Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

What's Cyrax ever gonna do when Sally dies? Lolcows like Chris Chan or Daniel Larson for example begin to lose it when there is no parental authority present in their lives.
Big Ed's gonna take care of him of course, Raxx considers him his dad after all

You underestimate how seriously postal inspectors take their job. They have the same investigatory power as the FBI and they DO NOT fuck around.

I'm sure they do but there's things they legally can't do. Its more or less an open secret in the drug community that you send drugs through USPS and not Fedex/UPS because USPS doesn't open domestic mail without the police. Shit, personally I've gotten away with sending multi pound packages with 1 lb postage for years without getting any blowback, and that's as basic a check as it comes.
You're talking about millions of pieces of mail per day, by an organization that's effectively bankrupt.
 
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Remember that Gretchen got shitloads of death threats over the COVID mask mandate and the only people who were actually arrested were the nuts who literally created a plan on how to kidnap and execute her.
Out of 13 men “involved”, only two were convicted and one man found not guilty has said repeatedly that the FBI entrapped them. In fact, they were all acquitted in the first trial. It took a 2nd trial to convict the two who eventually were found guilty.

 
Akron PD is going to have a lot of pent up frustration dealing with mail shit and Cyrax's constant calling about internet people harassing him. They might come down hard on Marty IRL even if he doesn't do anything illegal just to try to get this shit to stop. Cops are insanely retarded and I don't put them over reacting to the stuff going down tonight.
 
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To be fair, Chance bricked his Xbox in an attempt to jailbreak it, it was already a grey area, is not like somebody broke into his house with a baseball bat and smashed it. With how smart Chance claims to be against the "crash test dummies" you'd think he would've seen it coming.

The letter is on a whole different league though, whoever did it is a massive faggot and hope he goes to jail forever for it but you just know Chance will blame it on Marty and Gloryhole anyways.
I wouldn't be surprised if he's already name dropped Marty and his trolls to the FBI.

Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if Cryax mailed this stuff to himself thinking he could get his trolls arrested. Can't really put anything past the little fucker.
 
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Out of 13 men “involved”, only two were convicted and one man found not guilty has said repeatedly that the FBI entrapped them. In fact, they were all acquitted in the first trial. It took a 2nd trial to convict the two who eventually were found guilty.

Yeah, now imagine how how hard it is to establish a case for a tard that sent flour to troll another retard for internet clout.
 
Not very hard at all. It’s laid out in the law pretty explicitly. Up to 10 years in jail if convicted.

Yeah, so a,b & d rquire you to establish intent. Any good lawyer can probably bring up a lack of prior history of doing this stuff and the fact that the guy intentionally didn't put anything lethal as a lack of intent.

You can probably get them on c, but that would have to go to court if you want actual jail time (and its only 10 years if its a federal officer). That would bring into court all of Chance's previous trollings and the judge/jury would have to likely determine if Chance/Sally reasonably thought it was credible considering he gets told to kill himself all the time by people due to his internet history. Remember that these things take a time and resources on behalf of the courts, which means its unlikely a DA is going to do it.
Best case is maybe the guy gets a fine if everyone goes through the effort of filing the paperwork.

Look at the larger at the larger picture. We're in a fucked court system today that prioritizes not jailing people to the point where in states in CA/NY, you can literally almost kill a person and be let off without bond. Unless the guy's living in a deep red state and is a minority, no one's going to have the hate boner to go through all the effort.
 
Microsoft sell you a debug mode for 20 dollars built into the console. It can't play pirated games but it lets you install home brew. I wouldn't call jail breaking a device you own to be a grey area. I bought the device, I can do whatever the fuck I want with it. If you disagree then fuck you give me all your shit because if I don't own my devices neither do you and then it's a free for all like a nigger looting spree.
I call it a grey area because if they are being corporate niggers, then pirating games or trying to jailbreak the device could also be considered being a nigger. Cyrax is an honorary nigger, can't buy a game because he has no job and any money he has comes from Hacking or Sally's SSI.

If you are going to play "who wants to be the bigger nigger" with corporations that's fine but you are doing to them the same thing they do to you. The hwhyte man's move would be to not play the game at all.
 
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I was watching Gloryholes video on the mail incident, went down and looked at the comments, anyone notice how many middle aged Karen looking women watch Raxx content?

Not really anything astute, just a random observation. I guess since Jerry is off the air this is the next best thing for them. Probably from based shamans audience.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if he's already name dropped Marty and his trolls to the FBI.

Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if Cryax mailed this stuff to himself thinking he could get his trolls arrested. Can't really put anything past the little fucker.
He definitely did and Marty would be a suspect if he did that or not. When you start fucking with people online and open your streams to randos you're getting tarred with the same brush.
I propose A-logs law.
Whatever sticks is good but personally I would go with Cobe's law after CobraJFS. If you name it after someone who's almost as bad as the cow they troll it doesn't have quite the same meaning. Complete fuck ups going after random autists online to ruin their lives because their own is so shit has more impact when the victim isn't Chris chan or a goblin pedophile.

Call it kiwi's law after so many threads turn into retards fed posting over stuff they read in the intro post 5 years out of date and want to run gay ops.
 
I was watching Gloryholes video on the mail incident, went down and looked at the comments, anyone notice how many middle aged Karen looking women watch Raxx content?

Not really anything astute, just a random observation. I guess since Jerry is off the air this is the next best thing for them. Probably from based shamans audience.
There's some random black dude who streams lolcow content, and one of his mods is a middle aged woman who started to talk to Cyraxx (for shits and giggles), and he jumped immediately to sending her dick pics.

He has Facebook moms coddling his delusions, and middle aged woman who absolutely hate him. A very strange observation indeed.
 
The retard that did this commited a federal crime, so state law and the state justice system won't matter. He will (most likely) be arrested by federal cops and a federal judge will set bond and he will be processed through the federal system.

State law enforcement may help locate and arrest him (federal warrant issued, state/local traffic stop), but he will be turned over to the feds, as the crime is in federal jurisdiction.

Most likely, nothing will happen.
Yeah, so a,b & d rquire you to establish intent. Any good lawyer can probably bring up a lack of prior history of doing this stuff and the fact that the guy intentionally didn't put anything lethal as a lack of intent.

You can probably get them on c, but that would have to go to court if you want actual jail time (and its only 10 years if its a federal officer). That would bring into court all of Chance's previous trollings and the judge/jury would have to likely determine if Chance/Sally reasonably thought it was credible considering he gets told to kill himself all the time by people due to his internet history. Remember that these things take a time and resources on behalf of the courts, which means its unlikely a DA is going to do it.
Best case is maybe the guy gets a fine if everyone goes through the effort of filing the paperwork.

Look at the larger at the larger picture. We're in a fucked court system today that prioritizes not jailing people to the point where in states in CA/NY, you can literally almost kill a person and be let off without bond. Unless the guy's living in a deep red state and is a minority, no one's going to have the hate boner to go through all the effort.
 
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Gotta be LoGatto's law
"If one wishes to troll a cow, one must be aware that they themselves are just as socially and morally reprehensible as said cow."

I think a philosophical razor is a better fit too because it "shaves off" complex and unlikely explanations as to why trolls do what they do. Q: Why do trolls do what they do? A: Because they are just as, if not more, retarded as the cows they troll.
LoGatto's Razor.
 
Nothing will come of this. Probably be forgotten in like a week. Whoever did it, is a moron, but I think getting entirely invested in it and the outcome is kind of a waste of time.


More excited to see what happens when Marty Shows up in Akron tonight
 
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