Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

With all the denial going on and his general spastic behaviour, it really is hard to not think that she cheated on him. Back when he had 'the worst day of his life' speculation abounded, but the more time goes on, the more the noggin joggin' comes back to some kind of cheating.

If Nick wasn't such a degenerate coomer (and ashamed of it on some level) he'd come out and set the record straight in a transparent manner. Heck, he even built his brand on 'never lying' and being 'transparent'!

What the hell does he have left for us to think?

Is his plan to keep a stranglehold of this brainwashed audience forever?

What rational person discovering Nick's show ans antics now would even believe his bullshit explantions?

I wonder if the "worst day of my life" thing have something to do with the marriage and - if it wasn't cheating - that it was the day where Kayla told Nick she wanted to try swinging, and Nick didn't want to. If so, pour one out for Nick. That would mean he spent the last year stuck in a living hell where he agreed to go to all these trashy swinger haunts and pretend to enjoy it while trying to prevent another man's dick entering his wife.

Now...the people on this thread had Nick dead to rights on the Hedonism II vacation, matching both the beach photos and the room from their stream. People sounding like Nick and Kayla were caught on audio chatting with some guy at the Gay 90s in Minneapolis talking about a 41st birthday the night of Nick's 41st birthday. And according to Nick, Kayla attempted to get him to humiliate himself by wearing matching thongs to the Gay 90s underwear party.

The "admitted his wife wants to swing" quote from the DM is interesting verbiage because it implies Kayla was the one who initiated the situation.

I guess it could be that Nick was lying to Faran.

It could be that Faran was outright lying about what was said. Faran has been shown to tell lies and I would be prepared to accept Nick at his word if he claimed she was not telling the truth, but to my knowledge, neither Nick nor Faran have implied that.

Instead, they both said she "misunderstood" and Nick explicitly said:

I did not did not say that my wife and I are swingers. We are not.

Read it carefully... that isn't what the DM from Faran actually claimed Nick said! She said that Nick told her that Kayla wanted to "swing".

I find the fact that he did not go point-by-point in the DM and deny everything puzzling. It could just be that one of the statements plainly happened: "swinger island", aka Hedonism II, which Faran appears to have known about almost two months before it was even speculated on KF. I am working on clipping specifically what he said that's relevant to each point in the DM, but suffice it to say he didn't really address much cleanly. He just had the usual "we are monogamous" spin. I think he explicitly denied the sex room (the one claim by Faran that is still consistent with monogamy).

 

[dustnight]

I think he explicitly denied the sex room (the one claim by Faran that is still consistent with monogamy).

Which is even weirder, he's damage controlling so hard he's denying things he's bragged about having multiple times on stream.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

I know it’s been asked many times before but motherfucker what do you spend your money on? Seriously he owns both his houses thanks mom and dad! yeah he just bought two cars, but if he was smart he just bought them and doesn’t have payments, unless he really is that retarded. He doesn’t have college loans to pay off because mommy and daddy paid for those too, feeding, and clothing five kids isn‘t that expensive unless he literally just doesn’t budget. You have made at least a million dollars in the last year and did well for at least a couple years before that. Unless he just lets our wife rack up the credit cards constantly, or he’s actually going to those happy ending massages and escorts. Absolute insanity.

You don't understand, he had to act like a normal person for 20 whole years*!

*Until his trust was released and he could be the degenerate he always wanted to be.

 

[Kopasea]

It could be that Faran was outright lying about what was said. Faran has been shown to tell lies and I would be prepared to accept Nick at his word if he claimed she was not telling the truth, but to my knowledge, neither Nick nor Faran have implied that.

Since we don't know when Faran sent these leaked messages, it's possible she didn't send them until after the farms discovered his vacation to Hedonism 2 and she decided to push that narrative (for whatever Faran brained reason).

I do find it interesting that Nick didn't say "I didn't say that" though. It lends credence to the fact that Nick knew it was a swinger resort before it was made public which resort it was.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I don't know if I'd want a Mustang that stinks of alcohol, cope, and coom regardless of cost.

But then again, I've been perfectly happy with my truck for the last decade. I should by it something nice, like a steering wheel cover, as thanks for not sliding me into a ditch.

Nah. And practicality trumps fancy sports cars. Only a fool would blow an outrageous amount of money on a car that he can only use for part of the year. A big all wheel drive comfy family mobile trumps a shitty sports car.

From those posts a couple ways back, Nick strikes me as a Ned Flanders type with a shitlord streak. He is making a big mistake letting Kayla pull him off that. You gotta remain true to yourself. You can't let a woman pull you away from being you. Get a new woman.

A 40+ year old behaving how he is behaving is just embarrassing.

 

[Strix454]

So he did another LOCALS post-stream that was very different in tone that the actual show. Very subdued. This lawsuit and stress is getting to him.

