Nurse practitioner delusion / "Noctors" / "Midlevel staff" - Nurses get a 1 year degree and start thinking they are better than doctors

[Aunt Carol]

This one bitch put me on anti-psychotics and quoted Semi-charmed life.

...the part about not doing meth? I'm really stumped at what part of that song is good patient education.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

...the part about not doing meth? I'm really stumped at what part of that song is good patient education.

Crashing and falling asleep during sex? Uh good sleep hygiene, only fall face down on the mattress for sleep and for sex. No lying awake in there doing lines...or...yeah.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The local college nursing program is having another meltdown.

Due to an error, the instructors* weren't weighing the grades correctly, and didn't notice. So...more than a few students went from having a B to failing. The program director has said it's the students' responsibility to ensure their grade is correct.

This was decided the day after the final day to drop classes, in what I'm sure is a coincidental timing.

*instructors have insisted they be called facilitators; the students are responsible for learning the content.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I've come bearing another story of nurses in college.

Today, at a faculty event, a nursing instructor decided to pick a fight with their dean over the instructor telling all of their students to get disability accomodations... despite not having disabilities (so they could be given extra time on exams*).

This would be illegal. For everyone.

*Even though the professor could just give them extra time, but chose...not to?

In a terrifying, but fascinating, shock: the nursing professors are now just telling students to doctor shop until they find one that signs the disability paper to get extra time. And while my source thought this was a solo professor, it seems to be faculty-wide.

Again, this is a practice test for an eventual test that *is* timed, but these professors do not need to make their tests timed. They are encouraging students to get a diagnosis that allows for the college disability center to grant them extra time on tests.

As someone with ADHD, who used those resources, I'm sickened to know that they're pushing students to waste these resources, and doctors' time. Not to mention it makes ADHD look fake. But as a drama lover, in giddy with how batshit retarded this move is.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

As someone with ADHD, who used those resources, I'm sickened to know that they're pushing students to waste these resources, and doctors' time.

You also used a fake disability to get special treatment though.

 

[Aunt Carol]

In a terrifying, but fascinating, shock: the nursing professors are now just telling students to doctor shop until they find one that signs the disability paper to get extra time. And while my source thought this was a solo professor, it seems to be faculty-wide.

If they're dumb enough to do this in writing, someone might tattle to the state Board of Nursing. It probably wouldn't affect the program, but most of the instructors should have licenses.

 

[Christopher Robin]

Hello Dr Nuse.

Lets take a closer look at a growing issue. NPs (and the various different versions of this) are now getting Doctorates in being an NP, and they are starting to use this as a way to claim the title of 'Doctor' to purposefully mislead patients. This is of course due to their incredible inferiority complex and desire to be seen as the same as actual educated Doctors.

"""Dr""" Jakeyla Reed is one of these people.

"Well she seems to know her stuff. She has done a Doctorate. That involved doing a Thesis!" Lets take a look at that amazing Thesis of hers.



Why am I not surprised that she is only interested in African Americans? No matter, what is it actually about? 70 pages seems pretty short for a PhD earning thesis, so there must be some good content and research done within.



Hrm..interesting use of AAVE (African-American Vernacular English for those of you without a PhD), certainly fits the research theme. It's a nice touch.

Anyway to cut to the chase, here is her actual research:
1) 18 nurses (4 of them on zoom) answer a quiz on Diabetes
2) They listen to the enlightened Jakeyla Reed give a 30 minutes power point presentation on diabetes.
3) The 18 nurses then do the SAME test again
4) She records the difference in their scores.
5) That is it
6) That is the thesis
7) It took 18 months

Conclusion of this groundbreaking study? Believe it or not, after looking at slides that coach you on the answers to questions you have already seen, if you immediately do the questions again after the presentation, you will do better.

By the way, this whopping 70 page thesis is really actually only 35 pages of content (with the others being Her powerpoint deck, references, acknowledgements, etc etc).
Those 35 pages of content are actually 13 pages of new 'research' and analysis of this 'research' when you consider that the other 22 pages are basically entry level lit reviews in the introduction that a first year undergraduate would be able to do.

You can read this PhD thesis yourself here

 

[GenociderSyo]

Lets take a closer look at a growing issue. NPs (and the various different versions of this) are now getting Doctorates in being an NP, and they are starting to use this as a way to claim the title of 'Doctor' to purposefully mislead patients. This is of course due to their incredible inferiority complex and desire to be seen as the same as actual educated Doctors.

This is exactly why I tell people not to call me Doctor with a PHD. All it does is mislead and confuse people to think you are a medical doctor because that is what doctor means to people.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

By the way, this whopping 70 page thesis is really actually only 35 pages of content (with the others being Her powerpoint deck, references, acknowledgements, etc etc).
Those 35 pages of content are actually 13 pages of new 'research' and analysis of this 'research' when you consider that the other 22 pages are basically entry level lit reviews in the introduction that a first year undergraduate would be able to do.

