Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Nick claims he didn't even remember most of his regrettable birthday stream:

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Nick is very likely defaulting to plausible deniability of his actions through substance abuse while claiming to have a faulty memory. It is likely a mixture of substance abuse and mental/emotional repression working in concert so that he can cope with being, well, Nick Rekieta.

A theory: Nick may have been expecting something to happen in Vegas and wanted the excuses that inebriation provides (hence why he was eager to take his shirt off at the event). Nick likely didn't factor into his plans that this isn't Gay 90s and that other people might not be taking drugs and drinking to excess because he didn't book a party venue. So there's Nick, shirtless and out of his mind, handing out a balldo and other props and doing who knows what else until he shambles back to his room.

Isn't that what you say to your partner when you get caught cheating? "I was so drunk that I don't even remember fucking that chick. She meant nothing. I thought it was you. Trust me, babe. I love you."

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Branca was on Good Lawgic's trial stream today, along with Gosney, and they both recounted their time in Vegas. Branca didn't spend much time with Nick other than a dinner Thursday or Friday night. They were joking Gosney was in the Vegas cooling tank but he turned up from home later.

If no one beats me to it, I'll try to clip or at least time stamp.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Unable to Quote. Context: @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's post here under the Explaining Ass-Posting / Hoe-Splaining section.

Really wish Nick's locals would read a few articles in defense of the cucking lifestyle so they could realize whose talking points they are adopting.

 

[Swole McPole]

Edit: Adding a clip I found, won't be looking for more because this stream is painfully boring to watch. This clip comes down to Nick basically saying "I'm a terrible Christian but I've justified it to myself and decided Jesus is ok with it so therefore my poor behavior is now acceptable and no longer something I have to reconcile" while also doing some confession through projection about how he used to utilize his Christianity to grift people.


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This clip is mystifying to me. I stopped believing in God at about the same age that I stopped believing in Santa Claus, but I've read a little bit of theology and this idea of God as some kind of anthropomorphic creature that you can hold a conversation with, during which he'll give you a personal get-out-of-hell-free card when you repeatedly engage in sinful behaviour seems really fucking peculiar.

That said, it does seem typically American, with weird seventies new age overtones. In fact, the whole of Nick's Locals seem to have similar belief systems. How can all these wine mom's be Mormons who get drunk and get their kit off at every available opportunity?

And how can Nick complain about evangelical grifters when he makes his living doing exactly the same thing? The lonely and the desperate watch his streams from their computer, hoping for a crumb of recognition, a morsel of a kind word -- and in return they send him free money that he can use to buy drugs, fast cars, trips to degenerate swinger resorts and happy endings at the big city massage parlour. I don't begrudge Nick his tendency to milk these people -- a fool and his money are soon parted, and if they weren't donating to Nick, they'd be donating to some other loser. But it's peculiar that he'd be so butthurt about Christian Evangelicals who do exactly what he does, albeit much more effectively and on a much larger scale.

Is he just whining because he's jealous of their grift?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

So 50k already for the lawsuit, however many thousands for the meetup, the hundred of thousands for the crashed mustang and the other car.

Nick didn't actually do any damage to the Mustang. He slid it off the road due to icy conditions right after buying it. No other car involved and cosmetic damage only to the car if at all.

And now it'll sit in his garage rusting until spring when he'll wrap it around a telephone pole on the way back from a Gay90s underwear party where he got blackout drunk and/or roofied.

 

[Not Who You Think]

This clip is mystifying to me. I stopped believing in God at about the same age that I stopped believing in Santa Claus, but I've read a little bit of theology and this idea of God as some kind of anthropomorphic creature that you can hold a conversation with, during which he'll give you a personal get-out-of-hell-free card when you repeatedly engage in sinful behaviour seems really fucking peculiar.

That said, it does seem typically American, with weird seventies new age overtones. In fact, the whole of Nick's Locals seem to have similar belief systems. How can all these wine mom's be Mormons who get drunk and get their kit off at every available opportunity?

And how can Nick complain about evangelical grifters when he makes his living doing exactly the same thing? The lonely and the desperate watch his streams from their computer, hoping for a crumb of recognition, a morsel of a kind word -- and in return they send him free money that he can use to buy drugs, fast cars, trips to degenerate swinger resorts and happy endings at the big city massage parlour. I don't begrudge Nick his tendency to milk these people -- a fool and his money are soon parted, and if they weren't donating to Nick, they'd be donating to some other loser. But it's peculiar that he'd be so butthurt about Christian Evangelicals who do exactly what he does, albeit much more effectively and on a much larger scale.

Is he just whining because he's jealous of their grift?

Nick is pretending to be "one of the good ones" who is telling it like it is. Nick knows their game, but at least he's an open degenerate and not like those hypocrites (or so he would like you to think).

