Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 201 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 219 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 781 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 453 18.7%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 503 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 261 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,418
Thinking about it she could be meaning number of punches, in that case quantity would have been a better unit of measurement. Anything is possible with the great boxing expert though.

She could have just shut her mouth and let the adults talk, better outcome for everyone.
Yeah, she means volume of strikes.

Her commentary is so basic.
It's like what I'd expect to hear from my mom after she got a Groupon to watch a free fight
 
I’m so fucking irritated that she’s calling pre-made meals “bento”, as if making food ahead of time for reheating later is somehow uniquely Japanese, and acting like it’s some kind of “life hack” most people haven’t figured out yet.
She's desperate to be Marzia who's made bento for her and Felix, so she now wants to hop onto that train I suppose. Although now that they've announced they're expecting a kid, I'm wondering how long it'll be before she has a BPD episode and wants Ian to knock her up.
 
comparing herself to marzia is so funny. ian was never once even close to felix's level of success and marzia actually had fans that didn't just hate watch her, so what makes her think they could ever be a youtube power couple lmao
Both of these people are highly delusional from years of being forced into irony. I highly doubt either of them knows what's real and fake anymore.
 
I love when she argues with people on Twitter. I know nothing about boxing but even I can tell she's talking out her ass
She 100% is, she's just parroting shit she's heard from their trainer/commentators and read on twitter. She's the typical redditor who wants to be an expert and the voice of authority on a subject she doesn't even partake in. Sure she goes to the gym and clumsily slaps at a heavy bag, but when it came time to put her money with her mouth is - it was "muh concussions". Her LARP is incredibly annoying and she does an amazing job acting like every other retard who went to a gym once and is now the spokesperson for fitness on social media.
 
comparing herself to marzia is so funny. ian was never once even close to felix's level of success and marzia actually had fans that didn't just hate watch her, so what makes her think they could ever be a youtube power couple lmao
Felix and Marzia, as far as I can tell, are genuinely lovely people. Ian and Anisa are unlikable in just about every way.
 
I’m so fucking irritated that she’s calling pre-made meals “bento”, as if making food ahead of time for reheating later is somehow uniquely Japanese, and acting like it’s some kind of “life hack” most people haven’t figured out yet.
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Anisa coping for seemingly no reason
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Anisa claimed jake would win against an actual boxer, jake lost, and people were clowning on her shit prediction.
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Featuring classic anisa tactics
>IM NOT OWNED, U ARE!!
>I know a professional x so I’m right
>MUH CONCUSSION(upgraded to CTE now apparently)

And what is a day without Anisa reminding everyone that she was Muslim
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Does a single annual charity boxing event

All I have time for is boxing!

Classic Anisa
 
Sure she goes to the gym and clumsily slaps at a heavy bag, but when it came time to put her money with her mouth is - it was "muh concussions".
That is what annoys me the most about her.
Sure, pretend to be a traditional Muslim who was raised as such because your dad has it in HIS background, despite the family's actions saying the opposite. I highly doubt a truly traditional Muslim father would fight to get his teenage daughter on the boys lacrosse team.
Sure, pretend you're a "sex worker girlboss" despite only ever taking low effort, unappealing nudes, that probably next to no one pays for since the novelty of being idubbbz gf wore off.
Sure, pretend to be a tattoo connoisseur, only selecting the finest of off the wall flash art, while being tattooed by apprentices in their first week on the job.
Sure, pretend to be a wife doing wife things for your husband, while never cleaning anything and making banana bread once.
But! To be all consumed by boxing over the last 2 years (because of Sam Hyde) and becoming an expert on it, knowing way more than anyone else on twitter could ever possibly know. Correcting people when she has no idea herself and the most important part, NO EXPERIANCE AT ALL is my favorite Anisa arc, because it's just so obviously retarded. It's like someone is trying to write into a work of fiction, the most annoying character they can conceive of, to the point that it's unrealistic. "...and then she becomes a promoter for a boxing event that her and her husband will participate in but she has a trick up her sleeve to weasel out of it at the last minute so she doesn't have to fight at all. Letting some much smaller girl take the beating that was meant for her, she continues to pretend she's an expert while spending absolutely ZERO time in the ring, yet gloating all over the place about how she's soooo in touch with the world of boxing."

