At this point, does it matter? He's racking them up left and right like sport collectors do baseball cards.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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I have a feeling if Jack continues making videos we're going to get the return of "HEALTHY KETO". Tammy is going to get the $100,000 hospital bill from this fiasco and insist Jack starts eating "healthy" again, and "healthy" in the Scalfani residence means a 4lb serving of meat and 2lbs of cheese, with a single piece of broccoli on top because vegetables are good for you.
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Okay that is probably the most disgusting salad I have ever seen. Jack probably had to pick it out for himself because that amount of cheese is more than what you'd put in a god damn grilled cheese. That amount of dressing also is too much. Like at best, that salad could feed 2-3 people but we shouldn't kid ourselves with Jack
Honestly I think sitting and bitching is the future for Jack Nontent.
So, more streaming movie reviews where he's angry and uncomfortable.
I can't see Jack on the go continuing if both arms are dead, food wors or no food wors.
Holy shit, they're bringing back the double down.
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They're also making a single filet sandwich with BAKEY.
They should call that the blackjack, the stupid fuckers. No one is going to buy "Bacon and cheese chicken sandwich"
Name it the fuggin "BLACKJACK" and scootypuff nation will cry out in joy.
GIVE ME MONEY
So, more streaming movie reviews where he's angry and uncomfortable.
I can't see Jack on the go continuing if both arms are dead, food wors or no food wors.
Holy shit, they're bringing back the double down.
KFC Is Bringing Back The Double Down Sandwich Alongside New Bacon & Cheese Chicken Sandwich On March 6, 2023 - Chew Boom
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They're also making a single filet sandwich with BAKEY.
They should call that the blackjack, the stupid fuckers. No one is going to buy "Bacon and cheese chicken sandwich"
Name it the fuggin "BLACKJACK" and scootypuff nation will cry out in joy.
GIVE ME MONEY
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Just because it's not Aunt Myrna's abortion, he feels the need to bitch about food that looks better than anything he's ever made.
That's because they're sick of listening to you moan about your "successful" YouTube career.
That's because they're sick of listening to you moan about your "successful" YouTube career.
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Biscuits and gravy, that’s meat fat and carbs! What’s he got to complain about anyway?
Nurses like interacting with patients who have a good attitude. Jack has been bitching nonstop ever since he arrived, so he gets the closed door treatment. You just know he’s paging the staff every twenty minutes over every trivial inconvenience he can find. Sad! Many such cases.
I fuckin' called it. BItching and complaining about the staff as if they're hospitality staff and are just supposed to put up with his shit.
And as far as the breakfast... yeah biscuits and gravy with some scrambled eggs? Is it the most appealing? No. Would I eat it? Sure, especially if I could sprinkle some black pepper on it. Definitely better than any slop Jack has ever thrown together. But for Jack, having a side of eggs that isn't slathered in fucking cheese is just inhumane nevermind that the ratio of meat to gravy isn't 1:1 like his own video
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Jack is an absolutely miserable cunt, I have to wonder if they offered him a healthier breakfast and he refused it.
Preparing food for a lot of people can be hard, and I doubt the cut rate nursing home he is at has much capacity to cook anything other than slop. But oatmeal is cheap, easy to cook in huge batches, and you can add about a dozen different things to it to spice it up nicely. Jack would probably bitch and moan about being asked to eat anything without meat in it, though. Fiber is icky.
Preparing food for a lot of people can be hard, and I doubt the cut rate nursing home he is at has much capacity to cook anything other than slop. But oatmeal is cheap, easy to cook in huge batches, and you can add about a dozen different things to it to spice it up nicely. Jack would probably bitch and moan about being asked to eat anything without meat in it, though. Fiber is icky.
I doubt it, because he probably would have taken a picture of a small plate of fruit next to a bowl of oatmeal and compared it to being in a concentration camp. The other issue Fatty is going to have there, is receiving normal human sized portions of food, instead of his 3,500 calorie meals that he's used to. If challenged on that, he'd probably screech about how an appetizer, main course, sides, desert, and a soda at a strip mall restuarant adds up to that and thus they're trying to starve him to death.
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I thought for a second the thumbnail looks pretty okay, I wonder where he stole it. Looks like it may be the actual food, though, but of course someone else made it. What a Jackhole. Jack deserves actual prison food from one of the shittier prisons where you get a bologna sandwich for breakfast with green meat and if you talk shit they smack you upside your stupid googly-eyed head a few times.
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Hey Jack would love that since it's meat and he has no problem with a little bit of mold, remember that moldy ass brisket he put in his chili that he deserved to win until those evil church judges rigged the contest for anyone to vote
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Jack bitches about the biscuits and gravy to a nurse and she goes back to the kitchen to tell a cook what Jack said, the cook is like: "Uh, but we don't even have gravy in the kitchen at all? What is he talking about?" Just then another cook walks by, zipping up his pants with a big smirk on his face.
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Those assholes in the kitchen cooked the eggs and sausage for the gravy to the correct temperature. Fuckin noobs.
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I’m really hoping for a Nursing Home / elderly abuse saga. Bonus points if one of the smoking nurses decides to use his forehead as an ashtray.
It’s also funny how they like the screaming patient from the post the other day more than Jack. Wonder why they don’t shut her door, but shut his? I’m sure it has nothing at all to do with his cunty attitude, abuse of the call button and constant Karening over the food he’s served.
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I can't wait for the next owner to unearth the war crimes in the home.
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The nursing home/ gulag must be expensive if they need to put their house on the market. Tammie's mom is fucking kino for telling the everyone over Facebook. 
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I love the juxtaposition of Jesus pictures and Nightmare Before Christmas.
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They were talking about doing it before. I think the real reason isn't about money as much as he can't get up the stairs anymore and they simply don't need a house that big.The nursing home/ gulag must be expensive if they need to put their house on the market. Tammie's mom is fucking kino for telling the everyone over Facebook.