He talked about Schneider taking the case because it was personal. He thinks Nick (according to Nick) gives lawyers a bad name. Lol! He also might do a GFM if he doesnt win a dismissal, becuase he has money, but not THAT kind of money...

I think he is finally starting to realize how much work, how much money and how little fun is involved in this sort of lawsuit. I'm sure its not what he thought it was going to be. The tone may also be an indication that he realizes all the mistakes he has made along the way including letting the LLCs lapse. I also don't think he thought through overall costs when he hired the representation he did.

But there is still more to go. I don't think he yet even understands the consequences yet of his point by point response to the complaint on video and all his other comments on the case. He has trapped himself in terms of depositions and even how he can defend himself.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Read it carefully... that isn't what the DM from Faran actually claimed Nick said! She said that Nick told her that Kayla wanted to "swing".

Given the weasel like lawyer speak Nick used with the Keffals "put him against the wall" thing and how he actually tried to unironically make out he really wasn't meaning what it was obvious he was, I'm wondering if Nick was playing the same semantics game with the way he phrased that.
It's fucking stupid and transparent but he's very impressed with his own cleverness and that shit could feel like a win to Balldo Man.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I wonder if the "worst day of my life" thing have something to do with the marriage and - if it wasn't cheating - that it was the day where Kayla told Nick she wanted to try swinging, and Nick didn't want to. If so, pour one out for Nick. That would mean he spent the last year stuck in a living hell where he agreed to go to all these trashy swinger haunts and pretend to enjoy it while trying to prevent another man's dick entering his wife.

Now...the people on this thread had Nick dead to rights on the Hedonism II vacation, matching both the beach photos and the room from their stream. People sounding like Nick and Kayla were caught on audio chatting with some guy at the Gay 90s in Minneapolis talking about a 41st birthday the night of Nick's 41st birthday. And according to Nick, Kayla attempted to get him to humiliate himself by wearing matching thongs to the Gay 90s underwear party.

If it IS Kayla putting him through the cuck ringer, then we’d just be doing him a favor by talking about how disgusting it all is.

He could turn around and say “See, hon? If you keep parading me around like a pussy faggot cuck, it’ll hurt my income”

 

[JamusActimus]

If he sells that Mustang, SOMEONE is getting a great deal.

I know someone that would buy it

 

[Cynthia Behave]

So he did another LOCALS post-stream that was very different in tone that the actual show. Very subdued. This lawsuit and stress is getting to him.

If I were not already burned, I would almost feel bad for him. He at least can ACT like he used to.

He talked about Schneider taking the case because it was personal. He thinks Nick (according to Nick) gives lawyers a bad name. Lol! He also might do a GFM if he doesnt win a dismissal, becuase he has money, but not THAT kind of money...

It all came across as a grift tactic to me. Start talking plain and normal to be sympathetic for a lawsuit. Personally, I wouldn't give hik money, but this stream PROVED to me that he is either well aware of his fuckshit and had the ability to pull up, but he didn't. He could go back to being normal and a closet degenerate, but I won't hold my breath.

Edit: Talk about principles and law and rights were what attracted me, but it's a poisoned well at this point. Don't talk about how much you respect other real lawyers and want to be like them while you stick a balldo up your wife's ass

Something was WEIRD in last night's (this morning, act) Locals stream.

He toggled between being defeatist (rare for him) and typical belligerent whiny self-righteousness. Mandy even asked him if he was depressed. Hopefully, someone will clip it but here's a summary in case they don't:

Preamble. At the end of the Rumble show, Monty shows up in chat. (I assume it's the real Monty - Nick did.) It's at the very end of the Rumble stream - anyone can watch it. Nick starts taunting and making fun of him in the most pubescent way possible...

Then on Locals about 5 min after the show... Nick seems low-key broken.

Nick:
"Someone said today the lawsuit broke me. Yeah. Yeah, it has."
"My ethics complaint against Schneider is growing by the day"

*Fixes hair* (he did it constantly last night - odd for him - obv insecurity)

"It's crazy! It's unreal!"

Defensively: "Yeah, I called him a cunt. I have a first amendment right to"

My Read: THIS is the issue. Legal issues aside, shit with Schnieder has gotten personal, and ethics complaints are flying. Nick just REFUSES to see how he has violated BEHAVIORAL standards in his community which could very well bleed over to the case. Meanwhile, Nick is never at blame because of THE FIRST AMENDMENT.

Long diatribe about how HE, Nick Rekieta, is the lawyer here who cares about integrity and the legal profession and ethics.... while eating a banana (you can't make it up).

WHINES FOR 5 MIN:
"Voices in my head keep telling me to pray." (He quoted the song... yup, he did.)
then...."I'm just... I'm lost on this one." [Meaning the case.]

