Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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If you're ever in a situation where your vehicle is about to be hit by a train, it's safer to run toward the train because of the trajectory your vehicle will take when hit.

It doesn't work like with punches.

He totally thought he could weave through it and hit back, like an anime.
If you pause the video when he begins sprinting you can tell he was way out of mbms range.

He obviously intended to try to rush him to get him on his back, knowing mbm has a bum Achilles.

He lies like he seeks out children, all the time.
 
I don't feel pity for Cyraxx, he's a walking endorsement for late term abortion but I absolute hate you fucking faggots. People who get too into any lolcow should suck off a shotgun.
In my experience it’s rare for actual gun owners to use phrases like “suck off a shotgun”
But who knows, maybe a late term abortion knows first hand. Couldn’t argue with that!
 
Tourist here, so is Cyraxx actually legitimately retarded? I never really cared for him as a lolcow because I just assumed so based on his appearance.
Here are some great Cyraxx quotes:
"Your mother should have spit instead of swallowed!"
While molesting a legally blind classmate of his (approximate age of Cyraxx still in highschool: ~20), "Oh yeah. I can hear it!" In reference to forcibly climaxing his victim.
"Marty is a racist niggerboy!"
"You've never seen anything so redneck like eating cold chicken noodle soup from a can."
 
Here's the archive of Cyrax's video "a Quick update" detailing his historic struggle against the A-Logs.

The top comment:

Cyrax the Goblin, once so fierce and bold,
Now stands alone, with a heart heavy and cold.
His fists are bruised, his body battered and torn,
His spirit shattered, his confidence forlorn.

He thought he had it all, the strength and the skill,
But Marty had outsmarted him, and he had lost with a shrill.
The rain still falls, a reminder of his defeat,
And Cyrax can't help but feel a bitter, painful heat.

He thinks about the fight, replaying it in his mind,
And wonders what went wrong, what he couldn't find.
He had trained and prepared, he had given it his all,
But in the end, Marty's fists had made him fall.

Cyrax the Goblin, once so proud and strong,
Now stands in the rain, with a heart heavy and long.
He knows he lost the fight, and that it's hard to swallow,
But he'll keep on fighting, he'll keep on trying, tomorrow.

 
Now that everyone's had their little spergo melty we can get back to the subject at hand. We just got so much content it's a shame not to discuss it further.
Marty definitely peaked at this point, hopefully another (actual) troll takes the spotlight into baiting Cyrax.
This is peak Marty absolutely. And I don't think Chance is gonna let him go any time soon, nor will Marty let chance go. I do like Marty. More or less. Mostly because the fucker has shown that he truly will go the extra mile. I'm of the opinion that Marty's gonna have to put El Goblino in his place again soon enough especially if he goes through with purchasing a house. Which I was kind of skeptical of at first but after seeing the new shit it doesn't seem that far-fetched.
I don't think the spotlight is going anywhere but it would be a nice breath of fresh air. Marty & Rax just love each other too much.
Tourist here, so is Cyraxx actually legitimately retarded? I never really cared for him as a lolcow because I just assumed so based on his appearance.
Well not literally but he might as well be. Just imagine white trash cranked up to 11 + genetic deficiencies + extremely obsessed with his trolls.
 
For the guy asking if Raxx is retarded or not:


He's dumber then shit, and handicapped..but he's not full on incapable of functioning or understanding. He actively is aware what he is doing is fucked up, or illegal, and that he lies, constantly. He's more incapable of learning from his mistakes, but he's fully aware they are mistakes.
I think the fact Sally did probably fuck all to help him with school had alot more to do with him being a wash out of education then actual handicaps. He can figure out computer stuff such as mixing. <Though he never makes his own mixes, but he seemingly understands basic autotuner etc etc> and I don't think some one who is a legit government must put them in a home level tard would figure that out.
Then again, autism <The real tism> would def allow for that.
But honestly? Raxx just tries really hard to emulate being some tough ass trailer park gangbanger, he willfully is ignorant, and racist, because he thinks it's goal. He thinks he's living like the Saints Row characters do at all times. Sans he doesn't actually try to help the community, and The Saints did.


Also if that AirBnB is any example of what Marty is looking at for a house, and he has any sort of commute through the air, it makes sense to me he'd want to invest. The AirBnB being an example of a decent home in that area? Can't blame him if the houses are around 90k and some are nice. I've seen shitholes around me going for 140k that have leaking roofs, and people buy them up. But Marty has yet to really say why he'd move to Akron, and I'm on the fence if it's him riling up Raxx by saying it..or he has actual reasons.
 
Marty definitely peaked at this point, hopefully another (actual) troll takes the spotlight into baiting Cyrax.

Agree - while it was funny to see Raxx finally get clocked, Marty has proven he has complete control over Raxx and at this point it's less like a fight between troll and lolcow as it is one fat man completely dominating a goblin.

Marty did what he was shitting on the new trolls for doing with with the xbox. Was it really peak hilarity to smash Raxx directly in the face when the camera was 10 feet off and blurry as fuck, then send Raxx packing within 1.5 minutes? Why not stand in front of the camera, maybe draw it out for laughs, get Raxx to rage for a bit? He wasn't in danger. Marty says it's about delivering Raxx rage because he's a rage addict, but he may as well have made Raxx eat shit and then rage about it for a minute for all the actual rage we got last night. The best part of it were the bloodcurdling screams but it was kind of pathetic to hear and really shows you how much of a degenerate creature the goblin is.
 
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Agree - while it was funny to see Raxx finally get clocked, Marty has proven he has complete control over Raxx and at this point it's less like a fight between troll and lolcow as it is one fat man completely dominating a goblin.

Marty did what he was shitting on the new trolls for doing with with the xbox. Was it really peak hilarity to smash Raxx directly in the face when the camera was 10 feet off and blurry as fuck, then send Raxx packing within 1.5 minutes? Why not stand in front of the camera, maybe draw it out for laughs, get Raxx to rage for a bit? He wasn't in danger. Marty says it's about delivering Raxx rage because he's a rage addict, but he may as well have made Raxx eat shit and then rage about it for a minute for all the actual rage we got last night. The best part of it were the bloodcurdling screams but it was kind of pathetic to hear and really shows you how much of a degenerate creature the goblin is.
I mean you're right, it was a fast rage, but idk the way Marty tells it he didn't think it would happen, and after that was a blur. And I think he's telling the truth.

And really feeling that thing under his knee, feeling that nose make contact with his fist? Probably satisfied his rage addiction a lot.
 
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