something approximating a normal household. Dead cells have nothing to do with this.
 
Consoom and cope
He's not really that good at it though.

Kevin also made a thread partially about his Alloderm surgery, which stopped being "cyberpunk" and started being completely normal and fine as soon as the rest of the world took a gander.
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I'm pretty sure they (especially the TERFs, remember the RF stands for radical feminist) think it would be "cool" for men to "choose" to birth kids because men would quickly find out that they don't want to do it and what women go through. Seems more like a hypothetical for a thought exercise than an actual wish to change reality for a perceived benefit (notice how he frames it as a benefit to men which is the opposite of the thought exercise), Kevin. I know you're often confused about these so I thought I'd help.

Typically women are not actually complaining about having a child, especially these days in the West where it truly is a deliberate choice, they are complaining about others indifference to what they are going through. Despite being the most heckin queer girl to ever girl you are taking the more typically male stance here. (To be fair, I've seen similar among lesbians when only one of them is the one who gets pregnant.)
 
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There's so much islamic shit on the farms and on Kevin's timeline that I'm surprised you're not an undead lich kept alive by absorbing cringe.
I’m an artist and a madman.
Thank you @Fetish Roulette for the warning that we would be getting a Rare Kevin, and I would also like to take a moment to address what Kevin said in that tweet you posted. I rarely go on tangents about what he says because that’s everybody else’s job, but this blatant disrespect for motherhood is disgusting.
Kevin may be right about women wishing the men could do the birthing (because that shit sound like it hurt). However, he is also correct that we did not mean in this way. It’s just a passing fantasy, like “oh I wish pokémon were real”. Both can’t happen in this world.
As for this tweet right here:
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I implore you to read that shit one more time when you consider what I have to say on the matter. This is proof of how wrapped up in himself (and troonism by extension) he really is. For him to jump to the conclusion that TERFS would want this to barred from them because we’re disgusted at the idea of them being gender euphoric is… telling. If MUH EUPHORIA is the first thing your mind jumps to when thinking of this, I am sorry to say, but it is a fetish. You brainless dolt, if you want to get pregnant just because women do, I got some bad news for you.

The point of getting pregnant (on purpose) is because you want to begin a family with your partner, bring new life into the world. Your own little baby, to love and care for and nurture. It is NOT to satisfy your hedonistic, self serving desires of being a “REAL WOMAN”.

Please take careful note of the fact that he does not ONCE mention any medical wellbeing concerns that TERFS have undoubtedly displayed in reaction to this. He doesn’t mention it because he either didn’t think of it or doesn’t care enough to do so. You’ve all probably trawled this website enough to know that biological women’s bodies are DESIGNED for childbirth and pregnancy, in more ways than one may think. And besides, even if they do manage to implant a uterus into a man’s body, is that body going to be able to grow the placenta? Is it going to be able to do all the hormonal shit necessary? I could go on forever. And don’t even get me started on how the hypothetical baby will fare (not that Kevin even gives a shit about it, for him it’s about pregnant. HIM HIM HIM, always).

And then he starts blathering about how “oh TERFS point out it’s icky because it’s from a dead person!” No, it’s icky because the dead person did not intend for their organs to be used in this horrific manner, you moron!

This is the first time I’ve been annoyed with Kevin in a very long time (if ever). And still not mad, just annoyed. I had to write out the screed so everybody is aware of what he’s actually saying here. Gold star for Humbert for actually reading his shit!
Anyways here’s today’s update.
Game talk [A]
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Flirting with Steb (bonus Kevin selfie at the end) [A]
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Here’s where that long ass thread about uterus implants fits into today’s timeline. Stitched together with a couple replies too [A]
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Half an hour later he’s talking about Pokémon [A]
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Commentary on what happens when the lead actor dies [A]
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Here’s that rare Kevin, I’ll turn it into a png tomorrow. [A]
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He’s not very happy that he bought the Togetherness bear with the coin and didn’t get the coin. I’m not making fun of him for wanting to return it, since he did pay for the bear AND the coin. [A]
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Opened more toys [A]
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And to close out the day, he watched DuckTales. [A]
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Lmao at the tranch patreon tab still open in the corner
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Neck decided to post a throwback photo that’s NSFW (nudity, but not too bad compared to other things in this thread). I censored the preview thing with one of Kevin’s toy pics.
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The image description took me the fuck out though, “while preparing for sexual activity” :story:
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Usually I read this thread with a mixture of pity and horror, but Kevin has really pissed me off with the uterus implant shit. Yeah, I wished my husband could get pregnant because we wanted more kids, but I had a series of miscarriages you brain dead fuck. Pregnancy is gruelling on the body physically and can be emotionally devastating- either because you desperately want to be pregnant or you’re hoping to god you’re not.

Bodies aren’t fucking Lego. You can’t just pop a uterus in a male body and think it will work. Also they are so obsessed with the coom that they can’t wrap their tiny porn soaked brains around the ethics. Any woman that’s been pregnant or any partner of a pregnant woman knows there is a list as long as your arm of what you can’t eat or drink or do while pregnant as there’s the slightest chance it could harm the foetus. I felt guilty for months because I had a few beers before I found out I was pregnant. The amount of drugs needed to keep a male body from rejecting a uterus must be crazy and who knows how that would affect a foetus. Absolute fucking brain dead dickless … I would say cunt but I need a word that’s worse. He lacks the warmth and depth of a cunt. Literally.

Sorry got a bit PL…
 
Usually I read this thread with a mixture of pity and horror, but Kevin has really pissed me off with the uterus implant shit. Yeah, I wished my husband could get pregnant because we wanted more kids, but I had a series of miscarriages you brain dead fuck. Pregnancy is gruelling on the body physically and can be emotionally devastating- either because you desperately want to be pregnant or you’re hoping to god you’re not.

Bodies aren’t fucking Lego. You can’t just pop a uterus in a male body and think it will work. Also they are so obsessed with the coom that they can’t wrap their tiny porn soaked brains around the ethics. Any woman that’s been pregnant or any partner of a pregnant woman knows there is a list as long as your arm of what you can’t eat or drink or do while pregnant as there’s the slightest chance it could harm the foetus. I felt guilty for months because I had a few beers before I found out I was pregnant. The amount of drugs needed to keep a male body from rejecting a uterus must be crazy and who knows how that would affect a foetus. Absolute fucking brain dead dickless … I would say cunt but I need a word that’s worse. He lacks the warmth and depth of a cunt. Literally.

Sorry got a bit PL…

Your reaction is understandable as that’s the key thing that these magical thinking fuckers barely understand.

They think they understand science and biology but they either do but magic it away or they don’t and follow the half understood misinterpretations of gender ideology.

They think that we are offensive for not believing their fantasies, but as Ricky Gervais said, “Being offended doesn’t mean you are right”.

Your reaction though is right on the basis of human biology, real experience not wishful thinking, and you have a right to be offended because they somehow think their feelings are more important than the overwhelming majority of the human race.
 
Kevin talks about pregnancy and uterus implants but never talks about parenting, family or the joy a child brings.

He just wants to be pregnant so he can wank over it.
It’s just another troon accessory, like FFS or fake tits. Not a single one of them is responsible enough to raise a child. Hell, look at the ones who’ve actually fathered children.

I don’t even know what difference it’s supposed to make. It’s not like the hulking bald man in a dress will miraculously appear female because they have a dead woman’s womb attached to their rot pocket.
 
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