Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[footballteam]

Obviously Coomalot is plowing Kayla.

This is the truth. Coomalot loves those Alabama trailer trash bitches... and with Our Wife's trailer park tattoos, it's probably right up his alley....

My guess is that it went down like this:

Our Wife & Coomalot in one room

Rackets & Sally in one room

Sally's husband on the couch watching a game.


Locals chat confirmed that Sally & Husband "hung-out" with Nick separately... that was documented here about 15 pages or so back.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Agree why use that many dildos and turn your balls into a dildo when you can use your dick.
Unless said dick doesn't work.

Broke Dick Nick.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Faran has just released a lengthy statement on her Twitter account.

"Divinity released the Faran DMs probably because Divinity was upset with Faran, and not even considering me or Lady Rackets or how that might effect us. That's my guess. [...] I think Faran misunderstood some things in our conversation, that's what she said, I think that's very true."

There is a reason the husbands/BFs can't control all these hoes Nick is trying to fuck around with. Nick, to his detriment, is going to find out the hard way he won't be able to control them either.

I'll tell you who: somebody is mentally and emotionally crushed by their erectile dysfunction. No wonder Sally was dropping tips about how to get a doctor to prescribe Viagra in Locals. Clearly advice aimed at poor Nick.

Lol Nick, buddy, if you want your dick to start working again Step 1 will be to stop drinking so goddamn much. There's a reason the term "whiskey dick" was invented!

 

[Not Who You Think]

He later circles back and addresses obliquely the issue of what was said to Faran (quick transcription from me, may have some errors):

"...And I'm sure I have said something horrific in a DM somewhere, of course. But I know what I didn't say, and I know, frankly, how shit gets misinterpreted, especially after a LOT of liquor, but, c'est la vie."

I doubt that Nick knows what he did/didn't say given his frequent/selective blackouts where he is apparently more than capable of saying way too much.

It never occurred to me that Nick could just let both LLCs go inactive and not even notice. And seemingly not notice for months. Especially at a time when he is the subject of a lawsuit.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I’ve been scratching my chin for a minute, here, but did anyone else notice that according to the leaked DMs, it’s Our Lady who wants to swing, and Nick who constantly denies wanting to swing?

Has this all gone too deep, is Nick very literally on the precipice of cuckhood?

 

[Spaded Dave]

I’ve been scratching my chin for a minute, here, but did anyone else notice that according to the leaked DMs, it’s Our Lady who wants to swing, and Nick who constantly denies wanting to swing?

Has this all gone too deep, is Nick very literally on the precipice of cuckhood?

Well beyond the precipice. Dude is being cucked by his own balls.

 

[Potatoherder]

I’ve been scratching my chin for a minute, here, but did anyone else notice that according to the leaked DMs, it’s Our Lady who wants to swing, and Nick who constantly denies wanting to swing?

Has this all gone too deep, is Nick very literally on the precipice of cuckhood?

IIRC it was also her who wanted to go to the gay club for his birthday. It was speculated early on that she gave him an ultimatum but that was brushed away with how direct Nick was being to the locals thots. Looking back his simping seems like a coping mechanism.

Forcing your husband, who has built up a reputation as being a tradcon male on the internet, into wearing womans underwear at gay clubs sure seems like a way to emasculate him. In that respect he is more of a cuck than jack.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I doubt that Nick knows what he did/didn't say given his frequent/selective blackouts where he is apparently more than capable of saying way too much.



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Fucking hell Nick, you're an alcoholic. Get some help from AA. You're going to die before you get to meet your grandkids if you keep doing this. I bet you're going to die before RALPH at this rate.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

IIRC it was also her who wanted to go to the gay club for his birthday. It was speculated early on that she gave him an ultimatum but that was brushed away with how direct Nick was being to the locals thots. Looking back his simping seems like a coping mechanism.

Forcing your husband, who has built up a reputation as being a tradcon male on the internet, into wearing womans underwear at gay clubs sure seems like a way to emasculate him. In that respect he is more of a cuck than jack.

