The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[MetalParakeet]

I love watching anti landlord tards start going hard for property once they have a stake in the land. Never fails

 

[mindlessobserver]

Even in death the Tranch serves to provide content. Praise the Omnisiah! If this results in a lolsuit then that will be the final *chefs kiss*.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Why do trannies and anarchists who don't believe in property rights always INSIST on calling the big bad sheriff man whenever their property rights are affected by other trannies and anarchists? I thought calling the cops LIDDERALLY KILLS LE HECKIN TRANS FOLX!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kheapathic]

You know, I would never advocate for violence (I'm a good boy). But if there's a group or few of people where I feel violence is necessary and justified; it's squatters. If these fucking wannabe commandos want to work out some of their stress and bloodlust, here's the perfect opportunity... in Minecraft of course.

 

[Alabama Gamer]

I've just invented a brand new term for the Tranchers: the SStrogen. My patent application is in the mail.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I was hoping the elusive Earl would move in and claim the Tranch for himself after chasing out the troons. Alas I’ll settle
For the trans community taking once again another embarrassing L

 

[anliteralidiot]

It's the ghost of Pepe, and it's come back for the rape.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Holy shit!
The "squatters" were Tranch guests, but when Penny & co moved out, they never really bothered to make their guests leave? They've totally trashed the place! Bonnie says he's going to sue! ( )
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edit: More info & pictures HERE.

Do we have any information on whether or not the squatter troons are Fedposter Jarrod affiliated? I know that was the hypothesis beforehand.

 

[Hokuriku]

NEW SQUATTER ALERT
Apparently according to Bonnie there’s a NEW party of squatters on the tranch. Penny claims to not be involved. How they can stand to be in the house of amhole stench and cat piss, I don’t know.
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Mod Edit:
Who were these squatters? Sovereign citizens? Opportunistic transphobes? The alpaca uprising?
The answer may (or may not at all) shock you!

Null finally got himself a new address for his LLC

 

[The Noticer]

Looks like tranny-faggots are continuing the trend of being the worst possible humans alive.

 

[Happy Fish]

*flees to Tranch to escape the cold*
*slices open dying alpaca to use for warmth*
"And I thought it smelled bad... on the outside!"

 

[Deer Warts]

His real name is Jarrod Stanley. His troon name is "J" or Josie. He joined the Tranch around ~2020, but he didn't really become a prominent member until the number of Tranchers started whittling down and Penny started relying on him more and more (for free manual labor, lol). Remember there were like twelve Tranch residents at their peak, so Fedposter J was a pretty minor character at the time. He basically became Penny's right-hand man after Bonnie left.

Thanks much. I knew bits and pieces of this and it's helpful to see it all put together and have a face to put to the name.

 

[Particle Bored]

No bullet holes in the car? I am disappoint.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Yeah 28 US Marines pulling up in black Ford Raptor Trucks
Helicopters landed
Tran Ranch is under siege under lock down
US Marines are gonna fuck Tran Ranch alpaca butts

 

[FrigginWeeb]

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"we have no idea of their political alignment"


Why does this even matter? the first thing they go to is politics.....politics has become worse than a drug to some folks, I swear to fuck

 

[glad vlad]

I don’t really follow the Kindness thread because she's just too haram for me, forgive my dumb questions. So she larps as being epileptic now, and is going to be admitted to the epilepsy monitoring unit? Is it actually possible to fake epilepsy in this way? (Maybe I'm a jerk for just assuming she doesn't have epilepsy, but... come on.)

This thread is my very favorite on the farms, it has everything: disgusting troons, failed communes, farming catastrophes. It was a real bummer when it seemed like the tranch was winding down, but I'm suddenly feeling quite optimistic that there's going to be another arc, what with the squatters, potential legal drama and other troon retards on Twitter turning on Bonnie. It's like one of those movies people make after a TV show is canceled before its time.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Is there anything to actually steal or use there? No reliable power or water. Land is completely destroyed and virtually unusable. Alpacas jumped ship back to Argentina. There are no actual barns or farming equipment that can be used. And the house? It's an UGLY, filthy POS.

Wtf are they gonna take? A hundred rotting alpaca corpses?

 

[Temperance]

Shiteater Jen fires back at Bonnie!
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Transcript:

I am tired of Bonnie and her bullshit. Even leaving the fucking ranch faster than was safe for us to do so wasn't enough for her. She's an abusive ablists sack of garbage, who repeatedly demanded everyone be kicked out, tried to sexually assault a 19 year old, and is 100% killing her current disabled partner via neglect.

At no point did she ever actually help perform any action on the ranch, opting instead to drink multiple handles of Irish Cream a week while lying about where ranch money was going.

She repeatedly demanded the trans masc couple be evicted because they couldn't perform labor, and after that couple left the ranch on their own terms they got kicked out of their new place almost instantly and needed an apartment referral, which they sure as shit didn't get from Bonnie.

It's also interesting why she no longer holds an in-home caregiving job, and directly related to why Kindness has to say carer instead of caregiver (which he did once and I archived it before he could delete it)

Accusing Bonnie of being abusive, neglectful, and an alcoholic. Also that he "tried to sexually assault a 19 year old" and was cruel to the FTMs.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Maybe we’ll get Waco after all. I was assuming that it was probably related to the previous residents, considering it’s in the middle of nowhere, relatively unknown about, and most of all, reeks of cat piss and biohazards (and the ghosts of alpacas running rampant). The last part tells me that only a troon could handle living there, because anybody else would have passed out in the doorway on their way in. Also, thanks for updating the thread with Bonnie’s reply to it!

Imagine the smell

Earl's Militia has seized the land.

I thought this said Ezra Miller and got unreasonably excited for a second.

I would pay movie ticket prices to see it.

 

[AnOminous]

Is it actually possible to fake epilepsy in this way? (Maybe I'm a jerk for just assuming she doesn't have epilepsy, but... come on.)

It would probably be easy to fake an absence seizure with a little willpower. Going full tonic-clonic though? If so I give the bitch some credit for effort. Also I'd think an epilepsy monitoring unit would actually have monitoring equipment to detect faking either kind. You're either having a seizure or not so if the machines say you are, it's probably true.