Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

Illuminati Order Official said:
Well, porn is, first and foremost, very fake-looking for anybody who ever had actual sex.
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Porn is done with emphasis on the observer. For example a woman riding on top facing down looking into her partners eyes. For porn it can focus on the woman's ass bouncing up and down on the guy. But in actual sex, you wouldnt see that but youd see her front instead so whatever the view of the back was it wouldnt matter in that scenario. So porn goes out of its way to try to turn on the person watching. Whereas normal sex is only about turning each other on. So it would affect the type of things they do with each other.
 
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Anaiah Carlson said:
Porn is done with emphasis on the observer. For example a woman riding on top facing down looking into her partners eyes. For porn it can focus on the woman's ass bouncing up and down on the guy. But in actual sex, you wouldnt see that but youd see her front instead so whatever the view of the back was it wouldnt matter in that scenario.
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I meant the... well, feeling of it more than technical stuff. The actors are rarely god enough to convincingly pretend they are enjoying anything that's going on. It's very mechanical and it fails to pretend it's not. Therefore it's either boring or laughable.
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
I meant the... well, feeling of it more than technical stuff. The actors are rarely god enough to convincingly pretend they are enjoying anything that's going on. It's very mechanical and it fails to pretend it's not. Therefore it's either boring or laughable.
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Well if you dont watch porn then I applaud you for that. In my view its a sin. So you are doing really good if you arent jerking it to porn.

But its my favorite sin for me. Might be what keeps me from eternal life cause thats how hard to give it up would be for me
 
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Baby Yoda said:
Andrew, whats your current net worth?

Did you own any crypto prior to the great collapse of FTX?

How are things these days?

Who are you currently dating?
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Current net worth excluding value of my books. $3000 i could get in an emergency. And around $7500 in credit card debt more or less.

Hopelessly single.

I never bought into crypto I was considered it an iffy investment.

Doing well since ive been on vacation the last couple weeks but now I have to go back to my dumb job. The only thing that makes me like working there is one hot chick i have a crush on but shes married. But still just seeing her makes it worth working at an otherwise hellish job. And its a hellish job mainly because management treats me unfairly and one of my coworkers i hate her more than any other person ive met in the world. And i have to be right next to her every day which is utter torture. But she hates being next to me too and it makes me happy knowing how much she is annoyed by me being there. As long as that married chick still works at my job though i want to stay. But if she ever leaves im out of there asap.

Recently I have begun an amazing series on my youtube channel. Its absurdly long, but anyone interested in the idea that the Bible is based heavily in pagan origins, they would find videos about it absolutely fascinating. I made two 8 hour videos on paganism, and Im making a third 8 hour video soon which hopefully will be the final part. The series seeks to prove that the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are different gods that we are to worship, and I go on to show all the gods in other religions who I think we are to worship. For example I believe the Son is identical with the following gods: Adad, Baal, YHWH, Ea, Enki, Ashur, Amurru, Marduk, Horus, Amun, Zeus, Jupiter, and Thor. So i believe all those gods I mentioned are to be worshipped. Its an amazing study that both skeptics of the Bible and believers in the Bible can enjoy. Because skeptics can use it as evidence against the Bible whereas believers in the Bible can use it as evidence for the Bible. Its a win win
 
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Anaiah Carlson said:
Current net worth excluding value of my books. $3000 i could get in an emergency. And around $7500 in credit card debt more or less.

Hopelessly single.

I never bought into crypto I was considered it an iffy investment.

Doing well since ive been on vacation the last couple weeks but now I have to go back to my dumb job. The only thing that makes me like working there is one hot chick i have a crush on but shes married. But still just seeing her makes it worth working at an otherwise hellish job. And its a hellish job mainly because management treats me unfairly and one of my coworkers i hate her more than any other person ive met in the world. And i have to be right next to her every day which is utter torture. But she hates being next to me too and it makes me happy knowing how much she is annoyed by me being there. As long as that married chick still works at my job though i want to stay. But if she ever leaves im out of there asap.

Recently I have begun an amazing series on my youtube channel. Its absurdly long, but anyone interested in the idea that the Bible is based heavily in pagan origins, they would find videos about it absolutely fascinating. I made two 8 hour videos on paganism, and Im making a third 8 hour video soon which hopefully will be the final part. The series seeks to prove that the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are different gods that we are to worship, and I go on to show all the gods in other religions who I think we are to worship. For example I believe the Son is identical with the following gods: Adad, Baal, YHWH, Ea, Enki, Ashur, Amurru, Marduk, Horus, Amun, Zeus, Jupiter, and Thor. So i believe all those gods I mentioned are to be worshipped. Its an amazing study that both skeptics of the Bible and believers in the Bible can enjoy. Because skeptics can use it as evidence against the Bible whereas believers in the Bible can use it as evidence for the Bible. Its a win win
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I have a couple questions for you:

1) When Lyndsey Bodker put her mouth to your ass n' sucked did it feel better than having your pecker blowed? Were you able to cum from your ass into her mouth?

