Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Before I comment further on this, I have to say I find interesting how she generally refers to her body as if it's a separate entity from her. She says "traveling in a bigger body" like she's a goddess that's been reincarnated as a fatso. Probably a coping mechanism to deal with the fact that she did this to herself.
As @beanbag in a hurry stated, this is very common amongst the fatty crowd, and seen in the larger woke/queer group as well. Everything is bodies divorced from the self— “black bodies”, “visibly trans” “living in a fat body”, etc.

Note to fat people, Anna included:

YOU ARE YOUR BODY.

You are not a brain in a jar that was somehow assigned the Six Hundred Special. For a bunch of malingering malcontents, they don’t seem to grasp the mind-body-behavior connection.
 
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As @beanbag in a hurry stated, this is very common amongst the fatty crowd, and seen in the larger woke/queer group as well. Everything is bodies divorced from the self— “black bodies”, “visibly trans” “living in a fat body”, etc.

Note to fat people, Anna included:

YOU ARE YOUR BODY.

You are not a brain in a jar that was somehow assigned the Six Hundred Special. For a bunch of malingering malcontents, they don’t seem to grasp the mind-body-behavior connection.
They all imagine themselves being as this waif of a whisper constantly falling through the floor boards because that's how dainty their soul is.
So fatphobic, omg.
 
She finally did a post to her travel youtube.
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I love how she says she buys TWO seats just because SOMETIMES she doesn’t fit into one… bitch, what? There is no universe in which a 500 lb woman with massive hips and thighs fits into one seat, even in first class!! I’m pretty sure she needs 3 seats in economy, honestly, to even remotely fit.

I continue to be in awe of the delusion this woman possesses every day. She really thinks people see her as a slightly chubby goddess that has such an amazing life as a jet sitter and influencer. Anyone with eyes and a brain can see this woman is fatter than holy hell, is miserable and lonely 24/7 and has eaten herself into a hole that only Jesus and an industrial crane could pull her out of. THE FUCKING DELUSION!!!
 
She finally did a post to her travel youtube.
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Oh, Anna. You rich, entitled, oblivious white lady.

Yes, people are making fun of of you, or horrified of your body, in their native language. You have not encountered many travel problems as a behemoth, because you can simply throw money at issues that would cause another fat to die, suffer, or be unable to complete a leg of a trip.

Her example of brushing off a scuba trip weight limit because she feels she can totally pull herself back onto the boat so no problemo, Jose? The number of assumptions here is astonishing. First: even if this is true - what is the fucking weight limit of the boat ladder? Will your seven hundred pounds rip it right off the boat, leaving you to make the world's largest cannonball back into the ocean?

Also, a lot of these scuba adventures mean they leave you out to swim for at least thirty minutes, if not an hour. For these longer durations, sure, they give you a life vest. But they definitely won't have one in Anna size. So you're going to be able to paddle around and not get swept away from the vicinity of the boat for an hour, with no vest, and then have the strength to pull your whole bulk onto the boat without assistance? You can't even film yourself standing for 30 seconds without running out of breath. And even with a whole boat crew of fit Mexican guys, they will not be able to assist you. Especially if you rup the ladder off the boat.

Speaking of the boat: weight limits. They factor in the crew, the supplies, and maybe 200 pounds per fat American guest. What happens to the weight limit of the boat when one fat American is the size of four fat Americans?

Finally: she can't push that little wagon full of hair crap out of the shot? She did that video in like ten separate filming sessions. She was too lazy to move the cart on one of her ten sitting / eating / breathing breaks?

ETA: I also think she no longer books first class since United started making first class pods instead of seats. She knows she can't fit in the pods.
 
Oh, Anna. You rich, entitled, oblivious white lady.

Yes, people are making fun of of you, or horrified of your body, in their native language. You have not encountered many travel problems as a behemoth, because you can simply throw money at issues that would cause another fat to die, suffer, or be unable to complete a leg of a trip.

Her example of brushing off a scuba trip weight limit because she feels she can totally pull herself back onto the boat so no problemo, Jose? The number of assumptions here is astonishing. First: even if this is true - what is the fucking weight limit of the boat ladder? Will your seven hundred pounds rip it right off the boat, leaving you to make the world's largest cannonball back into the ocean?

