Lolcow 03bgood / Blake Good - Fat Autist Mad About Everything

[NotwhatyouSAW]

So apparently, Spax and 03bgood are no longer friend.

So apparently....... Blake basically admitted he doesn't see him as a friend because he no longer wants to help him with his show and then blames Ed for taking that too harshly? That just comes to show how much of a petty low mother fucker Blake is. Like that is any news.
Also, he himself admitted that Ed warned him NOT to do something MULTIPLE times, and yet acts surprised when he gets mad he did it anyways...... leave it to him to do something he wasn't suppose to do and sees it as everyone else's fault but his when he does it anyways. Like yeah you can cry that it was only once, but that is null and void when you been told multiple times.
It's this thing Blake does where he admits to something bad he did and thinks that is going to make everyone forgive and forget...... when it doesn't work when you still act like an entitled, selfish, childish, petty shit head when things start to not go your way.

 

[cricket_eater0000000]

take a shower blake

 

[Doctor of Autism]

take a shower blake

Blake would rather die and reincarnate into his imaginary twin sister than do anything that requires effort.

 

[TVB]

For fuck's sake Blake, either stop repeating the same redundant words and (sometimes) explain. Otherwise, shut up. And this is speaking from myself who had a speech impediment until I was 7 or 8.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

For fuck's sake Blake, either stop repeating the same redundant words and (sometimes) explain. Otherwise, shut up. And this is speaking from myself who had a speech impediment until I was 7 or 8.

He still is repeating his nonsense about Backwards Reincarnation

How does "backwards reincarnation" work

Assuming you can reincarnate backwards in time, and not just forwards, how does one go about doing it, considering they'd be inhabiting the body of someone who already lived their life? Is it like the the sci-fi show Quantum Leap where you just jump into the body of someone who lived in the past? Also, what about getting the same family members if they aren't available because they have already reincarnated into other lives? Is it like whenever a sequel to a movie or another season of a TV show, is greenlit where they need to get the same actors back? How exactly does that work?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Blake wishes to be a woman once more because "MUH TWIN SISTER"

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Blake also can't cope with dead relatives and wants to keep repeating the past

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I knew this guy was a retard but this is just beyond what I had ever hoped. He's totally a lost cause at this point and should just eat a bullet.

take a shower blake

You can practically smell him from there.

For fuck's sake Blake, either stop repeating the same redundant words and (sometimes) explain. Otherwise, shut up. And this is speaking from myself who had a speech impediment until I was 7 or 8.

He can't help it. He's a retard who considers himself smart so he can't word too good. As a result he just keeps saying the same thing over and over.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

So apparently, Spax and 03bgood are no longer friend.

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So apparently....... Blake basically admitted he doesn't see him as a friend because he no longer wants to help him with his show and then blames Ed for taking that too harshly? That just comes to show how much of a petty low mother fucker Blake is. Like that is any news.
Also, he himself admitted that Ed warned him NOT to do something MULTIPLE times, and yet acts surprised when he gets mad he did it anyways...... leave it to him to do something he wasn't suppose to do and sees it as everyone else's fault but his when he does it anyways. Like yeah you can cry that it was only once, but that is null and void when you been told multiple times.
It's this thing Blake does where he admits to something bad he did and thinks that is going to make everyone forgive and forget...... when it doesn't work when you still act like an entitled, selfish, childish, petty shit head when things start to not go your way.

Blake seems to be so overbearing on someone else's work and wonders why they're telling him to stop like he has absolutely no idea and does a massive sperg out over an incident only he could be blamed for. He really has a terrible grasp of boundaries and would probably not understand how to be a civilized person for a long long time.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Blake tries to pitch a horror parody movie

I do blame Seltzerberg for killing the parody genre. Their brand was so bad it even ruined Scary Movie 5. No wonder there hasn't been any spoof films in over a decade. Those two jackasses ruined it and I'm glad they no longer work in Hollywood.
I actually came up with an idea, back in 2015 that was simlar to Scary Movie, but it was a spoof of Stephen King's stories; with IT, Carrie, and The Shinning as the main spoofs! I came up with a scene that spoofs both The Shawshank Redemption and The Green Mile that depicts a flashback to where the guy gets executed (from The Green Mile), when a puppy (Cujo) bites on the wire to the electric chair and that's how he dies. In the flashback, he is finally found to not be guilty, but a puppy comes in and chews on the wire to the electric chair and he gets zapped to death. This also turns the puppy evil, so it spoofs plot points from both Cujo and The Green Mile, similar to how the Scary Movie franchise spoofs multiple plot points at once. Imagine Pennywise being responsible for dumping blood on Carrie, instead of some mean girls; isn't that's how parody works?