2) is your new Bible series on your Dead Sea Scrolls youtube channel?
 
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Baby Yoda said:
I have a couple questions for you:

1) When Lyndsey Bodker put her mouth to your ass n' sucked did it feel better than having your pecker blowed? Were you able to cum from your ass into her mouth?

2) is your new Bible series on your Dead Sea Scrolls youtube channel?
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1.It was like 20 seconds of tongue in just one time and it was underwhelming so it didnt go anywhere. The blow jobs were ok the first one or two times, but after that I was mostly bored when she would do it. It also felt kind of weird. My favorite was full intercourse which I only did no more than 5 times. I also liked dry humping. I can still see her house as clear as day in my head. Its etched into my brain.

2.Its on my dead sea scrolls channel, yeah.
 
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Anaiah Carlson said:
@Instant_Pot_User actually I do have a job. When I first got the thread I hadnt had a job for six years. But ever since 2017 ive had a job. I had one job from 2017 to 2018. And then ive had this current job from 2019 to 2023. 7 to 330 full time job.
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How is the pay? Are you able to save money with your current income and expenses? Do you have a retirement plan set up? What other benefits does the job have?
 
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Anaiah Carlson said:
Doing well since ive been on vacation the last couple weeks but now I have to go back to my dumb job. The only thing that makes me like working there is one hot chick i have a crush on but shes married. But still just seeing her makes it worth working at an otherwise hellish job. And its a hellish job mainly because management treats me unfairly and one of my coworkers i hate her more than any other person ive met in the world. And i have to be right next to her every day which is utter torture. But she hates being next to me too and it makes me happy knowing how much she is annoyed by me being there. As long as that married chick still works at my job though i want to stay. But if she ever leaves im out of there asap.
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Sad to hear that, somes only way is just to take off. If you don't mind me asking, how do they treat you unfairly? And have you considreded using that experience to pivoting to something else?
 
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How is the pay? Are you able to save money with your current income and expenses? Do you have a retirement plan set up? What other benefits does the job have?
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I get a monthly raise of 8.5 cents and usually a monthly bonus of $100. In 2019 i was making 11.25 an hour. At the same job now and I am now making $16.25 an hour. it will keep going up about $1 more.

As far as being able to save money i could if I really prioritized it but its hard. I have various expenses. But no rent and no car payments so I can choose what to spend money on. The biggest financial pain i deal with is sending my friend $400 a month. In exchange he helps me with my bible project. I do it to help him out as a friend, but its very burdensome. Also i have a few other expenses. The remaining money i like to spend on things. But I am getting some money I loaned a friend back which I am going to put into savings into an ira. If i dont then im just going to spend it. near the end of this year I have a few expenses that will end giving me around $200 more every month.

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Sad to hear that, somes only way is just to take off. If you don't mind me asking, how do they treat you unfairly? And have you considreded using that experience to pivoting to something else?
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The good news is that I got out of the bad situation. I reported my supervisor and made a 20 page complaint to her manager where i listed every objectionable thing ive observed from her while being in her department. They took my email complaint seriously had meetings with me about it, and made many changes in the department and moved me out of the department. The biggest issue was extreme nepotism where the supervisor had five of her relatives in her department and she let them slack off and barely work whereas everyone else was held to a much higher standard. It was horrific. I endures the torture for a gear but i couldnt take it anymore so i reported it all. As a result the section head was forced to go into a different department, and the person I had to work next to that I hated quit because they were going to move her too and she didnt want to be in another department. And now that im not in that department any more in fact they moved me to another building, now that ive been moved, i am finally feeling at peace and not stressed anymore. Its a great feeling.
 
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1) When was the last time you had sex? Was it normal sex (anal) or vaginal?

2) Do you continue to invest in stocks?

3) How many books do you own?
 
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1) When was the last time you had sex? Was it normal sex (anal) or vaginal?

2) Do you continue to invest in stocks?

3) How many books do you own?
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The last time i had sexual intercourse was 2010. Never did anal.

I dont really invest in stocks much anymore. I hope to in the future when i am mote financially stable.

I have probably around 200 books. Ive paid over $10,000 for books im pretty sure.
 
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Anaiah Carlson said:
The last time i had sexual intercourse was 2010. Never did anal.

I dont really invest in stocks much anymore. I hope to in the future when i am mote financially stable.

I have probably around 200 books. Ive paid over $10,000 for books im pretty sure.
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Why the 13 year dry spell
 
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