It's so retardedly unbelievable.
 
That is what annoys me the most about her.
Sure, pretend to be a traditional Muslim who was raised as such because your dad has it in HIS background, despite the family's actions saying the opposite. I highly doubt a truly traditional Muslim father would fight to get his teenage daughter on the boys lacrosse team.
Sure, pretend you're a "sex worker girlboss" despite only ever taking low effort, unappealing nudes, that probably next to no one pays for since the novelty of being idubbbz gf wore off.
Sure, pretend to be a tattoo connoisseur, only selecting the finest of off the wall flash art, while being tattooed by apprentices in their first week on the job.
Sure, pretend to be a wife doing wife things for your husband, while never cleaning anything and making banana bread once.
But! To be all consumed by boxing over the last 2 years (because of Sam Hyde) and becoming an expert on it, knowing way more than anyone else on twitter could ever possibly know. Correcting people when she has no idea herself and the most important part, NO EXPERIANCE AT ALL is my favorite Anisa arc, because it's just so obviously retarded. It's like someone is trying to write into a work of fiction, the most annoying character they can conceive of, to the point that it's unrealistic. "...and then she becomes a promoter for a boxing event that her and her husband will participate in but she has a trick up her sleeve to weasel out of it at the last minute so she doesn't have to fight at all. Letting some much smaller girl take the beating that was meant for her, she continues to pretend she's an expert while spending absolutely ZERO time in the ring, yet gloating all over the place about how she's soooo in touch with the world of boxing."

It's so retardedly unbelievable.
Anisa can't decide what kind of person she wants to be so she just pretends she's all of them. My theory is that she wants every possible kind of attention a woman can get and just hops around from one to the other as her BPD-ish whims demand. Streamer, YouTuber, nutritionist, mental health expert, whore, boxer, trad wife, Suicide Girl, etc and yet she sucks at all of them. She does have the most insane superiority complex about how smart/knowledgeable she is too which makes it even funnier. The definition of Dunning-Kruger.
 
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I don't necessarily disagree that she might have BPD, but to me I think she's just a combination of not really having any kind of strong personality and sense of self (which is why I don't rule out the BPD theory) whatsoever in combination with not being very mature and just not being that intelligent. She's just a pear-headed and spray painted tumbleweed that drifts along in whatever direction that the winds are blowing.

It's the same thing with people making jokes about how she probably actually cuckolds iDubbbz: it's funny and all, but I don't really see it happening. Not because I don't think she'd ever leave him if a "better" opportunity arose (if Chris Ray Gun came around maybe she still would go to him,) but I can't envision her being a sexual person in the sense that if Ian had to be apart from her for a month or two that she'd be out riding the cock carousel. She's an orbiter, a perpetual second fiddle, and she knows it. She doesn't possess anything that suggests that she's marketable or interesting on her own (outside of a punching bag for people to gossip about.) That's fine, most people aren't that interesting but they also don't possess such an obvious need to find some kind of external validation. I don't think she'd even have done Onlyfans if not for Ian which is pretty funny in a couple of different ways.

If she wasn't attached to an e-celeb I'd find Anisa to be a sad case, but being able to see all of her wet brained takes and inability to come across as someone capable of growth quickly eschews sympathy. Frankly it probably says a lot about the guys she's linked to like the aforementioned Chris and Ian as they both (granted I don't know a lot about the former) come across as meek personalities; fittingly it took Anisa to shatter the illusion that many had in regards to Ian.
 
I don't necessarily disagree that she might have BPD, but to me I think she's just a combination of not really having any kind of strong personality and sense of self (which is why I don't rule out the BPD theory) whatsoever in combination with not being very mature and just not being that intelligent. She's just a pear-headed and spray painted tumbleweed that drifts along in whatever direction that the winds are blowing.