 

[TVB]

Blake tries to pitch a horror parody movie

It's honestly nowhere different from Stan Helsing.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Blake tries to pitch a horror parody movie

He's doing the same thing that Seltzerberg did. A good parody movie uses humor, wordplay and situations that are out of place. Take a look at this scene from Airplane:

This is parody done right. Of all the people to get to speak Jive it's June fucking Cleaver. The joke is this old white woman speaks Jive and it's played by Barbara Billingsley.

Compare it to this scene by Selzterberg:

There's no joke. It's just one reference after another. A joke would have been after she says, "Indiana Jones?" he says something like, "It's Illinois Smith!". It's not a good joke but at least it's a joke. But that's all Seltzerberg could do. It's a reference to something else.

That's what Blake's idea is. It's Stephen King references. But because he thought of it it's automatically good in his mind.

 

[TVB]

He's doing the same thing that Seltzerberg did. A good parody movie uses humor, wordplay and situations that are out of place. Take a look at this scene from Airplane:

This is parody done right. Of all the people to get to speak Jive it's June fucking Cleaver. The joke is this old white woman speaks Jive and it's played by Barbara Billingsley.

Compare it to this scene by Selzterberg:

There's no joke. It's just one reference after another. A joke would have been after she says, "Indiana Jones?" he says something like, "It's Illinois Smith!". It's not a good joke but at least it's a joke. But that's all Seltzerberg could do. It's a reference to something else.

That's what Blake's idea is. It's Stephen King references. But because he thought of it it's automatically good in his mind.

Blake desperately wants to be the modern day Mel Brooks. But look at the old Mel Brooks movies there:

Blake is nowhere as funny. Yes, he's more of being like Seltzerberg. But actually, he's being more like Craig Moss.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Blake desperately wants to be the modern day Mel Brooks. But look at the old Mel Brooks movies there:

Blake is nowhere as funny. Yes, he's more of being like Seltzerberg. But actually, he's being more like Craig Moss.

Those last three are fucking painful. I mean I felt physical pain on watching them.

 

[TVB]

Those last three are fucking painful. I mean I felt physical pain on watching them.

I swear Craig Moss makes Seltzerberg look like fucking Monty Python by comparison.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I swear Craig Moss makes Seltzerberg look like fucking Monty Python by comparison.

I wouldn't go that far. Seltzerberg are terrible but there appears to at least be some minimal effort there. Craig Moss? It's beyond just lazy.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It really doesn't surprise me though that the guy who said people should be beheaded by ISIS for not liking that Dumb & Dumber sequel would be bad at comedy writing

 

[TVB]

It really doesn't surprise me though that the guy who said people should be beheaded by ISIS for not liking that Dumb & Dumber sequel would be bad at comedy writing

Yes, because we're not allowed to say anything negative about something that it's unnecessary in the first place.

I wouldn't go that far. Seltzerberg are terrible but there appears to at least be some minimal effort there. Craig Moss? It's beyond just lazy.

I'd say Date Movie, Meet the Spartans and Vampires Suck do have some pretty funny moments, and not just chuckle-worthy either. Craig Moss just doesn't try at the slightest.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Yes, because we're not allowed to say anything negative about something that it's unnecessary in the first place.

Since Blake likes to DFE, the remnant of that (and other videos he made) is in a Clay Claymore riff

 

[TVB]

Since Blake likes to DFE, the remnant of that (and other videos he made) is in a Clay Claymore riff

Aw man, I remember that

 

[The Grimace]

 

[thegooddoctor]

Fuck me this guy is unpalatable, I get that’s he’s a pretty minor lolcow in the grand scheme of things but why has he let himself go this much. Does he have no self-introspection whatsoever or is it all just apathy?