Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

[PBR Streetgang]

Madonna peaked I think around Vogue, then shortly after, Rain. I literally can't think of any other Madonna song off the top of my head. But I'm pretty sure most people would associate Madonna with Vogue. You may say Material Girl right? But that era and that image and sound during the 80's, I will absolutely fuck up sometimes and think it was Cindi Lauper that did that song. It's so far removed from the most notable image of Madonna in my mind it may as well be another person.

Fr. When people talk about ray of light or whatever I'm like lol ok, but Madonna peaked waaaaaay before that random club garbage

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Haven't fully read through the thread yet so my bad if someone else had made this point, but I think the one of the reasons people give Madonna so much shit for her surgery (besides the fact that it looks awful) is that she's always been so fucking unpleasant. At the risk of sounding like a baby, she's always come off mean and pretentious and plenty of people have stories about her being a raging bitch to back that impression up so of course people want bad things to happen to her and relish in it when they do. (Plus the comments she made years ago about fat people being unpleasant to look at resurfacing gave people even more reason to shit on her for her perceived hypocrisy, which I mean...she was right, but look at you now sis.)

In comparison, look at Pamela Anderson. She and Madonna are similar in that they built a lot of their careers on sex appeal and then got some iffy surgery to try and keep their looks up, but Pam comes off as a nice person so people give her more leeway.

If we want to keep it within the music industry, I think a good comparison would be Dolly Parton.
Dolly has had a lot of work done and hasn’t ever denied it from what I’ve seen, but no one gives her shit about it. She’s also, by all accounts, a lovely human being.
Madonna is just ugly inside and out and it really shows.

 

[870EVO]

Dolly has had a lot of work done and hasn’t ever denied it from what I’ve seen, but no one gives her shit about it. She’s also, by all accounts, a lovely human being.

When I was a teen decades ago. I saw Dolly Parton for the first time. In a movie. I thought she was way younger. But in that movie she was already 38. Probably didn't help I was a horny teen at the time, and thought she was hot as hell.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

If we want to keep it within the music industry, I think a good comparison would be Dolly Parton.
Dolly has had a lot of work done and hasn’t ever denied it from what I’ve seen, but no one gives her shit about it. She’s also, by all accounts, a lovely human being.
Madonna is just ugly inside and out and it really shows.

Cher's another good comparison. Her plastic surgery is as horrifying as Madonna's, but everyone still loves her and she is still successful as a legacy artist.

 

[MadStan]

I liked the Ray of Light album.
She was older;. Looked good; had matured and the vocals and lyrics were excellent. I sort of felt like Madonna was growing with my generation.

After that: she went backwards or something else.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

If we want to keep it within the music industry, I think a good comparison would be Dolly Parton.
Dolly has had a lot of work done and hasn’t ever denied it from what I’ve seen, but no one gives her shit about it. She’s also, by all accounts, a lovely human being.
Madonna is just ugly inside and out and it really shows.

Dolly Parton is also a very real person.

She grew up poor af in the Kentucky “hollers”, left home at 17 to pursue her dream of singing in Nashville, has only been with her husband (I know, it defies her bimbo persona, but she’s deeply religious), and keeps it real AF when it comes to the work she’s had done, even makes self deprecating jokes about it… she also has actual talent, can write a song without help, and has co-written massive hits with other legends.
Her more bluegrass-y albums (The Grass is Blue, Halos and Horns and Little Sparrow) are absolutely MAGNIFICENT (seriously, if her cover of The Eagles’ “7 Bridges Road” off of Little Sparrow doesn't do something to your soul, you might be a robot…..the whole album is * chefs kiss*)…..


Madonna and Dolly aren’t even in the same league, let alone on the same level.


Yes I’m a huge Dolly Parton fan, and I’ll totally fight you. And Madonna

 

[Free the Pedos]

Dolly Parton is also a very real person.