Yeah, thanks for your summation. That’s pretty much the read I’m getting, that we made fun of him for it but it might really be the case. And he might have set it off by talking publicly about how bad her body was after kids.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Yeah, thanks for your summation. That’s pretty much the read I’m getting, that we made fun of him for it but it might really be the case. And he might have set it off by talking publicly about how bad her body was after kids.

I think that’s reading way too much into it. He’s into it he’s probably always been into it. Blaming the whole thing on our wife is just giving balldo lawyer excuses the only thing he’s coping with is being a raging narcissist who now has his own money and doesn’t have to rely on mom and dad the “worst day of his life” bullshit is just him being upset that when he finally brought the idea up to our wife she almost left him, which would have really sucked because now he actually has money she can take. The concession that I will make to your pov is he probably only wanted to involve other women and she told him that if they were going to swing he was going to be a cuck so maybe he’s coping with that, but he’s not a victim in all this.

Tl;dr nose man is a retard and started chasing the coom too hard

 

[JCDenthog]

I swear every time I check this thread it gets more gay with these parasocial locals members. These sycophants and Nick's evermore obvious alcoholism spells disaster on the horizon. I can already imagine that the meetup will be a bad idea and I can't wait to watch it all fall apart.

 

[footballteam]

IIRC it was also her who wanted to go to the gay club for his birthday. It was speculated early on that she gave him an ultimatum but that was brushed away with how direct Nick was being to the locals thots. Looking back his simping seems like a coping mechanism.

Forcing your husband, who has built up a reputation as being a tradcon male on the internet, into wearing womans underwear at gay clubs sure seems like a way to emasculate him. In that respect he is more of a cuck than jack.

I think it all ties back to the "worst day of his life" during Depp when Our Wife must have told him that she wanted a open marriage.

Probably because she wasn't getting enough attention from him due to all the long-ass streams he was doing.

I know he said it had nothing to do with Our Wife, but he was probably lying.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I think that’s reading way too much into it. He’s into it he’s probably always been into it. Blaming the whole thing on our wife is just giving balldo lawyer excuses the only thing he’s coping with is being a raging narcissist who now has his own money and doesn’t have to rely on mom and dad the “worst day of his life” bullshit is just him being upset that when he finally brought the idea up to our wife she almost left him, which would have really sucked because now he actually has money she can take. The concession that I will make to your pov is he probably only wanted to involve other women and she told him that if they were going to swing he was going to be a cuck so maybe he’s coping with that, but he’s not a victim in all this.

Tl;dr nose man is a retard and started chasing the coom too hard

I wouldn’t think of it as blaming his wife or giving him an excuse. Like, I don’t think a wife is going to let you knock her up five or six times or whatever WHILE she’s literally planning to fuck other dudes. I would assume she was spurned hard, and my concession to YOUR theory is spurning might have come in the form of Nick telling her he wanted to fuck other women, on top of saying on stream her body ain’t what it used to be

 

[Telvanni]

There has alwats been a non zero chance Drex fucked his wife.
As of now, there is a non zero chance Drex fucked Nick.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Something I just want to get back in people's minds while discussing what type of person Nick was and how much of it is an act vs him changing. His activities before YouTube and relation with Dick Masterson is something I had zero knowledge of before this was posted and it completely changed my perspective on Nick. I'll let OPs words speak for themselves.

The Greer saga is actually about mid-way through the channel history, and long after the original goody-two-shoes no swearing rules were relaxed. However, some of the even earlier lore does add some context and hints as to the origin of the current coomer iteration of Nick. The detailed history is scattered throughout the years of this thread, but the beginnings of Nick’s e-celeb career can be summarized thusly:

Nick got his start participating in Facebook groups devoted to The Biggest Problem in The World podcast featuring Maddox and Dick Masterson, and then The Dick Show after that show imploded. In these groups, Nick was renown as a particularly foul-mouthed, occasionally unhinged, poster. As with most things related to Dick, degeneracy was front and center with this crew— a collection of drunks, druggies, homos, trannies, and other autistic weirdos.