Pivots to money...
"If you guys don't know, I'm well over $40K in for this lawsuit." Proceeds to rationalize hiring Mark Rendazza.

Meanwhile, the chat, for whom we know he's charged/weaponized with getting dirt on Monty rings in. Nick thanks this person and asks for more from chat yet says he'd NEVER ask anyone to really haunt Monty.

20 min more of I AM ACTUALLY THE LAWYER WITH THE MOST INTEGRITY IN MN DAMMIT!!!! And stuff about how he got started from humble beginnings.

Something about SLAPP motions while this... which was pretty funny.

Cue more pubescent belligerence - something like THIS [my paraprasing]: 'Yes, I am offensive. It's my right. Come at me bitches. I don't care. Really, I don't care. Really. REALLY.'

Then deflects to typical m.o.: "It's just JOKES. Jokes and laughter."

Addresses Kiwi Farms: "But I care. It's why I'll always defend Kiwi Farms. Half the stuff that goes on there... crazy shit. Fuckin' garbage. Then he waxes on for a solid 3 min about Kiwi and what degens we are and how much he hates us... but FIRST AMENDMENT. Honestly, Baby Nick is so transparent. Kiwi's gotten plenty of things right and it pisses him off.

Cue coded threat about "defamation" [his words]' re Kiwi.

My comment: Whatever Nick. Good luck with that. You wanna sue Kiwi for swingers' allegations? I'll see you and raise you this: MDMA, Balldo, LONG porn and anal discussions on stream, your fave porn actresses, ruffied in Dallas with many lost hours, Hedonism, sex toy suitcases, sex swings, St Andrew crosses under your bed for sex, topless gay bars, Drex grooming, wine mom nudes requests, etc etc.

Nope, you're right, Nick. This speculation is RIDICULOUS! Kiwi is CRAZY! Why would we EVER speculate?

'BUT I'M THE LAWYER WITH THE INTEGRITY' [my quote] theme continues - okay, dude. Your Locals cult may agree. Not even your fans on YT do.

Back to Nick's direct quotes...

"I'm probably going to do a GoFundMe It's fine. I make a fortune. [But] no one can afford a lawsuit."

Cue weird oversharing about the expenses in his life, nanny, etc. Cue basically this [my summary]: I NEED TO MAINTAIN MY LIFESTYLE [NANNY] SO I CAN STREAM FOR MY DEGEN CULTISTS, AND MAKE CONTENT FOR YOU. PLEASE FUND MY $1000/HR LAWYER!!

Then: "I'm still working with Rumble to try to figure out how to make more money on companies instead of individuals. That's always been the goal." Proceeds to whine about never getting sponsorships on YT and needing to rely on superchats. Refers to "other people" who do get sponsorships on YT. I assume he means Emily D Baker.

LLC ISSUES [responding to a chat comment]: "Yeah my LLC hasn't shown payment since 2020. I have a company who is supposed to take care of it.... whatever... To get reinstated I'll just pay the $200 back fees. Whatever."

Then 5 min of chat on tats. And that's a wrap. I'd love to do a TLDR but it was so all over the place, I wouldn't know how. Dude is spiraling.

Edit: Clarity and grammar.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

"Voices in my head keep telling me to pray."

Nick. Dude. Grab the hand that's being held out.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

I know it’s been asked many times before but motherfucker what do you spend your money on? Seriously he owns both his houses thanks mom and dad! yeah he just bought two cars, but if he was smart he just bought them and doesn’t have payments, unless he really is that retarded. He doesn’t have college loans to pay off because mommy and daddy paid for those too, feeding, and clothing five kids isn‘t that expensive unless he literally just doesn’t budget. You have made at least a million dollars in the last year and did well for at least a couple years before that. Unless he just lets our wife rack up the credit cards constantly, or he’s actually going to those happy ending massages and escorts. Absolute insanity.

He can't budget. During one of his local streams he complained about paying $2k a month on SNACKS for his 5 kids. I think it was the one he talked about his wife's body.

 

[VeeAndro]

@ScamL Likely
I was also thinking that as wet brained as he is, he doesn't want the full extent of his activity plus full admission of poor health while he does the things he does to somehow interfere with insurance payouts. Maybe I'm not being very clear headed on my mild suspicion but, he doesn't have to be perfectly reasonable to still make the mistake of talking about his lifestyle, which he will insist is normal, and try to hide the full extent of unhealthy habits at the same time.

 

[Kopasea]

He can't budget. During one of his local streams he complained about paying $2k a month on SNACKS for his 5 kids. I think it was the one he talked about his wife's body.

wtf!? My family eats well (quality meat and veggies and such) and we're embarrassed if we spend close to that much.