She grew up poor af in the Kentucky “hollers”, left home at 17 to pursue her dream of singing in Nashville, has only been with her husband (I know, it defies her bimbo persona, but she’s deeply religious), and keeps it real AF when it comes to the work she’s had done, even makes self deprecating jokes about it… she also has actual talent, can write a song without help, and has co-written massive hits with other legends.
Her more bluegrass-y albums (The Grass is Blue, Halos and Horns and Little Sparrow) are absolutely MAGNIFICENT (seriously, if her cover of The Eagles’ “7 Bridges Road” off of Little Sparrow doesn't do something to your soul, you might be a robot…..the whole album is * chefs kiss*)…..


Madonna and Dolly aren’t even in the same league, let alone on the same level.


Yes I’m a huge Dolly Parton fan, and I’ll totally fight you. And Madonna

It’s telling that Dolly Parton has legions of fans from all walks of life who would take a bullet for her, and Madonna has some Gen X gay guys with Peter Pan syndrome who remember taking their first E to ‘Like A Prayer.’

 

[870EVO]

New gossip coming out. If it's true. Fucking ewwww

Things are going to get really awkward when this permanent A list singer sees that her ex is dating the singer's daughter.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

New gossip coming out. If it's true. Fucking ewwww

Do you recall where you heard/saw that juicy tidbit? I don’t doubt you one bit (especially considering the matriarchal degeneracy at play here), I’m just clamoring to follow up on that and there’s a lot of chaff to sort thru to try and get there, and I’m an impatient, gossipy harpy after all

Boundary issues in this family are probably the least of their concerns…..@MarkAntony originally cited controlling behavior by Madonna as a parent (Lola’s own words) and obvious jealousy of her daughter….and then these cringy, manipulative things happen:

Madonna 'upstages' Lourdes as she photoshops herself into daughter's sexy shoot

Never one to be outdone, Madonna photoshopped herself into her model daughter Lourdes' racy shoot for PAPER magazine - but fans were not impressed

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BRUH

It hurts to look at this pic….Lola looks like the last bit of light in her soul is quietly sputtering out, and Madonna looks like an insensate, vampiric succubus…..

First it’s the photobombing, next thing you know, your mom is skinwalking in your actual skin….narcissist mothers, amirite?


Speaking of ol’ Lola….did you guys know she’s made some sort of super sad sack attempt at a music career or something?…. Looks like the EP was released to precisely * zero * fanfare and, uh…a “mixed”reception, if I’m being generous (for once….look at me, growing!)

The release occurred in August ‘22, which was the beginning of the Tranny Tantrums/Keffals Kalamity iirc; Lola’s primordial audio stew flogged to life by mommy’s money and corporate influence album/EP was the last thing on our radar She also records under the name “Lolahol” instead of Lourdes Leon, which I instantly hate for some reason….adopting that stage name has not distanced her from her mother’s career/influence/legacy/clutches either, so it just feels like failure with extra pretentious steps.

It’s pretty rare that someone’s nickname/stage name/moniker is 1,000x lamer than their legal name or sounds like some cheap Tranny-inspired club liquor, but here we are….
(Seriously, “Lolahol” sounds like something that Troons do shots of at a club to feel more stealth and gender euphoric, but I digress)

The music is vapid, evokes no feeling whatsoever, and the songs never climax/climb/peak/go fucking anywhere. Like it’s so inoffensive and uninteresting that it’s actually somehow insulting?…. The lyrics are so fucking bad they make Amberlynn Reid’s “Rain And Petals Eavesdrop” nonsense seem incredibly deep and profound in comparison, which is truly something….In fact, I would argue that Amberlynn could write a better (but not by much) set of lyrics in a head-to-head contest. At least ALR’s work would only leave me cringing instead of rolling my eyes so hard that I become the center of some space-time vortex or start folding space without Spice Melange…..

