Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Fight of the century, who's your top pick?
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Instead of fighting each other they should team up and have a tag team match against Depression and Obesity.

I don’t want to sound mean spirited but let’s say one of them has a heart attack in the ring would they finally shut down all this bullshit YouTube boxing matches? Why can’t these faggots go play YouTube Golf or Tennis instead of ruining a good sport.
 
boogie doesn't care about whether or not this boxing match happens because he's not in the business of creating good content, he's in the business of being the center of attention and having an excuse to not shut the fuck up about himself, which he doesn't need the actual boxing match itself for, only the idea of the boxing match. he'll tweet about it, drop a few videos, and probably even come up with a new low-effort royalty free image fueled t-shirt design to scam his audience with, but he will not actually fight anyone. he's just banking on the likelihood of wings bailing so he can soak up the attention and publicity under the guise of, "look at me, I'm ready to go! your move jordie!" from the comfort of his recliner without having to put down his third marco's pizza of the night.

although it'd be great to see wings challenge boogie's bluff so we can see him squirm and disappoint everyone with excuse after excuse as to why he can't actually go through with the boxing match, at the end of the day it just gives him an additional avenue to talk about his "cancer" and his health to milk sympathy ass pats.
 
How would this be legal? I'm pretty sure you need to sign a bunch of waivers and have a doctor give you a letter of approval. I can't imagine this happening if boogie has cancer. Also his insurance would probably be very upset. Hopefully they raise his premiums.

Richard mentioned it would have to be in another country and this is why: In the US any physician would be risking his medical license approving such a heart attack waiting to happen freakshow.
 
Keemstar keeps trying to set up these boxing matches and lolcow events, and I don't know if he expects them to fall through going into it, or if he's just very out of touch with the mindset of the obese and emotionally maladapted.

It doesn't matter if you offer them $50,000 each or whatever, they aren't going to do it because their top priority is remaining within their comfort zone, and their girth is a representation of the degree to which that's true.
Their fat bodies and fat minds are not accustomed to handling stress hormones, and the normal reasons a person might go along with something like this aside from the money (it might be good content, it's interesting to test yourself and it's not a big deal if you don't win, it'll be something different) don't really factor into their psychology.

Obviously it isn't going to happen, for the exact reasons that it would be interesting if it did happen.
 
Pretty sure some people on here really hope for that stuff to happen, but don't get your hopes up.

Everytime he's gonna box someone, it's during a period where he's acting fairly normal (for Boogie's standards) and when his viewership is declining again, so he needs to do something wackyyy again to get a crumb of attention.


Genuinely pathetic for a 48yo man to act this way, intentionally embarassing yourself even further for maybe 1 hour of mild fame.
Imagine being his brother or sister and what shame he puts them through

I sometimes can't find the right words how sad this sack of shit really is.
 
Honestly, I really get the vibes that this is happening to hype up the podcast that was talked about for a while. I think this is hype to announce a Boogie/Wings podcast.
I think boogie is enough of an attention whore to do something like that, but PKA can't even get wings back on for a reunion, and there's a reason he's not part of it anymore. If keemstar tried to do a show with him he would lose his patience with him almost immediately because he's an unreliable whiny sack of shit.
 
As always Boogie vill hype this for a while in order to get a quick boost of views and forget about it completely in a couple of weeks, maybe days. He did it before and will do it again, because he has no content to show anymore.
As everybody in the sektur is aware that boogie is unfit for just walking his dogs, there's no fakking chance that he will ever get close to a ring and Keemstar is a big moron to clickbait with such a lame formula.
Lame, fake and gay.
 
I don’t want to sound mean spirited but let’s say one of them has a heart attack in the ring would they finally shut down all this bullshit YouTube boxing matches? Why can’t these faggots go play YouTube Golf or Tennis instead of ruining a good sport.
I love boxing but it’s been a corrupt shithole for a while now. All the current YouTube boxer faggotry has done is completely expose the meme.

Anyway, it doesn’t matter. Boogie and Wing are both lazy, gluttonous niggers that don’t have the self control/balls to lose the bare minimum weight for an easy paycheck
 
(Feel free to chime in and please let me know if you or anyone you know have had a better experience)

I just watched the newest Lummox video and Wings mentioned they're trying to get Kelly a passport for the event which is in May. For that reason I don't think this fight will happen. I did a little digging online and I guess the passport process has been a big issue since Covid started.

Boogie and Kelly both don't have passports at this time. I recently had a family member, and a close friend who applied for a passport and both have been waiting months and months to get theirs issued. (Both of them are first time passport owners, neither are renewals). One of them applied in early October, submitted all the travel details for a March 3rd departure date, and still waited 5 months for it. The only way she was granted one was to reach out to the congressman over and over until it was issues yesterday, just a few days before the trip.

The other person applied in late December for a May departure date and still has no word on when its arriving. I renewed mine in 2019, even paid the crazy expedited charges to still have it not arrive in time, back then you were allowed to drive down to the nearest passport agency (only 2 of them in all of CA) and was issued it the same day. Apparently they do not offer that service anymore.

Please let me know if you know of anyone having a better experience than that, but passports will for sure be an issue.
 
This September I renewed mine and it wasn't too bad of a wait, a month and change. But new ones usually take a lot longer.

You gotta love Boogie, he literally mentioned with clum randomly he had a shroom guy less than a month ago and now he's a expert.

Also guys, one person (who for all we know a boogie sock puppet account) said he now looks better, so the shrooms are helping defeat the Boogie cycle.
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He literally had a melt down less than a week ago. But sure, tell yourself "people" are telling you that you changed. Sure. Who? He doesn't leave his house lol.

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Blah blah I read online this is what ego death means so I'll repeat it for the documentary and try to relaunch my "brand"

He's such an idiot.
 
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