It's also funny how he talks about when he graduated law school in 2016 and was only making $25,000 as a lawyer. His property was bought for $650,000 around then too. No wonder he hasn't learned how to budget, other people always bail him out.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He can't budget. During one of his local streams he complained about paying $2k a month on SNACKS for his 5 kids. I think it was the one he talked about his wife's body.

“Of course all my kids are allowed to snack on is pine nuts from Whole Foods at an extremely reasonable $16.49/8 oz”

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

"NICK, NICK, NICK!" a deep voice bellows behind @prolapsed_cranium.
"Looks like you aren't the only one who is gonna be clapping cheeks tonight," said Drexel as he pulled out his massive black cock.
"Time to swallow some bull cum white boy." Drexel exclaimed.
@prolapsed_cranium obediently got on his knees and prepared to accept Drexel's manhood in his mouth.
Being a homosexual, @prolapsed_cranium had sucked a lot of cocks but never one as big as Drexel's.
Excitedly @prolapsed_cranium took Drexel's big black cock all the way down his throat.
Nick gave the pair a furtive glance as @prolapsed_cranium went to work on Drexel's oversized member. A hint of jealousy in his eye.

@feral cat #6385, This makes me look too one dimensional as a character

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I wonder if the "worst day of my life" thing have something to do with the marriage and - if it wasn't cheating - that it was the day where Kayla told Nick she wanted to try swinging, and Nick didn't want to. If so, pour one out for Nick. That would mean he spent the last year stuck in a living hell where he agreed to go to all these trashy swinger haunts and pretend to enjoy it while trying to prevent another man's dick entering his wife.

Now...the people on this thread had Nick dead to rights on the Hedonism II vacation, matching both the beach photos and the room from their stream. People sounding like Nick and Kayla were caught on audio chatting with some guy at the Gay 90s in Minneapolis talking about a 41st birthday the night of Nick's 41st birthday. And according to Nick, Kayla attempted to get him to humiliate himself by wearing matching thongs to the Gay 90s underwear party.

The "admitted his wife wants to swing" quote from the DM is interesting verbiage because it implies Kayla was the one who initiated the situation.

I guess it could be that Nick was lying to Faran.

It could be that Faran was outright lying about what was said. Faran has been shown to tell lies and I would be prepared to accept Nick at his word if he claimed she was not telling the truth, but to my knowledge, neither Nick nor Faran have implied that.

Instead, they both said she "misunderstood" and Nick explicitly said:

Read it carefully... that isn't what the DM from Faran actually claimed Nick said! She said that Nick told her that Kayla wanted to "swing".

I find the fact that he did not go point-by-point in the DM and deny everything puzzling. It could just be that one of the statements plainly happened: "swinger island", aka Hedonism II, which Faran appears to have known about almost two months before it was even speculated on KF. I am working on clipping specifically what he said that's relevant to each point in the DM, but suffice it to say he didn't really address much cleanly. He just had the usual "we are monogamous" spin. I think he explicitly denied the sex room (the one claim by Faran that is still consistent with monogamy).

If I am reading this VERY charitably, he might have said something like:

Kayla/I found this really cool ADULT vacation place. I/she showed it to her her/me and she was Really excited! It's a place that has all kinds of fun stuff, and stingers usually go there. Guess if we go there, we are SWINGERS??? hueh hueh hueh!

You don't understand, he had to act like a normal person for 20 whole years*!

*Until his trust was released and he could be the degenerate he always wanted to be.

Being 40 or 41 and having a 20 year managed trust period release at this point in time seems possible.

Nick has more of a safety net than he lets on, but I am not seeing hard evidence of recent inheritance yet...

He can't budget. During one of his local streams he complained about paying $2k a month on SNACKS for his 5 kids. I think it was the one he talked about his wife's body.

That is freaking ridiculous... Seem like Nick never learned the value of money and just tosses it around to solve his issues.

Can't tag @Cynthia Behave post to reply directly, but you did a fair summary of the stream.

Small quibble. He said 'if it goes to discovery' he'll probably do a GFM.

Lots of other subtle cues and details you picked out that I did not as I was listening audio-only while working a double.


Finally a LOL from today:

Sally is a cat-murderer!

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Can't tag @Cynthia Behave post to reply directly, but you did a fair summary of the stream.

YEAH, why does that happen? I sometimes can't reply to you. Is it under review or something?

ANYWAY, Elissa has clipped it. My post has more context and words but video is more entertaining:

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

YEAH, why does that happen? I sometimes can't reply to you. Is it under review or something?

ANYWAY, Elissa has clipped it. My post has more context and words but video is more entertaining:

Assuming it is due to post size and/or multiple edits.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Nick. Dude. Grab the hand that's being held out.

He’d have to put down the balldo.