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IamnottheNSA said:
Episode 21: Beejams!
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Hoo boy, this one was a doozy. This is the longest video I made so far (and also the first video to break 10 minutes).
Feat. PPP's mantitties and Tardski seething at chat to the point of entering tard rage. Also :beejams:
Tardski yelling "AAAAAAAA BEEJAMS!" reminds me of "STAY BACK! AIM AIM AIM!". The beejams are coming, Andy. Look out for bee bombs.
By the way, remember me bitching about volume levels? I had no idea how good I had it until now - nothing compares to Tardski blasting Rama Rama at three times his volume. That's not annoying at all! Faggot.
All in all, a surprisingly enjoyable episode... for all the wrong reasons. I give it 4 stars out of 5.
Also shoutouts to @CatboyCumDump.
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Gotta love them trying to “own” :beejams: , as if Andy isn’t still seething about that LMFAO. Andy’s always one second away from sperging at chat, spittle flying out of him mouth and eyes bugging as he stutters in rage at Jub the Nub and other detractors.
 
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IamnottheNSA said:
Episode 21: Beejams!
View attachment 4673578
Hoo boy, this one was a doozy. This is the longest video I made so far (and also the first video to break 10 minutes).
Feat. PPP's mantitties and Tardski seething at chat to the point of entering tard rage. Also :beejams:
Tardski yelling "AAAAAAAA BEEJAMS!" reminds me of "STAY BACK! AIM AIM AIM!". The beejams are coming, Andy. Look out for bee bombs.
By the way, remember me bitching about volume levels? I had no idea how good I had it until now - nothing compares to Tardski blasting Rama Rama at three times his volume. That's not annoying at all! Faggot.
All in all, a surprisingly enjoyable episode... for all the wrong reasons. I give it 4 stars out of 5.
Also shoutouts to @CatboyCumDump.
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A 17min video was a nice surprise. :beejams:
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
Gotta love them trying to “own” :beejams: , as if Andy isn’t still seething about that LMFAO. Andy’s always one second away from sperging at chat, spittle flying out of him mouth and eyes bugging as he stutters in rage at Jub the Nub and other detractors.
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I just always assumed this was the AI figuring out Andy's code word for cocaine was beejams. As in, "Whoa Asston! Bout to hit a fat line of that beejams!"
 
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Pelican Bones said:
I just always assumed this was the AI figuring out Andy's code word for cocaine was beejams. As in, "Whoa Asston! Bout to hit a fat line of that beejams!"
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Actually, the AI misinterpreted “Boxed Wine” as “BEEJAMS” - Boxed Wine of course being Andy’s code word for cocaine, said repeatedly to lie to Kino Casino’s audience.

The AI struggled to interpret Andy, due to his intense stuttering and drunken mumbling - not mention Asston’s fat-voiced shrieking as he constantly ran a triangle screaming “RETARD ALERT” for the thousanth time, his enormous pendulous bitch-tits bouncing off his disgusting swollen gut.
 
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SignalBoot said:
friendly reminder to subscribe, post 'kino casino dot com' (kinocasino.com) in their chat, and unsubscribe moving forward, if you feel so inclined. godsneed.
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Did someone buy this domain just so they could redirect it to this picture?

I am not sure how to feel about it. Sometimes, the line between genius and lunacy can be blurry.
 
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friendly reminder to subscribe, post 'kino casino dot com' (kinocasino.com) in their chat, and unsubscribe moving forward, if you feel so inclined. godsneed.
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We don't deserve such level of basedness.
I kneel paypig senpai!
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Fag Albert said:
The holy combination of being super drunk and mad at some guy on the internet. I imagine the starfish stream is still somewhere. He kinda gave up on the whole preacher shtick a good year or so ago, even before that he got kicked out of his church.
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From what I understand, PPP was kicked out his church for said starfish stream. As well as likely being the catalyst for become estranged from his conservative family.

Ashton then falsely blamed all this on Ethan Ralph, claiming Ralph harassed his church to get Ashton kicked out. This was, of course, a lie - Ashton was simply fabricating a story to get e-fame and e-clout. A story, by the way, which I believed at the time.

Ashton has to get credit at least for being a reasonably intelligent guy. He knows how to lie very effectively, he knows how to play people to get ahead, and he knows how to use his actual religious training as a tool to achieve incredibly minor e-celebrity and milk gullible whales.

I don't think the modern Kino Casino crowd knows this lore. I would argue Asston hasn't fully dropped the preacher schtick - how many times has he gone on rants about AF and how they profane the word of God?

In a Kino Cathedral stream awhile ago, he was asked if he'd do preaching streams again. He responded "I may preach on the Bible again once I feel more right about myself". Ashton knows how to play Christians and tell them what they want to hear, fooling them into thinking he's actually devout.

TLDR: Ashton is a fake Christian who uses his religious upbringing to milk shekels out of actual Christians looking for a voice of reason in far-right circles. He then spends this money shoving wheelbarrows full of Potato Chips down his Hog-Gullet, gambling, and buying thousands of dollars of High Heels for Satan-Worshipping aging e-thots he's never met in real life.

Definitely better than Ralph and Fuentes! Listen to his critiques and cough up those NEETBux, Kino Casino PayPigs! He's the morbidly obese, chronically lying, closeted homosexual leader you need!

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