Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

so..
if Marty press charges
- More entertainment (at first)
- Things will stagnate if Cyraxx jailed for maybe 30 days

If Marty doesnt press charges
- More entertainment (at first)
- Things may stagnate if Cyraxx kept his word to no more contact the trolls
- Children would still be in danger since Cyraxx will be talking to them


hmmmm....
 
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JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants said:
By Highlander rules, Marty now absorbs all of Chance's powers.
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I don’t think that’s a good thing at all we got
  • Deformed organs
  • Lazy eye
  • Now fucked up nose because let’s face it this faggot isn’t going to be bothered to put it back in place before it heals
  • Goblin powers?
  • Resistance to bed bug bites?
Guess the only one that can actually help someone is the bedbug bites if you somehow end up booking a really shitty hotel room
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
so..
if Marty press charges
- More entertainment (at first)
- Things will stagnate if Cyraxx jailed for maybe 30 days

If Marty doesnt press charges
- More entertainment (at first)
- Things may stagnate if Cyraxx kept his word to no more contact the trolls
- Children would still be in danger since Cyraxx will be talking to them


hmmmm....
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Cyrax won't stop talking to the trolls. Even if Marty leaves him alone someone else will come along and fuck with him.
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
- Things may stagnate if Cyraxx kept his word to no more contact the trolls
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This will literally never happen.
He claims to stop streaming every month and he's already joining the panel of the guy who just slapped the shit out of him.
At most he'll stop streaming for two days but he has absolutely nothing else going on and will come back like every stream Marty has, where Chance is coaxed into joining back multiple times a night if you talk enough shit on him.
The only thing Chance has done differently in the last few years is actually confront Marty this time.
 
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JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants said:
And his nose is STILL bleeding? Either he's a hemophiliac or he's intentionally doing anything he can to keep the blood flowing, probably the latter.
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It's broken. The massive bend and black eyes are a dead give away and broken noses can bleed a lot. He keeps shoving Kleenex up there to try and staunch it, but it'll just clot into the tissue, every time he pulls it out it's just making open, unclotted nostrils.

He'll probably be pissing blood from his nose for the next day.
 
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Did Marty legit have to go to the station or was he just joking around? I'm only half paying attention to the stream but if he legit had to check into the station and nothing happened to him, and the cops flat out told him he can file charges..I'm not sure what to make of that actually.

Edit: Cyraxx's Healthcare is likely provided by the state. As an aside.
 
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Guardsman42 said:
Did Marty legit have to go to the station or was he just joking around? I'm only half paying attention to the stream but if he legit had to check into the station and nothing happened to him, and the cops flat out told him he can file charges..I'm not sure what to make of that actually.

Edit: Cyraxx's Healthcare is likely provided by the state. As an aside.
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I don't think he'll press charges. He'd miss out on content
 
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Bogliacci said:
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Lol, the 3'10 Chomo-Goblin got wrecked.
Pic related.
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RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
It's broken. The massive bend and black eyes are a dead give away and broken noses can bleed a lot. He keeps shoving Kleenex up there to try and staunch it, but it'll just clot into the tissue, every time he pulls it out it's just making open, unclotted nostrils.

He'll probably be pissing blood from his nose for the next day.
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I'm not a doctor so I don't know how fucked up a nose can get before it's classified as broken. I know from watching MMA when a fighter gets theirs broken, their coach always tells them "DON'T BLOW YOUR NOSE!" because doing so can cause your eyes to swell up so you can't see shit. Cowboy Cerrone did that several years ago and regretted it.

Brandon Vera got his absolutely destroyed by Thiago Silva like 10-12 years ago but his didn't start gushing blood as I recall. I could be wrong but I think I saw Chance blows his at least once post fight and it hasn't swelled up. Again I'm not a doctor and with his goblin genetics and fucked up facial features, it's possible his sinuses just aren't built like normal folk.
 
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Charlie Barkin said:
I just saw the clip of Marty beating Cyrax's ass and I found it to be absolutely hilarious. ALL of that talk about beating up Marty and making him Cyrax's bitch, only to get bested in 5 seconds and be begging for mercy :story:
Such a shane he will learn absolutely NOTHING from this!
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As per usual, Chance will just lie about the situation. In his delusion he will claim Marrty ambushed him with seven people or something similar.
 
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Fren said:
As per usual, Chance will just lie about the situation. In his delusion he will claim Marrty ambushed him with seven people or something similar.
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He already is lying lmao, he claimed he "Showed out". Cyrax, you were on the ground crying, called Marty the king, and ran away with your tail between your legs, you didn't show out to anything. And if Cyrax does try to press charges, he has no real ground to stand on since it was a consentual fight
 
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Ohio is one of those states that has funny legal jargon like "fighting words". While this shit usually applies to someone being called a nigger. You could easily see it applying here. This shit makes for good entertainment but to a court it's just two mentally ill morons who internet gayness went irl. Chance obviously in the wrong on so many levels for showing up. But so is Marty. At most these two are both guilty of petty shit like disorderly conduct and a stern talking to for wasting the cops times. Marty maybe more so. Probably not a good idea to spend the day instigating the shit and day drinking as you document it all. More so when you had to get an air bnb across the way from the dude.

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Pretty easy to start poking holes in Marty's self defense claims given his activity today let alone the past history as its been documented. . Sure you could get a cop to arrest chance but in court this wouldn't go over well for either of em. It's such a very gay and documented internet thing culminating into an even gayer display of violence



Hilarious though. Never heard an adult man make those nosies.
 
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Bogliacci said:
We can get more descriptive, he tucked his elbows close to his sides and held his forearms outwards as he scurried away. Just... completely odd, it's disorienting even.
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Like I said several pages ago, I call it his goblin prance, and we don't normally get to see it for that long, typically it only comes out when he's prancing from his computer to his doorway when Sally calls him downstairs.
 
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