Also, a lot of these scuba adventures mean they leave you out to swim for at least thirty minutes, if not an hour. For these longer durations, sure, they give you a life vest. But they definitely won't have one in Anna size. So you're going to be able to paddle around and not get swept away from the vicinity of the boat for an hour, with no vest, and then have the strength to pull your whole bulk onto the boat without assistance? You can't even film yourself standing for 30 seconds without running out of breath. And even with a whole boat crew of fit Mexican guys, they will not be able to assist you. Especially if you rup the ladder off the boat.

Speaking of the boat: weight limits. They factor in the crew, the supplies, and maybe 200 pounds per fat American guest. What happens to the weight limit of the boat when one fat American is the size of four fat Americans?

Finally: she can't push that little wagon full of hair crap out of the shot? She did that video in like ten separate filming sessions. She was too lazy to move the cart on one of her ten sitting / eating / breathing breaks?

ETA: I also think she no longer books first class since United started making first class pods instead of seats. She knows she can't fit in the pods.
Idk anything about the pods but it's a bonus if they'll keep out braying fatsos who figure "I can buy 2-3 coach or business seats to fit, or just upgrade all the way to first" 🤔
 
Her example of brushing off a scuba trip weight limit because she feels she can totally pull herself back onto the boat so no problemo, Jose? The number of assumptions here is astonishing. First: even if this is true - what is the fucking weight limit of the boat ladder? Will your seven hundred pounds rip it right off the boat, leaving you to make the world's largest cannonball back into the ocean?

Also, a lot of these scuba adventures mean they leave you out to swim for at least thirty minutes, if not an hour. For these longer durations, sure, they give you a life vest. But they definitely won't have one in Anna size. So you're going to be able to paddle around and not get swept away from the vicinity of the boat for an hour, with no vest, and then have the strength to pull your whole bulk onto the boat without assistance? You can't even film yourself standing for 30 seconds without running out of breath. And even with a whole boat crew of fit Mexican guys, they will not be able to assist you. Especially if you rup the ladder off the boat.

Speaking of the boat: weight limits. They factor in the crew, the supplies, and maybe 200 pounds per fat American guest. What happens to the weight limit of the boat when one fat American is the size of four fat Americans?
Man, you mentioned scuba adventures, and my brain instantly went 'wait, I've done scuba diving in multiple US territories and a few foreign countries during my time being hauled (sometimes against my will) around the world's marvelous oceans. A constant of all scuba adventures that I did was that I had to have my certification up to date, and we know there's no way this hephalump is certified to dive. They will. Not. Let. You. Dive. Unless you have certification. Plus with diving, there's the issue of equipment sizes - I have a very tall associate who cannot fit into an XL Buoyancy Compensator depending on the make of the device, and thus just brings his own. I have a wider associate who wears XXL and therefore ALWAYS brings his own equipment, because no dive shop stocks his size for rental. Also his wide feet don't fit standard rentable fins or dive boots. I am of a size where all equipment is rentable for me, so these aren't experiences I've had myself, but knowing how problematic moving your own equipment around is, I /know/ this wench ain't divin'. There isn't a BC that'll fit her odd body shape comfortably, and if it doesn't fit you correctly no reputable dive shop is going to let you rent it and wander off (your BC can make or break your dive, and by break I mean end with you dead). There's the issue of her fat floppy feet and fins not fitting, no wet suit in the world being capable of containing her girth that is available for rental therefore requiring her to special order and bring her own, and dare I say her hood would even have to be special order if she wore one. I wince to think of how much weight she'd need and the length of the weight belt required to give her neutral buoyancy.

She'd be the biggest insurance liability ever to rent equipment to, so you know there ain't no way in hell a dive shop is going to go 'tee hee, our weight limit's arbitrary so come dive, oh lovely white whale!'

But watching the video (thank goodness for double speed archive) she said it's snorkeling. Not as huge of a deal. She can just float on top of the water with her face pointed down and gasp for breath through her snorkel like she's trying to inhale Mountain Dew from the atmosphere above her. The biggest issue there is exactly what she said in the video, getting back on the boat. And what she fails to realize is what @multiverse pointed out: the weight limit of the ladder on the boat.

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Generally, boating-articles.com is a pretty decent source for information if you're new to boating. THIS, Anna, is why they have a 250 lb weight limit. Because guaranteed these fuckers ain't goin' for stuff like this one:
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Because these don't fold up, wreck the hydrodynamic profile of the vehicle and therefore interfere with smooth handling and top-end speed, and are a bitch to properly mount. And it STILL won't hold your weight, even though it's a heavy-duty fatbody ladder.