Actually, I’m not really sure LoLaHoL’s songs have or get to any sort of point or artistic statement either, kinda like some of my posts, but I’m probably just too obtuse to appreciate how nonexistent subtle her talent is….


But don’t take my word for it! I wouldn’t Experience LOLAHOL for yourself!


From the world-changing EP, “Go”:

“Lock and Key”
(More locks, less keys…..let’s lose this bitch…..Seriously….I don’t understand the schizophrenic process by which “Polly Pocket” and “Chemtrails” were woven into the same song, when the song itself is about neither Chemtrails nor Polly Pocket (or….anything?), but I’m here for the retardation….

Lolahol - Lock&Key (Official Video)

Lolahol - Lock&Keyhttps://chemicalx.ffm.to/lockandkeyVideo Credits -Director - Eartheater Producer - Eartheater Vision - Eartheater DP - MoshpxtEditing - Mos...

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“Not Pussy”
(can we just rename this one “Amhole”, since it’s “Not Pussy” but also a crime against humanity, like an Amhole is? Anyone who calls anything, even a song, “Not Pussy” has it coming, frankly)

Lolahol - Not Pussy (Official Full Stream)

Lolahol - Not Pussyhttps://chemicalx.ffm.to/lolaholgo2022 Chemical X

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(Pussy)


“Cuntradiction”
(Get it? Because her mom is a cunt and so is she? And besides being cunts, they both have cunts, and they want you to know that they have cunts between their legs….no, really, they do….they will even show you if you don’t believe them…..But there’s, like, so totally an intellectual and artistic point or whatever, so it’s a contradiction….but of cunts….so, CUNT-radiction….it’s different but the same….and it’s the sameness that makes it so fundamentally different….and it’s the huge differences that make it exactly the goddamn same ….it’s so hard to grasp this incredibly profound wordplay….a veritable cunt-acopia of thoughts so deep they seem retarded….I’m just reeling….several people had to spoon feed me little bits at a time so I could grasp the full picture and not catastrophically stroke out trying to understand this, but it’s so amazing and glorious, I’m glad I did the mental gymnastics to get here!….how did she even come up with that?! Such edge, much wow)

Lolahol - Lock&Key (Official Video)

Lolahol - Lock&Keyhttps://chemicalx.ffm.to/lockandkeyVideo Credits -Director - Eartheater Producer - Eartheater Vision - Eartheater DP - MoshpxtEditing - Mos...

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“Giovanni’s Room”
Giovanni, bar the door.

Lolahol - Giovanni's Room (Official Full Stream)

Lolahol - Giovanni's Roomhttps://chemicalx.ffm.to/lolaholgo2022 Chemical X

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“Purple Apple”
“Fuck it off Fuck it off Fuck it off Fuck it off Fuck it off Fuck it off Fuck it off Fuck it off Fuck it off Fuck it off”

Purple Apple

Provided to YouTube by Mad Decent Protocol LLCPurple Apple · LolaholGo℗ 2022 Chemical X under exclusive license to Mad DecentReleased on: 2022-11-09Main Art...

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If the Lolahol EP only left you wanting more, you’re a certified masochist of the highest order , fear not! Here’s a bonus catastrophe collaboration:

J!mmy and Lolahol- “Love Me Still”
It’s very brave of J!mmy (who I’m convinced is computer generated or someone’s imaginary friend) to perform on his own career’s requiem mass, as a sacrificial stepping stone with an artist who’s mother was an icon inspiration commercial success back when Lassie was a pup

J!mmy & Lolahol - Love Me Still (Official Music Video)

J!mmy & Lolahol - Love Me Still Stream/Download: https://chemicalx.ffm.to/lovemestillSong Credits -Writer: J!mmy, LolaholProducer: Shirtlessbikeman, Hara Kir...

