Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Putting on my conspiracy theorist hat here - Marty saw French Fry Girl (Foodie Beauty troll) rake in close to $10k after adopting Food Beauty's cat and staged the fight with the goblin. What we thought was the goblin was actually someone with a goblin mask. Gloryhole knows people in the area. He was responsible for "Wance Chilkens" showing up.

Probably not likely, but I wouldn't put it past Marty lol. The donations are coming tonight.
 
Marty just straight up assaulted cyrax, what the fuck are you niggers going on about? Not only did marty invite Cyrax onto the property by saying "come over here" but he threw the first punch. At that point it doesn't matter if cyrax threatened him. He can't claim self defense when he initiated the conflict and refused to let Cyrax leave after he started screaming and was asked to be left alone. I'm all for laughing at Cyrax and exposing him, but this was way out of line. Hope the police do something with the fat cunt. I know everyone wants to watch a circus, but this is getting out of hand.
You're a retard.
 
I don't doubt that Cyraxx will be the one to get arrested if the cops are called, it's just surprising that Sally hasn't called them already considering this is the closest to an actual reason to do so she's ever had and whether or not a crime was actually committed has never stopped her before.
It's probably because she knows Cyraxx will be in trouble too. Remember that this is that same lady that was pissed off at Billy for reporting her son to the cops rather than to her. She may call the cops later, but i wouldn't be surprised if she's weighing the chances that Chance spends a night in jail in her mind.

You have a long history of Marty harassing cyrax or vice versa. It's not cut and dry and especially not when Marty calls him over.

Depends on their mood. Removing Marty and leaving rax alone is a good way to avoid more trouble. Leaving both so close means there's likely more trouble they don't want to deal with and Marty is the easiest to remove. A night in the drunk tank approach.
This isn't a trial, if the cops are called, they have to make a determination at the scene based on the information at hand. You have on one hand Raxx who's going to start rambling about ice bullets and dead fetal pigs and on the other hand, you have Marty who will pull up recent clips from this week about Raxx threatening him with a tripod, and then the actual footage of Cyraxx aggressively approaching Marty and from the looks of it, lunging at the him.

Cops have wide discretion but I don't think you can ethically throw Marty in the tank in this case since a) the conflict is already over and b) there's no belligerence left and c) there wasn't really any significant physical injury. In all likelihood, they'll tell Raxx to get a restraining order against Marty, and they'll explicitly tell Marty that he will be arrested for disturbing the peace if they are called out again.


Now here comes the mind games if people were smart. Marty if he weren't a tard, should find an excuse to leave the house for the night and go to a bar or something. If the cops are called and he's not there, they will more likely than not just not pursue things since the incident is already resolved.

If Raxx/Sally were smart individuals, they would call the cops and risk Chance getting thrown in jail so that they can get Marty's dox for a restraining order. The restraining order will do jack shit but Raxx can essentially doxx Marty, which will likely put a lid on the trolling for a long time since I have a feeling Marty is a bit of a lolcow himself.

We'll see what happens.
 
Marty just straight up assaulted cyrax, what the fuck are you niggers going on about? Not only did marty invite Cyrax onto the property by saying "come over here" but he threw the first punch. At that point it doesn't matter if cyrax threatened him. He can't claim self defense when he initiated the conflict and refused to let Cyrax leave after he started screaming and was asked to be left alone. I'm all for laughing at Cyrax and exposing him, but this was way out of line. Hope the police do something with the fat cunt. I know everyone wants to watch a circus, but this is getting out of hand.
Either way
The farms always win
 
Marty just straight up assaulted cyrax, what the fuck are you niggers going on about? Not only did marty invite Cyrax onto the property by saying "come over here" but he threw the first punch. At that point it doesn't matter if cyrax threatened him. He can't claim self defense when he initiated the conflict and refused to let Cyrax leave after he started screaming and was asked to be left alone. I'm all for laughing at Cyrax and exposing him, but this was way out of line. Hope the police do something with the fat cunt. I know everyone wants to watch a circus, but this is getting out of hand.
Its hard to say who hit who first, the camera only showed a certain angle, but you seem to miss the part where Chance CHARGED at marty
 
If anything it seems like this would just be filed under mutual combat. No one was killed, unless cyrax's glass bones are all broken then there's really nothing insane that happened to the casual observer other than a short tussel.
 
