Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

[GS 281]

obviously you know nothing about the diminished need to sleep as people age.

I got my eye on you, buddy.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Man, we are going to be up to our eyes in law suits at this rate. Or we would be, if any of them would actually happen.

 

[Sammy]

i was zooming (hypomanic) when that was written. those passages were fictionalized in my less than responsible mental state. surely you autists can understand that. the truth is that my hands and lips never got past her breasts because the older woman shut it down so quickly.

to call what happened rape is simply not true and will be ruled defamation if i need to sue to get it shut down.

So you were abusing drugs and, unrestricted by rational thought about consequence, you "lied?"

Ever hear of the phrase In Vino Veritas?

obviously you know nothing about the diminished need to sleep as people age.

Is that why old people take so many naps? Because they don't need to?

 

[DV 259]

i was zooming (hypomanic) when that was written. those passages were fictionalized in my less than responsible mental state. surely you autists can understand that. the truth is that my hands and lips never got past her breasts because the older woman shut it down so quickly.

to call what happened rape is simply not true and will be ruled defamation if i need to sue to get it shut down.

That's right. It wasn't rape. It was child molestation.

However, the way you're painting it does lead to attempted rape, as had the older woman not "shut it down" you're implying that the situation would have escalated.

 

[ASU]

>gets banned for double posting
>spergs all day over ban
>gets unbanned
>resumes double posting

 

[Glassbrain]

i misread this as trains and then i made this

close enough

 

[autism420]

i'm not going to argue with an autistic child.

yet here you are

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Tommy The Tank Engine had been doing inappropriate things to some of the younger engines. But Tommy knew what to do in this kind of situation, deny deny deny. But alas, it was not working. How would he ever defeat these horrible trolls that were messing with his tracks? By twisting his story around so it wouldn't seem so bad. See kids, there are many solutions to this kind of problem.
And nobody likes old creepy male engines, so claim that you're an old creepy woman engine instead. You might even trick some transexual support groups into helping you out. As for those trolls, just keep firing every insult you can possibly think of at them. Tommy The Tank Engine recommends such words as autisic, frat boy, mentally unsound, idiotic millennial, and Felicia.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Tommy The Tank Engine had been doing inappropriate things to some of the younger engines. But Tommy knew what to do in this kind of situation, deny deny deny. But alas, it was not working. How would he ever defeat these horrible trolls that were messing with his tracks? By twisting his story around so it wouldn't seem so bad. See kids, there are many solutions to this kind of problem.
And nobody likes old creepy male engines, so claim that you're an old creepy woman engine instead. You might even trick some tranny support groups into helping you out. As for those trolls, just keep firing every insult you can possibly think of at them. Tommy The Tank Engine recommends such words as autisic, frat boy, mentally unsound, idiotic millennial, and Felicia.

Despite all his huffing and puffing, he will never be a really useful engine.

 

[The Grimace]

So, Tommy, anything interesting go on during your ban here?

 

[AnOminous]

He's started with two double posts in a row. One more and he's out again.

 

[Sansha Baby]

thread ban me, little BOY. you're not getting any more videos like that at all, SON. you want me to entertain you, you need to pay. i'm an established artist and i get a minimum of $50/hr from my clients. this is why you only see me sporadically here or AMB. i have a whole lot more fruitful pursuits elsewhere and you've used your allocation of my pro bono time for the day, MR. sleazel.

Now, correct me if I am wrong here, but aren't you also collecting social security? If so I hope you are reporting your income. They tend to take a dim view of people making money and not reporting it to them while receiving money from them. Maybe a phone call to their fraud hotline is in order here.

the truth is that my hands and lips never got past her breasts because the older woman shut it down so quickly.

So again you are admitting to sexual contact with a minor. Your hands and lips on her breasts. That by definition is sexual contact with a minor making you an admitted child molester.

 

[crunchysalty]

Now, correct me if I am wrong here, but aren't you also collecting social security? If so I hope you are reporting your income. They tend to take a dim view of people making money and not reporting it to them while receiving money from them. Maybe a phone call to their fraud hotline is in order here.

Hmm, good point. We also have connections with the IRS, I bet they would be very interested in you @Thomas Jay Wasserberg. Expect a call from them soon.

 

[Crisseh]

i misread this as trains and then i made this
close enough

Tommy the Autistic Engine!

He travels around delivering fake lolsuits across the country.

 

[repentance]

i was zooming (hypomanic) when that was written. those passages were fictionalized in my less than responsible mental state. surely you autists can understand that. the truth is that my hands and lips never got past her breasts because the older woman shut it down so quickly.

to call what happened rape is simply not true and will be ruled defamation if i need to sue to get it shut down.

I can't wait to see you present that reasoning in court.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't wait to see you present that reasoning in court.

He won't be presenting shit in court.

Unless he gets arrested as a child molester.

 

[Asperchewy]

Can we change his title to "Contradictory Cow"?

 

[repentance]

He won't be presenting shit in court.

Unless he gets arrested as a child molester.

No sane defence lawyer would let him take the stand, the way he runs his mouth.

His narrative testimony would be entertaining, though.

 

[Cthulu]

No sane defence lawyer would let him take the stand, the way he runs his mouth.

His narrative testimony would be entertaining, though.

We said that about Shaner.

 

[Asperchewy]

With his friends bringing him in for a psyche evaluation during a gathering in the "A-Camp" for driving around camp like an idiot, and this letter, I have a strong belief that Weed isn't the only thing he medicates with on a daily basis. "As a Melchizedekan priest to whom alcohol is a sacramental substance" I'm 100% certain that hes a raging drunk as well.