Anyone with a white collar job puts more effort into day to day work projects than this dumb nigger put into her PhD thesis. Who are the monkeys who passed her?

 

[NoReturn]

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Lets take a closer look at a growing issue. NPs (and the various different versions of this) are now getting Doctorates in being an NP, and they are starting to use this as a way to claim the title of 'Doctor' to purposefully mislead patients. This is of course due to their incredible inferiority complex and desire to be seen as the same as actual educated Doctors.

"""Dr""" Jakeyla Reed is one of these people.
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Privated her account:

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I hate how NPs are all you get at urgent cares nowadays.

Edit: I mean this jawdroppingly stupid woman is an NP.

https://www.youtube.com/user/hkitty1122

She has earned a whole barn at Gossip Bakery:

HKitty1122 / HKittyVlogs

Hkitty1122 Pt 14,HKitty1122: Stressed, Blessed and Food Obsessed but it's okay Mommy Dearest Knows Best Pt 11,NotSoKetoKitty hkittyvlogs Pt2

thegossipbakery.forumcommunity.net

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

How much you want to bet that is plagiarized? Dissertations (not PhD thesis. A thesis is for Masters) should not have this little original research to it. She was likely a token graduate rather than someone with substance. That or a Doctorate in Nursing Practice is worthless as a standard for one's capability (it is). 18 nurses is not a large enough sample group for any type of research outside of the rarest n<30 diseases.

 

[GenociderSyo]

How much you want to bet that is plagiarized? Dissertations (not PhD thesis. A thesis is for Masters) should not have this little original research to it. She was likely a token graduate rather than someone with substance. That or a Doctorate in Nursing Practice is worthless as a standard for one's capability (it is). 18 nurses is not a large enough sample group for any type of research outside of the rarest n<30 diseases.

So a DNP is not a PHD at all. Its more like a Psyd. There is no dissertation really at all its more informal.

 

[std::string]

So a DNP is not a PHD at all. Its more like a Psyd. There is no dissertation really at all its more informal.

Yeah, those getting a PhD in Nursing (which is pretty rare) would be the ones doing an actual disso.

Residents are now forced to do a QI paper but at least that has to be done in a clinical setting. You can't just give patient education to your colleagues (what) and make an already pointless exercise even more pointless.

 

[NoReturn]

I hate how NPs are all you get at urgent cares nowadays.

Edit: I mean this jawdroppingly stupid woman is an NP.

https://www.youtube.com/user/hkitty1122

She has earned a whole barn at Gossip Bakery:

HKitty1122 / HKittyVlogs

Hkitty1122 Pt 14,HKitty1122: Stressed, Blessed and Food Obsessed but it's okay Mommy Dearest Knows Best Pt 11,NotSoKetoKitty hkittyvlogs Pt2

thegossipbakery.forumcommunity.net

 

[CiaphasCain]

This is exactly the same as when someone wants to be a police officer but they're far too stupid to be one, so they become a low tier security guard and pretend to be a cop.

A worse example of practitioner delusion would be people who volunteer. I knew a guy years ago who was a volunteer ambulance driver but he would tell everyone that he was a paramedic. Personally I would say that the whole medical scene is riddled with low rate wannabes, I've met stretcher bearers at Football games who act like they're combat medics. The British NHS has a lot of volunteer staff who consider themselves to be on-par with nurses and doctors despite having zero authority or clearance to do anything.

 

[Dan Abrams]

I'm getting old and my coworkers keep asking me when I'll go to NP school. The answer is no because I'm not gonna get in to debt to pretend to be a doctor for not that much more money.

 

[NoReturn]

Incroyable

This lady, though. This one I like.

 

[Catmannjew]

Without pl too much, at work, a coworker and myself ended up in a discussion with someone above us. She just took their national exam (again.) We were both throwing the idea around to eventually just go to school to np.

We were told where to go for the most money and work as a physician. All of these 'helpful' tips instead of anything abound the job.

 

[std::string]

I'm getting old and my coworkers keep asking me when I'll go to NP school. The answer is no because I'm not gonna get in to debt to pretend to be a doctor for not that much more money.

Currently it's a pretty bad idea to go into it for the money. NP salaries are going to start crashing pretty soon because there was a huge wave of RNs who enrolled in NP programs to get out of bedside during COVID hell.

Hospital admin currently rubbing their greedy little paws together since I know they know this too.

This also comes at a time when many EM physicians I know are leaving the field and there aren't many residents slotting into EM residencies because they know the future doesn't look great. So how about increasing the scope of midlevels to fill the gap? I'm sure people with no prior healthcare experience who did a direct entry FNP program can do RSIs and paras and thoras without anything going wrong. Things are gonna be wild.