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Marty just straight up assaulted cyrax, what the fuck are you niggers going on about? Not only did marty invite Cyrax onto the property by saying "come over here" but he threw the first punch. At that point it doesn't matter if cyrax threatened him. He can't claim self defense when he initiated the conflict and refused to let Cyrax leave after he started screaming and was asked to be left alone. I'm all for laughing at Cyrax and exposing him, but this was way out of line. Hope the police do something with the fat cunt. I know everyone wants to watch a circus, but this is getting out of hand.
Cyrax literally initiated the confrontation by arriving there in the first place, and he literally charged at Marty before being beaten up.
Putting the blame on Marty and us "niggers" for Cyraxx's own actions is retarded. Kys
 
Marty just straight up assaulted cyrax, what the fuck are you niggers going on about? Not only did marty invite Cyrax onto the property by saying "come over here" but he threw the first punch. At that point it doesn't matter if cyrax threatened him. He can't claim self defense when he initiated the conflict and refused to let Cyrax leave after he started screaming and was asked to be left alone. I'm all for laughing at Cyrax and exposing him, but this was way out of line. Hope the police do something with the fat cunt. I know everyone wants to watch a circus, but this is getting out of hand.
It already got out of hand when some retard caused a hazmat team to be called to his house (and it wasn't to deal with Cyrax's teeth, more's the surprise). This is just a trainwreck. A beautiful, beautiful trainwreck. I've always been of the view that Marty is a lolcow in his own right and however this shakes down is going to be endlessly entertaining unless you are Cyrax, Marty or the retard who sent the death threat. I hope they all get arrested and sentenced to trial by combat.
 
Marty just straight up assaulted cyrax, what the fuck are you niggers going on about? Not only did marty invite Cyrax onto the property by saying "come over here" but he threw the first punch. At that point it doesn't matter if cyrax threatened him. He can't claim self defense when he initiated the conflict and refused to let Cyrax leave after he started screaming and was asked to be left alone. I'm all for laughing at Cyrax and exposing him, but this was way out of line. Hope the police do something with the fat cunt. I know everyone wants to watch a circus, but this is getting out of hand.
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Marty just straight up assaulted cyrax, what the fuck are you niggers going on about? Not only did marty invite Cyrax onto the property by saying "come over here" but he threw the first punch. At that point it doesn't matter if cyrax threatened him. He can't claim self defense when he initiated the conflict and refused to let Cyrax leave after he started screaming and was asked to be left alone. I'm all for laughing at Cyrax and exposing him, but this was way out of line. Hope the police do something with the fat cunt. I know everyone wants to watch a circus, but this is getting out of hand.
I couldn't imagine being a giant fucking nigger like you
 
Marty just straight up assaulted cyrax, what the fuck are you niggers going on about? Not only did marty invite Cyrax onto the property by saying "come over here" but he threw the first punch. At that point it doesn't matter if cyrax threatened him. He can't claim self defense when he initiated the conflict and refused to let Cyrax leave after he started screaming and was asked to be left alone. I'm all for laughing at Cyrax and exposing him, but this was way out of line. Hope the police do something with the fat cunt. I know everyone wants to watch a circus, but this is getting out of hand.
Ok, cyraxx...

Next you'll say you slipped and that's the only reason you lost.
 
Marty just straight up assaulted cyrax, what the fuck are you niggers going on about? Not only did marty invite Cyrax onto the property by saying "come over here" but he threw the first punch. At that point it doesn't matter if cyrax threatened him. He can't claim self defense when he initiated the conflict and refused to let Cyrax leave after he started screaming and was asked to be left alone. I'm all for laughing at Cyrax and exposing him, but this was way out of line. Hope the police do something with the fat cunt. I know everyone wants to watch a circus, but this is getting out of hand.
I know what your saying I think in my mind part of that was adrenaline talking or a fight or flight type scenario this guy you've been rowing for years starts walking up to you and cryaxx could have had a weapon.