It's the same thing with people making jokes about how she probably actually cuckolds iDubbbz: it's funny and all, but I don't really see it happening. Not because I don't think she'd ever leave him if a "better" opportunity arose (if Chris Ray Gun came around maybe she still would go to him,) but I can't envision her being a sexual person in the sense that if Ian had to be apart from her for a month or two that she'd be out riding the cock carousel. She's an orbiter, a perpetual second fiddle, and she knows it. She doesn't possess anything that suggests that she's marketable or interesting on her own (outside of a punching bag for people to gossip about.) That's fine, most people aren't that interesting but they also don't possess such an obvious need to find some kind of external validation. I don't think she'd even have done Onlyfans if not for Ian which is pretty funny in a couple of different ways.

If she wasn't attached to an e-celeb I'd find Anisa to be a sad case, but being able to see all of her wet brained takes and inability to come across as someone capable of growth quickly eschews sympathy. Frankly it probably says a lot about the guys she's linked to like the aforementioned Chris and Ian as they both (granted I don't know a lot about the former) come across as meek personalities; fittingly it took Anisa to shatter the illusion that many had in regards to Ian.

Somebody touched on this, I think a few pages back and I agree. Given how painfully unsexy and insecure her OF shoots come out I really can't see her actually cheating, she doesn't have the confidence especially not in her sexuality.
 
If she had BPD it would probably be her most intresting trait, but I kinda doubt she is actually mentalyill. She probably just lacks a real personality since she has never had any real life exprince in anything, I don't think she has ever had a job, and I think she droped out of college (some kind of engineering I think?). So where would she get any original views and opnions from? She probably didn't actually have a unique childhood either so she is left with copying whatever she see around her, cause she has no basis to form any opinions on anything from. She has probably never had a real hobby either.
 
If she had BPD it would probably be her most intresting trait, but I kinda doubt she is actually mentalyill. She probably just lacks a real personality since she has never had any real life exprince in anything, I don't think she has ever had a job, and I think she droped out of college (some kind of engineering I think?). So where would she get any original views and opnions from? She probably didn't actually have a unique childhood either so she is left with copying whatever she see around her, cause she has no basis to form any opinions on anything from. She has probably never had a real hobby either.
I'm just saying you'd have to be on something to gets dozens of ugly tattoos in such a short period of time, get a tit job and don't even wait until it heals before you whore yourself online, only to take them out two years later, want to shave your head so badly that when your then-boyfriend finally puts his foot down on something and says wait until we get married you decide to go for a Las Vegas shotgun wedding just so you can shave your head, and I'm sure there's some stuff I'm forgetting.
 
I'm just saying you'd have to be on something to gets dozens of ugly tattoos in such a short period of time, get a tit job and don't even wait until it heals before you whore yourself online, only to take them out two years later, want to shave your head so badly that when your then-boyfriend finally puts his foot down on something and says wait until we get married you decide to go for a Las Vegas shotgun wedding just so you can shave your head, and I'm sure there's some stuff I'm forgetting.
Probably the same thing that leads to people trooning out then killing themselves anyway. If I just do x, y and z I’ll find myself! It becomes an ever-moving target and usually ends in a meltdown when the moment of clarity finally hits.
 
Mabye you are right, but I think she is just trying to fill the void where her personality should be. She is probably to some extent aware that she is just a empty husk of a human, at least subconsciously, but dosen't know how to fix it. So she does more and more ridicoulus shit to try to fill the void.
Somthing is clearly wrong in her head, but I don't think it is anything as sever as a mental illness.
Mabye I am just being autistic tho
For some reasone I can't qoute the poast @JelloJerk made
 
I'm just saying you'd have to be on something to gets dozens of ugly tattoos in such a short period of time, get a tit job and don't even wait until it heals before you whore yourself online, only to take them out two years later, want to shave your head so badly that when your then-boyfriend finally puts his foot down on something and says wait until we get married you decide to go for a Las Vegas shotgun wedding just so you can shave your head, and I'm sure there's some stuff I'm forgetting.
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