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Admiral Throbnelius said:
Right now the most likely scenario I find is his mom did have her own social media accounts but after getting doxxed Lucas either took control of them or has heavy oversight (maybe it is a scenario where she still is the primary user but Lucas the login). Again, I remember a post early in the forum where Lucas talks about how we got doxx info from his mom's accounts and he had to intervene to do some damage control.
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God you're fucking right! I was watching a MATI rerun today and Keffals blatantly said that he locked down his mom's facebook account. I wonder if the twitter account got messed with then.
Here it is timestamped at the mention.
 
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janedoe said:
here's an autistic doodle of lucas i did on my phone

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fun fact about this shitty drawing. i drew this before the twitch candids of lucas's body was revealed. i was making an educated guess that he had that awful neck and back posture. so i lost my shit laughing when it was confirmed from those pictures, and that null uses the term eunich hunch.

trannies are so fucking predictable, and lucas is no exception. of course a faggot whose twitter ratios is the only thing keeping him from 41%ing would have awful back posture.
 
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Big moth tiddies said:
God you're fucking right! I was watching a MATI rerun today and Keffals blatantly said that he locked down his mom's facebook account. I wonder if the twitter account got messed with then.
Here it is timestamped at the mention.
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I don't see a reason why he wouldn't lock down all of her accounts unless his opsec is as shitty as OrsonZedd's. :story:
 
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Do you guys really think Lucas would retweet a chihuahua video?
 
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A1 Steak Sauce said:
Heard this thread was content deprived, so I went to the content store and picked this up:
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I didn’t know the Buffalo Bills were transphobic. Lucas also doesn’t cover those bills anymore because of PTSD. All he does is play vidya and poorly react to videos. I know what Cathy is referring to with “sausage videos” and it’s just really bad cooking videos. I will not link any of these because they trigger my PTSD. Back to the tweet thread, maybe Lucas shouldn’t have bragged about taking away Destiny’s primary source of income, even if he followed it up with a weak “i didn’t report anything”. Lucas will be back for the money, he does not care about the trans community at large.
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Using Mummy's account, so he can re-write his own history in third person, making it marginally less obvious that it's all self-fellating fantasy. Similar vibe to when Ralph posts about what an awesome, considerate, well-groomed, sober, totally grease-free bf he is, from May's account.
 
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Do you guys really think Lucas would retweet a chihuahua video?
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Wasn't his animal rape target a barky Mexican dog too? By that, I certainly can't say no to your question. I'm not necessarily saying yes but we definitely have evidence he might.
 
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Table Country said:
And I said
"Oh no sir
I must say you're wrong..."
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Getting to the roots of Lucas's fucked up psychology here, seeing those pics of Cathy. The deranged fuck is literally trying to become his mother, it's like he models what he thinks a woman is from her.
It's creepy as fucking hell.
I wonder how long he's been doing this.
Would not surprise me if they had a Chris and Barb relationship tbh. I'm not even being ironic.

I guess they used to reject AGPs back when this was made.
 
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I bet the best part of rehab is having a captive audience who's never heard your lies, so you get 6+ weeks of telling them how great and successful you are. Lucas gets to re-tell the whole story of being victimized, restructuring the internet against all odds, and winning 100K of free money for being the bravest woman you junkies will ever meet. Being in rehab is just a small pothole on the highway of my stardom, and you get to wave as I drive by!

I'm sure this will do wonders for the ego.
 
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Haramburger said:
I bet the best part of rehab is having a captive audience who's never heard your lies, so you get 6+ weeks of telling them how great and successful you are. Lucas gets to re-tell the whole story of being victimized, restructuring the internet against all odds, and winning 100K of free money for being the bravest woman you junkies will ever meet. Being in rehab is just a small pothole on the highway of my stardom, and you get to wave as I drive by!

I'm sure this will do wonders for the ego.
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If I had to go through heroin withdrawal locked in a building with Lucas bleating on about his "story" and how he's some kind of fucking heroic icon of resistance to the Chuds I'd probably end up shanking the bastard with a sharpened toothbrush.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
If I had to go through heroin withdrawal locked in a building with Lucas bleating on about his "story" and how he's some kind of fucking heroic icon of resistance to the Chuds I'd probably end up shanking the bastard with a sharpened toothbrush.
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Would be the easiest defense in court, just show 10 mins of Lucas being "funny" and "edgy" on YouTube and not only wouldn't you get convicted, you might get a medal and a statue for doing something great for the community.
 
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I can only hope the poor shrink responsible for Lucas's rehab is paid well because listening to his montonous voice and dead air as his AGP hormone fried brain tries to put together a coherent thought must be fucking painful. To this day I can't believe Lucas's streams feel so slow on something as fast as x4 speed.
 
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