But I did feel bad when I heard him cry i felt sad and remembered this guy is a mentally ill little boy.

Maybe this is what cryaxx needed to finally shut him up. Sally wouldn't stop not the cops nobody could take him away from the internet so maybe after today Cryax disappears from the internet in shame.
 
Marty just straight up assaulted cyrax, what the fuck are you niggers going on about? Not only did marty invite Cyrax onto the property by saying "come over here" but he threw the first punch. At that point it doesn't matter if cyrax threatened him. He can't claim self defense when he initiated the conflict and refused to let Cyrax leave after he started screaming and was asked to be left alone. I'm all for laughing at Cyrax and exposing him, but this was way out of line. Hope the police do something with the fat cunt. I know everyone wants to watch a circus, but this is getting out of hand.
Get out of this thread
 
If anything it seems like this would just be filed under mutual combat. No one was killed, unless cyrax's glass bones are all broken then there's really nothing insane that happened to the casual observer other than a short tussel.
Only Oregon and Texas have mutual combat laws. In all other states, its like middle school where both people can be charged with assault if they engage in a fight, regardless of who started it.
More often than not when its a mutual fight, the cops either throw them in the drunk tank on a disturbing the peace charge, or break them up and threaten to arrest them if it happens again.

See Andy Warski when he got his fuckbuddy to pull a gun on those guys who wanted to beat him up
 
I know what your saying I think in my mind part of that was adrenaline talking or a fight or flight type scenario this guy you've been rowing for years starts walking up to you and cryaxx could have had a weapon.

But I did feel bad when I heard him cry i felt sad and remembered this guy is a mentally ill little boy.

Maybe this is what cryaxx needed to finally shut him up. Sally wouldn't stop not the cops nobody could take him away from the internet so maybe after today Cryax disappears from the internet in shame.
Don't feel bad. This goblin is a subhuman pos who brings everything bad that happens to him (and his family) on to himself.
 
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I forgot that Sally got pissed off when a rape victim reported being a rape victim vs letting her know they were raped by her son.
She has to realize cops will not deal nicely with Raxx.

PS: This so far has made 2023 tolerable.
P.S.S: The AirBnB had cleaning fees already, and isn't the blood out on the driveway? I doubt it'll be there in a day, much less come spring. I think Akron was due for weather tonight IIRC. Chances are it'll wash away, or get buried in snow.
Also oil stains from a car are infinitely worse then the blood. Some thing that driveways routinely get on them.
 
I know what your saying I think in my mind part of that was adrenaline talking or a fight or flight type scenario this guy you've been rowing for years starts walking up to you and cryaxx could have had a weapon.

But I did feel bad when I heard him cry i felt sad and remembered this guy is a mentally ill little boy.

Maybe this is what cryaxx needed to finally shut him up. Sally wouldn't stop not the cops nobody could take him away from the internet so maybe after today Cryax disappears from the internet in shame.
To you and @Spilled Spaghett you have to look at it this way: Cyraxx went out of his way and instigated this, and now people are saying he may have had a weapon to hand? (seems likely knowing Raxx).
We don't hold any responsibility over events, we're laughing at what was a hilarious and unpredictable turn of events. The footage doesn't show who swung first but it definitely shows Cyraxx approaching Marty and instigating a conflict.
 
I know what your saying I think in my mind part of that was adrenaline talking or a fight or flight type scenario this guy you've been rowing for years starts walking up to you and cryaxx could have had a weapon.

But I did feel bad when I heard him cry i felt sad and remembered this guy is a mentally ill little boy.

Maybe this is what cryaxx needed to finally shut him up. Sally wouldn't stop not the cops nobody could take him away from the internet so maybe after today Cryax disappears from the internet in shame.
Don't feel bad. This goblin is a subhuman pos who brings everything bad that happens to him (and his family) on to himself.
Hes also intelligent enough to understand what he does is wrong like taking to underaged girls I don't feel bad for him at all hes really not even all that much dumber than your average Texan
 
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