Nick is the one giving himself a get-out-of-hell free card, but there's no stopping what he's got coming for good or ill (same as anyone really). This is what it would mean to be in the hands of the living God, and also why humanity prefers to deal with something they can bargain with or even assume the mantle of God themselves if possible, but I digress.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

And how can Nick complain about evangelical grifters when he makes his living doing exactly the same thing? The lonely and the desperate watch his streams from their computer, hoping for a crumb of recognition, a morsel of a kind word -- and in return they send him free money that he can use to buy drugs, fast cars, trips to degenerate swinger resorts and happy endings at the big city massage parlour. I don't begrudge Nick his tendency to milk these people -- a fool and his money are soon parted, and if they weren't donating to Nick, they'd be donating to some other loser. But it's peculiar that he'd be so butthurt about Christian Evangelicals who do exactly what he does, albeit much more effectively and on a much larger scale.

Is he just whining because he's jealous of their grift?

How many times did he get prayer requests in super chats?

How many times did he say "Hey man, I'm actually not comfortable with receiving money for a prayer request, please just email me instead?"

Serious question, did he ever say that? I don't recall him doing so, but maybe he did on at least one occasion.

I skipped or tuned out the super chats anyway.

HIs locals people are some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. What's the incentive to a normal person? Normies don't do web chat bullshit. He should have posted exclusive panel streams from the get together to add value to being a locals member and show how "fun" the get together is to encourage people to attend his shows in the future.

*And* he should have had "Ryan the Editor" make clips from the get together to encourage new locals memberships and to have some content on his channel while he is away so people remember it exists.

Rekieta thought that the surge of Locals subscribers was from people who loved the chat as much as he did (which was a different experience for him, since he could become the center of attention 24/7 whenever he wanted affirmation from fans) and not that people felt bad for him for getting banned from Youtube and wanted to financially support him given that they had no idea that he would be unbanned or secure a deal with Rumble/Locals.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

My theory is that he remembers more than he lets on (if not everything) to try and make it sound like he had some crazy night in Las Vegas a-la the Hangover movie. Make it sound like his event was more exciting than just some middle aged dudes sitting around shirtless taking pics with each other and other random strangers and handing out sex toys.

Nick: Woo, things are getting crazy. Someone stop me if I start taking off my shirt, hehe

Everyone: Ok, Nick.

Nick: Dang, I think I get the message. You all wanna see my take my shirt off, huh.

Everyone: No, we’d rather see tits than weeb tattoos. Doesn’t having an event happen in VEGAS sort of imply something about tits?

Nick: Hold my Balldo while I get in tactical mode *takes shirt off*

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Sounds to me like she's taking the Adderall as an appetite suppressant, and the Xanax to help her sleep because she's wired to the gills at bedtime from all the Adderall's she's been popping.

Just in. This might imply that she never used her real first name. Note "used" - as though she never did.

Also, I kind of love that @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is freaking 'em all out and they don't know who's who.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Did anyone ever see that episode of Party Down where the guy they are catering for is recently divorced and trying to get his friends to have an orgy with him to finally live after his repressed marriage but none of his friends are interested?

That's the vibe I'm getting.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

"Nobody's gonna roofie me this time. I'll just get blackout drunk!" -Professional lawyer Nick Rekieta

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

"Nobody's gonna roofie me this time. I'll just get blackout drunk!" -Professional lawyer Nick Rekieta

It does follow the same logic as "I'll just start my own midlife crisis early so I get it over with."

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Just in. This might imply that she never used her real first name. Note "used" - as though she never did.
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Also, I kind of love that @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is freaking 'em all out and they don't know who's who.

Look, the one all of Kiwi Farms is truly interested in is EgalitarianBitch. She is both the most powerful unofficial jannie and the most captivating intellect. So captivating I think her totally legit, 100% original, non-whorish words should be immortalized in copypasta.

Let’s try this bitch out.

For Nick Rekieta and I, we have a very similar belief system. Our bodies are merely a shell. But our connection to each other.. it’s so much deeper than our bodies. I love his mind, I see his heart and soul and he feels the same for me. Not a single person on this earth could replace either of us for each other. Internet strangers seeing my ass or his bulge could never cheapen the bond we share.

 

[AnOminous]

And now it'll sit in his garage rusting until spring when he'll wrap it around a telephone pole on the way back from a Gay90s underwear party where he got blackout drunk and/or roofied.

And when he wakes up in the hospital he'll have forgotten the reason he has a prolapsed rectum is he got a train run on him by every homo in Gay 90s.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Seems about right. Look at how much Nate the Lawyer's crowdfunded defamation lawsuit against Bouzy has cost him so far. He's spunked $30k just on getting the judge to agree that the lawsuit could proceed. He's looking for $150k to see the thing through to trial.

