The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Boner's "IRS report" on page 1003 (can't quote) is incredible. He was setting Penis and the boys up for Tranny Waco. Was he Earl all along, or did he become Earl after being scorned?

"Dear IRS agent,
I am the CFO of a tax-evading charity that illegally diverted 200k of donations toward arming a militia of violent, drug-addled, anti-government radicals that operates out of our rural compound/headquarters.
Sincerely,
Boner Mendoza"
 
They completely destroyed the environment they were stewards of, left it covered in garbage making it look like a South African slum, genocided innocent animals and are all now squabbling and pointing fingers declaring each retard to be the bigger retard.

I miss the good ol days where faggots like this would just kill themselves because they didn't have degenerate echo chambers where they could huff their farts so hard as to cause real damage.
 
These assholes are such amateurs.
What they needed to do was buy some unimproved land, start a secretive cult, lie about where they're located, make people pay to work and build there, but only structures that can't be seen from the air, close off a public access road and refuse to talk about it to any member of the community including lawyers involved in the suit over it.
See: Wheaton Labs near Superior, Montana. (not Missoula!)
 
Finally,
The Lord, our Father, has sent the plagues upon the Tranch to free the Alpacalites. The messenger of YWNBAW, His words, Null.

DE-LIV-ER US.
TO THE
PROM-ISED
LAAAAAAAAAAAANNNDDD!”

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Edit edit: HAPPY 1,000 PAGES! 🎉🎉
I couldn’t dream of a better arc for this page.
Edit #3: I somehow failed to notice that Kevin claimed to somebody in the replies that Bonnie called the cops on them.
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Somebody should probably tell Kevin that this is why you always do an exit walkthrough with your landlord, take pictures and get them to sign off on the condition of the oplace you're leaving. Otherwise, guess what. Saying "I left quietly in the night a month ago without telling him and gave the keys to a passing Meth Head" isn't gonna fly.
Does anyone know the status of the Transformer collection?
They all fled to Penny's Parents house. Where they are probably holding them at gunpoint if the internet is insufficient.
Can we please stop suggesting @Null buys the tranch for his mail thing.

Not for Null's sake, but for the poor mail jannie who would be forced to live in the amhole slime, surrounded by the ghosts of a 1000 alpacas.
So you're suggesting he hire Acerthorn to be his Designated Recipient of Service at the Tranch?
I'll take my tinfoil hat out and say this act of vandalism was actually staged by Paul to grift with the GFM and to collect the insurance money (I suppose the property is insured or something).
Occam's Razor says that this is actually the condition the pack of troons left the place. We've all seen how they lived. We've seen how all the cows documented here live. This is typical lolcow living.
 
Holy shit! :story:
The "squatters" were Tranch guests, but when Penny & co moved out, they never really bothered to make their guests leave? They've totally trashed the place! Bonnie says he's going to sue! ( 🌈 )
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Who'd've thunk that trannies would live worse than animals when left completely to their own devices and without any boundaries...
 
Could someone with legal knowledge explain squatting rights in the US? I am a bit versed of how the Brits deal with it, but not the US.

I know it can be a pain the ass to evict someone for non payment in the us, but squatting is new for me.
 
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These assholes are such amateurs.
What they needed to do was buy some unimproved land, start a secretive cult, lie about where they're located, make people pay to work and build there, but only structures that can't be seen from the air, close off a public access road and refuse to talk about it to any member of the community including lawyers involved in the suit over it.
See: Wheaton Labs near Superior, Montana. (not Missoula!)
"Unimproved land" needs a degree of effort though - clearing the land, building structures, preparing wells, some sort of sanitation plan, planning and planting crops, preparing firewood in advance, arranging cooking and - if you like luxury - looking to electricity and internet connection.

These retarded fucks couldn't even organize a fence.
 
"Unimproved land" needs a degree of effort though - clearing the land, building structures, preparing wells, some sort of sanitation plan, planning and planting crops, preparing firewood in advance, arranging cooking and - if you like luxury - looking to electricity and internet connection.

These retarded fucks couldn't even organize a fence.
That's where you get someone with a little charisma and an idea, like having a permaculture workshop. Get people to pay to work, call it a learning experience. Kinda like Tom Sawyer and whitewashing the fence, but with more profit.
 
That's where you get someone with a little charisma and an idea, like having a permaculture workshop. Get people to pay to work, call it a learning experience. Kinda like Tom Sawyer and whitewashing the fence, but with more profit.
Neither Bonnie nor Penny are Jim Jones. They'd even fuck up the coolaid.
 
Holy shit! :story:
The "squatters" were Tranch guests, but when Penny & co moved out, they never really bothered to make their guests leave? They've totally trashed the place! Bonnie says he's going to sue! ( 🌈 )
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>all this damage

Well, I guess that’s one aspect that makes them on par with real women
 
Could someone with legal knowledge explain squatting rights in the US? I am a bit versed of how the Brits deal with it, but not the US.

I know it can be a pain the ass to evict someone for non payment in the us, but squatting is new for me.
If Kevin and company cleared out a month ago and any remaining squatters are not on any leases contracts opr paperwork then they are simply trespasser's and vandals and may be arrested as such. Getting someone who you entered a contract with out of your property is a royal pain in the ass. But squatters? Much less of an issue.
 
The squatters are fools, whoever they are. So much as stepping foot on the godforsaken property and breathing its air without a HAZMAT suit is likely enough to afflict you with a novel strain of STD that makes AIDS look like a common cold.

The Tranch needs to be treated as an irradiated war zone and completely abandoned. The land and property on it at this point are complete lost causes. It's like the gay tranny version of The Hills Have Eyes, but with alpacas.
 
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