TL;DR: Anna fails to understand that the weight limit for snorkeling isn't due to the capability of the person using the ladder to get back onto the boat, but rather the capability of the ladder to withstand the weight of the flubberbottom heaving itself onto the boat. Fuck you, Anna. You shouldn't be snorkeling unless it's from the shore.

And if you do go snorkeling, please contact Nisshin Maru to come perform some research captures wherever she's vacationing.
 
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  • Booking a Flight
    • She always buys two seats in case she won't fit in one. But that RARELY happens...she swears...
      • She won't answer questions on this stuff just go to seat guru or search google.
    • If you don't want to buy an extra seat she advises buying an aisle set and popping the arm rests up (so that you can ooze out into the aisle and the poor passenger next to you).
  • Planning Activities
    • People push their boundaries too much and do things outside their comfort zones and ruin their trips.
    • "Look for weight limits."
      • Most are just "proxies" to get around liability.
        • She was told she could not snorkel in Belize if over 250 lbs. She called up to demand to know why and was told that they could not help someone that size up on the boat if they were unable to do it on their own. So she told them she was over their weight limit, but their reasoning did not have to do with her so she could not be denied.
          • Considering we saw no snorkeling pretty clear they told her where to shove that comment.
      • She says even if there is a stated weight limit you should call and have a "discussion" to find a way to get around it.
    • She plans two types of activities things she really has to do and things she'd like to do.
      • If she does something she really wants to do it's fine to lazy on out for the rest of the day/trip.
  • Transportation
    • You can tell the buses ahead of time you need extra room and to expect you.
      • Yea...um...try that with Transit they will laugh in your face.
  • Languages
    • People are more likely to help you if you start the conversation in their language.
    • According to Anna, French people think we are rude because we do not say hello before placing orders.
      • Everyplace I've gone to they always say Hello to me or I to them.
  • How To Pack
    • Gotta pack good because you're not buying clothes unless you're getting them shipped to you.
    • Essentials for Another Country (Seems she's only wanting to brag about other country travel)
      • Underwear
      • Swimsuits
      • Pants
      • Chafe Stick
        • Sitting in a plane for a few hours causes her thighs to chafe due to them friction.
      • Shoes
        • She brings 3 sometimes 4 pairs.
    • She states you can find oversized t-shirts in every country.
    • Imagine being so oversized that you need to put all your pants and all your underwear in the carryon because you can't just go grab them from a store...How is this not a wake up call?
  • Stress Free Flying
    • It is fine to ask to preboard because you don't want to do the fat walk of shame since you cannot fit down the aisle since you would be slamming your hips into all the passengers.
      • Southwest allows the two plus seat (Ash buys three) to board first.
      • This also allows you to privately ask for a seat-belt extender.
        • Don't buy one since they are not universal.
    • 3 Issues Anna has personally had on flights.
      • If you buy and use two seats the buckle may have a sharp edge that rips your pants.
        • So bring ANOTHER sweatshirt to put on the belt buckle.
      • Bathrooms are an issue.
        • So if on a long haul flight use the "handicapped bathroom".
          • I just love she tries to be so young and trendy and then proves her age with a word.
          • She says you can go in there and change your clothes it's so large.
      • Feet swelling
        • Get compression socks.
  • As You Travel
    • Uncomfortable things at the destination.
      • Chairs too small.
        • One restaurant tried to bring her a plastic chair to sit in.
          • Supposedly she told the woman who owned it:
            • "Ma'am, I really want to try this restaurant, but I don't want my memory of it to be me breaking this chair."
      • Tour guide walks too fast.
      • Out of sorts.
    • Advocate for yourself if these things happen.
      • Hotels are uninformed and if you tell them what to do most times they will just do it.
      • By asking the places will remember and ask the next plus sized person before they have to.
  • Other People
    • "Don't get caught up in what you think other people are saying about you in their native language."
      • She specifically brings up China, Myanmar and South America and then says it's because people never travel there usually.
        • But Bahamas and Cancun people go to all the time so they should be used to fats.
    • People have never given her a hard time because of her weight.
      • WHAT?! Just how many IGs, videos, etc. has she shown where she's going "They were mean to me!" She has entire videos whining about Shanghai Disney not being fat accepting.
  • Her gut is resting on the table in almost every shot.
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She comments that the next video will be an AI inspired trip she went on.