Nate's using an experienced defamation litigator out of NYC, so he isn't going to be cheap, but I imagine that he won't cost as much as Randazza would.

For me. the only real question is, at what point does Rekieta start begging his paypigs for the coin to pay his lawyer.

I think he will suck it up and pay as long as it does not go to trial. He floated out the idea of it, and people asked why he was doing it when he just bought an expensive auto.

Just in. This might imply that she never used her real first name. Note "used" - as though she never did.
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Also, I kind of love that @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is freaking 'em all out and they don't know who's who.

Just wait until I compile a full dossier on the truly exceptional members. Most of them are just spastic and entertaining, but 2-3 of them are probably a real danger to society.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Nick "commented" on the recent drama with the "Lawtube" clippers.

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I see supporting Nick when he got his channel nuked is paying dividends.

 

[northstar747]

Oh god, So why didnt nick hire out a party planner in vegas? Someone who can hustle book "fun" venues.

Have some fucking planning on what the people coming are gonna talk about. also if nick wanted to get wasted he needed to B and C people to talk about shit.

Have a panel with pre built pressentation Fucking retrobits (who has a thread on these forums) a man child older than nick who collects fucking 1980's toys like thundercat and voltron....he and his wife are able to put together a 15 minute presentation on the history of those stupid plastic toys.

Nick made that conventions or what ever the fuck he wanted it to be to have a fantasy that hes a rock star.

STUPID MOTHER FUCKER.

Power level time I went to a fucking vespa meet up in vegas, where we fucking scooted around imagine a hord of 50 year old men on fucking scooters. It was more organized and less cringe than that shit.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

You have been knee deep in his community and super chats for atleast the past year. Now since you have been shunned by them, THEY are the degens. How much money have you sent him in super chats over past year or so?

Careful there sweetheart, dont forget where you've come from. If they are degens, what is the person who has lost favor with the degens?

I find it funny how you are here now looking for new allies in your war against Nick's community.

Take a look inward.

BTW, I would report those illegal semi automatic guns being smuggled into the country. Semi Automatics are the really scary kind I hear. Thanks for sharing so we can keep a lookout for anyone with them. Smh

They hated him because he spoke the truth.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Unable to Quote. Context: @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's post here under the Explaining Ass-Posting / Hoe-Splaining section.

Really wish Nick's locals would read a few articles in defense of the cucking lifestyle so they could realize whose talking points they are adopting.

Yeah what makes it even funnier to me is that after all that time shitting on Jack Murphy the Balldo Man became him and his ball washing chat sycophants cheer him on.

Rekieta thought that the surge of Locals subscribers was from people who loved the chat as much as he did (which was a different experience for him, since he could become the center of attention 24/7 whenever he wanted affirmation from fans) and not that people felt bad for him for getting banned from Youtube and wanted to financially support him given that they had no idea that he would be unbanned or secure a deal with Rumble/Locals.

Its gonna be real interesting to see what happens to the membership when all those people who just signed up to show solidarity when Balldo got kicked off YouTube come to the end of the time they paid for and have to decide wether its worth the membership to listen to Balldo talk about going to a fag bar to take poppers and flirt with gay men monogomously and be subjected to Egalitarian Stains and her unwashed ass pics.

Look, the one all of Kiwi Farms is truly interested in is EgalitarianBitch. She is both the most powerful unofficial jannie and the most captivating intellect. So captivating I think her totally legit, 100% original, non-whorish words should be immortalized in copypasta.

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Let’s try this bitch out.

For Nick Rekieta and I, we have a very similar belief system. Our bodies are merely a shell. But our connection to each other.. it’s so much deeper than our bodies. I love his mind, I see his heart and soul and he feels the same for me. Not a single person on this earth could replace either of us for each other. Internet strangers seeing my ass or his bulge could never cheapen the bond we share.

Talking about Egalitarian Stains, yeah she's definitely not getting fucked by other dudes that Art the Cuck doesn't even know about.
Nothing to see here.
They have a special connection that isn't affected by how many gallons of randos splooge she has to hose out, or does Art like to do that part personally like Jack Murphy, we know how much the Locals chat looks up to that lifestyle.

 

[northstar747]

Rekieta thought that the surge of Locals subscribers was from people who loved the chat as much as he did (which was a different experience for him, since he could become the center of attention 24/7 whenever he wanted affirmation from fans) and not that people felt bad for him for getting banned from Youtube and wanted to financially support him given that they had no idea that he would be unbanned or secure a deal with Rumble/Locals.

I dont know if you followed the simperacy saga with Dax/Dick masterson.

But when all the simp shit was coming out DAX like a insecure retard went and ran to rekita law, Kill stream and I assume others. Basically DAX rather than not engaging via twitter and ignoring it, he showed shit was getting to him.

Nick not seeing how the computer is a skinner box and how open he was to the stroking of his ego by it was a bad call.