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[870EVO]

@Unabomber Eleven

It was found on CDAN. People were theorizing Lourdes and Sean Penn. There's a whole bunch of other gossip on Sean Penn over the years I won't go into here.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

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She’s got the face of a battered battleaxe, not gonna age well.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Lourdes has been doing ads for the cosmetics brand Make Up For Ever, they have a new foundation out, and she is one of the models.

 

[Tombigbee]

I guess she’s literally hooking up with Rocco’s (and/or David’s) friends and associates now:

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

@Unabomber Eleven

It was found on CDAN. People were theorizing Lourdes and Sean Penn. There's a whole bunch of other gossip on Sean Penn over the years I won't go into here.

Rumor is Penn is back together with Robin Wright, at least that's what I heard. Madonna's been with so many young "dancers" it wouldn't surprise me if one got with Lola though.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Madonna has the classic overly done plastic surgery look many famous or rich people get. They cant cope with aging. People who age naturally always look better. And dress their age/for their body. She looks honestly scary as hell.

 

[glass_houses]

Lourdes gives me the absolute creeps. Her eyes are empty. The way she's gone into 'modelling' makes me wonder if she feels like she only exists if someone is looking at her. Narc parents will often ignore their offspring for long periods of time in between bouts of intense, almost incestuous attention and focus. It makes it very hard for those children to develop their own personality and sense of self.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Lourdes gives me the absolute creeps. Her eyes are empty. The way she's gone into 'modelling' makes me wonder if she feels like she only exists if someone is looking at her. Narc parents will often ignore their offspring for long periods of time in between bouts of intense, almost incestuous attention and focus. It makes it very hard for those children to develop their own personality and sense of self.

I don't know why (because I don't follow her that closely) but it just seemed like she was really harsh with her bio kids and favored the adopteds, especially Mercy and David.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

lmao this bitch be lookin haggard yo

if this is what it takes to be a model then every other Guatemalan cleaning lady and Dominican nurse at an elder care facility is a model.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

I guess she’s literally hooking up with Rocco’s (and/or David’s) friends and associates now:

Boundaries? What the fuck are boundaries when your children are merely an extension of your ego and only serve to validate you? Do you think it’s wildly inappropriate for Madonna to sleep with her child’s friends? That’s very normie and vanilla and not how iconic artists roll. Free your mind, buzzkill.

And if Lola thought the photoshop-bombing was fun, just wait. Daughters of narcissistic mothers get extra special treatment….

My advice:



So it appears that Madonna is channeling her inner 90’s club kid while ingesting all her meds at once for this…look…..:

Those pink shorts are giving “there’s an adult diaper under here”….





Why don’t you tell us Madds, since you treat your kids like props instead of family?




Your hostage daughter looks thrilled here….



And for the love of fuck, don’t let your daughter wear cheap, synthetic wigs in public like this:


T A C K Y. (Not the daughters fault obviously)

If designer-EVERYTHING is good enough for you on your African Charity Tour a month or so ago, then you can spring for a wig that wasnt on clearance at Spirit Halloween for your daughter.

DoBetter

 

[Tombigbee]

Those twins freak me out most of all. The glimpses we had of Lola and Rocco as kids showed them as playful, silly, goofy - relatively normal. The twins are ALWAYS giving side eyes and ‘tude and posing and posturing alongside Madonna’s various acolytes and hangers-on. Rarely wearing normal kids clothes. They look like extremely bitchy spoiled teenagers and have since they were like seven years old.

Madonna got tons of attention for adopting David, she probably kept returning to that scenario to refill her narc supply but by the time of “the twins” her career was in freefall and no one cared anymore. That’s prob why she got twins (“I’ll adopt TWO Nigglings this time!”) But alas, they didn’t really garner her much attention. So she probably leaves them with nannies/Mercy/her entourage and leaves them to their own (rich girl) devices. Thus we see them DJing and aping the attitudes, dress, and manners of the people they see around their “mother’s” world. If Lola - who seemed to have a somewhat stable upbringing and a normal father - is this messed up, I feel like the twins are only going to be that much worse.