The group was actually pretty funny, although it was never clear how many of the posters were shitposting, and how many were actually fucked up lunatics. A lot of late 00’s /b/tard vibe going on (before /b/ just became the worlds leading transexual porn forum), and Nick’s input as the resident deranged lawyer fit in perfectly.

After Maddox filed the famous lolsuit, Nick started his YouTube channel to walk through it and amuse his Internet comrades. However, his parents were aware of it almost immediately, so our foul-mouthed hero entered his no swear words mode to avoid their disapproval. The show took off, and the façade of the chad trad dad streamer went from there, which is the only Nick most of the audience knew.

Sure, there were lewd jokes and Drex streams, but most of the audience thought he was, like us, laughing at the fucked-up shit being discussed. Instead, it turned out he really longed to participate in this very same shit. The Nick from those early Facebook groups was there all along— a degenerate Dick Masterson wannabe, just biding his time until he had enough money to break free, wrap his testicles in a silicon torture device, and come out of the closet. Many of us who should have known better were just in denial, apparently.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think it all ties back to the "worst day of his life" during Depp when Our Wife must have told him that she wanted a open marriage.

Probably because she wasn't getting enough attention from him due to all the long-ass streams he was doing.

I know he said it had nothing to do with Our Wife, but he was probably lying.

It is a testament to how low his star has fallen that so much of what he was given benefit of the doubt on is being re-examined.

Fault does not lie upon you, Kiwi brethren, not upon you, but upon Nicholas and his coomer-ing that has brought his name into ill-repute.

I will be digging into last night's archive of chat once my shift is over. I am sure there is fodder for days in there...

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

I think it all ties back to the "worst day of his life" during Depp when Our Wife must have told him that she wanted a open marriage.

Probably because she wasn't getting enough attention from him due to all the long-ass streams he was doing.

I know he said it had nothing to do with Our Wife, but he was probably lying.

If Rekieta the liar said it had nothing to do with bug-eyes you can take it to the bank that it was all about bug-eyes.

 

[200MB]

Something I just want to get back in people's minds while discussing what type of person Nick was and how much of it is an act vs him changing. His activities before YouTube and relation with Dick Masterson is something I had zero knowledge of before this was posted and it completely changed my perspective on Nick. I'll let OPs words speak for themselves.

Something I have not seen mentioned in this thread is that Nick apparently had a hand in getting Jesse from podawfuls patreon taken down a few years back, for calling one of Dicks friends a nigger. Perhaps this was brought up earlier in the thread though, I only started reading awhile after the Depp coverage.

 

[Swole McPole]

My guess is that it went down like this:

Our Wife & Coomalot in one room

Rackets & Sally in one room

Sally's husband on the couch watching a game.

Sally's posted repeatedly about her cuckold husband's erectile dysfunction, so you've got to assume that she's promised to show him some tips in respect of how he might be able to please his wife by getting it semi-erect.

Of course, before that could happen, Nick would first have to stop drinking, and NOBODY tells Nick Rekieta what to do.
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He's hoping the additional stimuli of having his first female partner outside of the marriage might work it's magic .(I also strongly suspect he's let Drex fuck him in the ass -- Drex would just love to work out his racial animus on Nick's rectum. All those years, pretending to be his friend just so he has access to the white upper-middle class and a possible escape out of Niggertown.) Perhaps Nick thought that the prostate stimulation might help him get it up again after all these years? Perhaps he just has a yen for big black cock? Why else would you keep that dimwitted porch monkey around?

But at the end of the day, physiology is physiology. I don't believe his impotence has a psychological root -- rather, it's caused by the enormous amounts of alcohol he puts away every day and every night.

The whole thing would be tragic if it wasn't so fucking hilarious.

 

[simple seed farmer]

I think it all ties back to the "worst day of his life" during Depp when Our Wife must have told him that she wanted a open marriage.

Probably because she wasn't getting enough attention from him due to all the long-ass streams he was doing.

I know he said it had nothing to do with Our Wife, but he was probably lying.

The MDMA usefits in with this tbh. It causes the user to become more horny and feel more open to others and a greater enjoyment of physical sensations.