Lolcow John Peisithanatos/John Deathspell/john gilley/john eugene/simon cartwright - nazi metal edgelord wannabe poet who hates trolls

[CatParty]

https://www.facebook.com/deathsspell818666
https://www.facebook.com/simon.cartwright666
http://fubar.com/3173484
https://www.instagram.com/der_engel_des_todes/

http://www.lulu.com/shop/john-gille...ems-2005-2015/paperback/product-22562610.html

http://peisithanatosofficial.bravesites.com/
https://www.facebook.com/Peisithanatos-194035944022866
http://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Peisithanatos/429596

https://plus.google.com/116385424976689833268

http://www.storenvy.com/JohnPeisithanat
http://whoisabout.org/John-Deathspell/116385424976689833268

DICK PIC
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http://simoncartwrightpoems.blogspot.com/
https://archive.is/4JtI2

 

[ActualKiwi]

He looks like he could crawl in his crawl, and may or may not have non-healing wounds.

 

[QE 757]

He tattooed a swastika on his forehead? kek. Extreme metalheads = lolcow potential.

He's one of those "bedroom depressive black metal" artists:
https://www.reverbnation.com/peisithanatosfff

 

[ERROR_ENTRY]

The only thing face tattoos say to me are 'I'm going to be unemployed forever'.

 

[PerhapsGlowing]

He's like an edgy teenager who never grew out of his tormented artist wannabe phase.

http://waffen-schwarze-metal.blogspot.com/2012/12/a-interview-with-peisithanatos.html

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3KOBOaYjVEpWHStmhpJ0WQ

 

[The Grimace]

First pic reminds me of Charles Manson

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

He looks fifty but types like a 12 year old.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Is everything this nigga post tl:dr?

 

[chimpburgers]

Hipster faggot, nazi and edgelord rolled into one autistic package. Great.

 

[Bokrug's Basement]

Looks like you'd need a tetanus vaccination to be within a few feet of him.

 

[ASU]

Goddamn. That first pic looks exactly like a friend of mine from high school, minus the tattoos.

It's like seeing a cow doppleganger.

 

[Tranhuviya]

He's covered in Nazi symbols, so I'm guessing he's not European.

Spoiler

-The Wolfsangel, which seems to change cheeks. Are these permanent tattoos?
-The Schwarzesonne, on his left and right hands interchangeably. What tipped me off to the Nazi occultist angle.
-A broken Sun Cross, forehead. This one in particular seems to be fading.

He also has some Runic (Futhark? Not sure if Elder or Younger) script on his arms and neck, though they're too indistinct to actually read.

 

[Quijibo69]

He needs tattoos on his tattoos with tattoos.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

That's just... too easy.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Is that a Moonblood t-shirt he's wearing in the last pic? I think it is.

Moonblood, incidentally, are one of those obscure Black Metal bands who, thinking that selling records was selloutism, only released stuff on vinyl limited to 666 (natch) copies per release.

I just read the interview with him. He reckons that Black Metal should be heard by one person only at a time because that's how you stick it to TEH JOOS. Also, I've just listened to some of his stuff. He's gone down the whole "good production is SELLOUTISM" road with it. It's like an accident in a Ryvita factory.

He also did a split with another depressive Black Metal "horde" called Whispersorrow. Here is its cover art. How art thou autismal, let me count the ways...

Tl;dr - What a wanker.

 

[WWWWolf]

-The Wolfsangel, which seems to change cheeks. Are these permanent tattoos?
-The Schwarzesonne, on his left and right hands interchangeably.

The first photo is flipped horizontally.

Don't care what anyone says, Chris-level approach to photography = definite grounds to suspect lolcowery.

 

[DZ 305]

"I'm not being an asshole guys, I'm just telling it like it is without being PC. Please notice how bold I am"

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

From what I can tell from those pics, he lives out in the boonies.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Because this thread needs it.

Also as to this guy jesus christ what a sperg. The tatts, the attitude, the obscure band.

He's not a deathmetal head. He's a fucking Metal Hipster.

 

[CatParty]