Also seems she got Jon a comp system. Maybe this is why he sticks with her?
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Mac Studio M1 Ultra $3,599
Apple Studio Pro Display XDR $4,999

She spent at LEAST $8,600 on this and that doesn't include the accessories bag I can't calculate or if she got upgrades over the standard equipment.
 
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Her channel intro video is disjointed & jarring. Stunning visuals of the locales suggest travel but just as I was day dreaming about cool trips along comes Anna, not giving a clear message. When she moves from point A to point B, can she not simply WALK? The constant spinny, flouncy, twirly crap, especially in slo mo may be meant to invoke some weird, ‘je ne said quoi’ sexiness but her bizarre idea of sexy face, involving vacant eyes and slack jawed open mouth just makes her look hammered. At least we were spared the horse kicks.
 
She has to use her FUPA to support herself up on the table because she can't stand? Travel should be fun not feel like a strenuous exercise! No wonder why she's miserable in China!
How long has it been since she was last in China, btw? It's been a few years since she went to a country that doesn't cater mainly to Americans. If tthe Chinese stared at her back then, I can only imagine the looks she'd get now.
 
Ok so I had to investigate for my own curiosity after she has exhibited her delusion that she only needs a second seat as a just in case.

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It appears to be an LG French door fridge, which come in a few sizes as per industry standards:
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So let's be really generous and say Anna's fridge is only 30in / 76cm.

Economy airline seats on a Boeing 777 are 17in / 43cm wide, First Class are 21in / 53cm wide. The 777 does long haul flights such as between Dubai and New Zealand.

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This seat size chart is missing a bit of data (not sure of what type of seat each column is), but we can see that this chart lists what the passenger width upper limits are plus the hip clearance which is the absolute edge to edge of a seat. The width double & triple are based on the passenger width (not hip clearance), and appears to be a little more generous.
The last column that lists the 21in hip clearance is possibly what a 777 First Class seat is, so a double seat passenger width would be 43.9in / 111cm.
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So standing up, Anna is at best around 30in across which would never fit into one seat. Now have her sit down and naturally be wider, she would probably be lucky to fit in a double Economy seat.

If Anna is as wide as the widest fridge (36in / 91cm) while standing, she would not fit in a double Economy while sitting but may still fit in a double First Class.
HOWEVER, these seats (premium economy, business, etc) always have a thick divider between which is where the tray table is stored (below is Delta First Class), so it is not possible to spread out across two seats. Some other business class etc. seats on other airlines do go up to around 24in across, but that's it.

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So Anna has eaten/drunk herself into only being able to travel in cattle class.
 
That stunning and brave travel channel trailer taught me that John can operate a drone and do a slo mo, but cannot (or will not) apply a filter to make poor sexually sensually traveling superstar Anna look like a human. Seriously, her face popping up suddenly between shots of beautiful scenery warrants a trigger warning.
 
That stunning and brave travel channel trailer taught me that John can operate a drone and do a slo mo, but cannot (or will not) apply a filter to make poor sexually sensually traveling superstar Anna look like a human. Seriously, her face popping up suddenly between shots of beautiful scenery warrants a trigger warning.
Anna is a genuine narc. There is absolutely no way you can convince a narc that not only are they as ugly as sin, there's no one who wants to look at their ugly face.

John did exactly what he was told and paid to do. A chimpanzee could chew off Anna's entire face tomorrow, and she'd still think she was an incomparably sexy goddess.
 
Idk anything about the pods but it's a bonus if they'll keep out braying fatsos who figure "I can buy 2-3 coach or business seats to fit, or just upgrade all the way to first" 🤔
They do! Anna has been building up her flight status on United since her Sprinklr days, so she is likely a Million Miler by now. This comes with early boarding and first class upgrades when you book with them.

She used to only fly first class, up until maybe 2019. Two things happened: Anna got bigger, and United switched their first class seat configuration on all but their regional flights. Instead of two larger seats side by side, they created private pods that can be set to either as easy chair configuration, or a full bed. The pods have a console between them with an opaque plastic divider that can be raised to make a private "room".
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As you can see, there is no way Anna can squeeze herself into a pod, even the largest version. She has indeed eaten herself into steerage, where she needs three seats to fit.
 
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