Kane lives in death
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- Feb 19, 2022
1-Hes a secret ISIS agent who wants to kidnap a westerner infidel for nefarious reasons (but he somehow picked the worst possible westerner).Somewhere in that litany of Chantal's uselessness, there is a clue we are all overlooking. There is a reason this idiot. bearded, man frog and his crooked friend want Chantal there. Soon they will reveal it. We just have to do what we are all the worst at doing: wait.
2-Salad for some reason REALLY NEEDS ANY WIFE RIGHT NOW because maybe his parents are worried hes closet gay or something (i dont even know if he has family).
3-Like DSP, he thinks that to be a real man you need to have a fahmily, it doesnt even matter if your wife is nothing more than a roommate.
4-Hes addicted to fame so he married a streamer? (i doubt this one because he looks really bored on Chantal streams)
5-He wants to go to canada and is so stupid he still hasnt realized she wont get him there.
idk all these outside of 5 sound really stupid and i cant think of any sane reason (1 would be the funniest thought)
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6-he wants her to move everything she has onto the house then steal anything he can and run away, this one could happen because he isnt even from Kuwait but what does fattie actually have of any value that would make this worth it.
7-like the post below me implies, Salad could be the most brutal and effective troll that has ever existed and is doing all of this to ruin Chantals life
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