Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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Agent Abe Caprine said:
"Tea $45. It was okay." One cup of tea for $45 shouldn't be just okay. It should be so good you have a psychotic break.
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Eh... in some Commonwealth countries the word 'tea' can mean a full meal, the evening meal. In other Commonwealth's, 'tea' is afternoon or morning tea, which is a beverage and a light snack like a small sandwich or cake.

I wouldn't mind trying the type of tea- as in the beverage- that costs $40 a cup. For that amount of money I expect at least two contactless orgasms. I do like my tea. I don't understand why it's so popular but doesn't have the same sort of miniature culture around it that coffee does.
 
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glass_houses said:
Eh... in some Commonwealth countries the word 'tea' can mean a full meal, the evening meal. In other Commonwealth's, 'tea' is afternoon or morning tea, which is a beverage and a light snack like a small sandwich or cake.

I wouldn't mind trying the type of tea- as in the beverage- that costs $40 a cup. For that amount of money I expect at least two contactless orgasms. I do like my tea. I don't understand why it's so popular but doesn't have the same sort of miniature culture around it that coffee does.
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Yep they give that fancy tower of sandwiches and desserts when people get afternoon tea.
 
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Not an original thought but these things are Beanie Babies 2.0.
 
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glass_houses said:
Squishmallows will be right behind them.

I actually rather like Squishmallows and have a couple of my own, but the market and collectors are fast approaching Funko pop levels of batshittery.
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At least those can be passed down to a little girl and she will enjoy them. I wouldn't be so cruel as to slight a poor kid by giving him a funko
 
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Dubai ceased to be "le future richland paradise" after the 2008 subprime mortgage crisis put a dead-stop on all of their inflated property projects, but that hasn't stopped them from dragging on this puerile hollywoodian-like aspirational attempt at enticing people to drop by and spend money, like disneyworld at orlando but in the desert and with tanker trucks carrying your feces off the hotel (which lacks networked plumbing).
They are working on the plumbing atm though.
 
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Dubai will exist as long as its oil reserves exist. As a tourist trap, though, this country is destinated to fail. Everything that is fun is a crime there. Naked women, alcohol, homosexuality (the demography with the most disposable income in the world, the perfect people to spend money on your country), and so on.

What's the point in a place like that?

It reminds me of Qatar, the host of the last World Cup. A gay journalist "died" there in mysterious circumstances. All the edgelords on 4chan loved the news, but what kind of sane people will decide to go on a muslin hellhole like that after this event? Those billionaires sheiks are delusional, their project to be the next hot shit will fail miserably once the oil dries out.
 
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Kept Ya Waiting Huh said:
I still don't know why anyone would take preworkout specifically for playing video games.
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Because they're extremely out of shape from not getting nearly enough sleep or activity during the day and staring at a screen for hours at a time destroys their eyes.
 
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