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He's acting like he went swimming with the phone and it's Samsung's fault but I think he just dropped it in the toilet or in the pool like the clumsy oaf he is but will never admit to it.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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same guy who thought Ford would be interested in him as an an influencer, to reach out to the cat lady demographic
Delusional.
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Wow what a fucking retarded pig.Foldable phones are notoriously easy to break even in good conditions. This nigger subjected a toy phone to not just salty sea water, but also his immense gravitational field. Wouldn't be surprised if he just sat on it but is too embarrassed to say he did so.
Poor samsung had no chance.
"No child, I did not drown my 1800 dollar foldable phone."
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He also believes that Samsung should be paying him for tweeting about their phones:
He really is a fucking dunce.
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This takes serious retard effort, I've had water resistant Samsung phones get wet for hours and had no longterm issues with them
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wait, i mean.. i'm pretty sure they didn't really move on from the joos. They were pretty set on the joos. Right? If this guy wasn't fuckign retarded, it would be so much more truthful to say they started with the trans (and mentally ill), THEN targeted the jews.
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The only thing that this tweet convinces me about is that the people who buy expensive folding phones are dead beat fathers, wife beaters, failed writers, niggeroni makers, 4 cylinder mustang drivers, tech illiterates, cucks, manchildren and most importantly FAT people.
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If anyone was wondering why Mexico:
Piggy and his sow likely got cheap tickets/accommodation because El Chapo's son was caught a few months ago and many regions of the country are basically in a civil war.
Piggy and his sow likely got cheap tickets/accommodation because El Chapo's son was caught a few months ago and many regions of the country are basically in a civil war.
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Lmao imagine actually believing you can dunk your phone underwater. Nobody actually believes that BS Patrick. As someone who used to work on phone repairs, let me tell you like 90% of the jobs I saw wer repairing water damage.
I can't even imagine what saltwater would do to a phone.
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Samsung does owe him a free phone for their lack of handicap accessible design, they had only designed it for a human hand holding it and not a bloaTed hoof
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Just because something is water resistant doesn't mean you should put it in water. This is like that video of the kid showing off his shatter resistant phone case by smashing it with a hammer. With similar results.
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I always assumed those water resistant to x depth for x mins guaranteed sorts of claims were just a way of saying "if it gets wet in the rain or you drop it in the sink/bath/toilet it'll still work" not "take us for a leisurely swim".
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I love that Pat is so fucking stupid that not only did he take his phone swimming with him, but he felt the need to share this fact with the rest of the Internet, despite having a dedicated army of “stalker childs” by his own admission. It’s truly the reason why Fatrick is such a great lolcow.
Also, the fuck is with obese wannabe tough-guy lolcows and going to Mexico? Is it because they want to show how tough they are, like “yeah I’m so fuckin tough I‘m going to (the safe, tourist friendly areas of) Cartel-ridden Mexico, I’m such a (R)Alpha male!”.
Also, the fuck is with obese wannabe tough-guy lolcows and going to Mexico? Is it because they want to show how tough they are, like “yeah I’m so fuckin tough I‘m going to (the safe, tourist friendly areas of) Cartel-ridden Mexico, I’m such a (R)Alpha male!”.
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He's back with a vengeance:
He's currently fighting with people about allowing brainwashed children to cut their genitals off:
He's currently fighting with people about allowing brainwashed children to cut their genitals off:
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God he really is so euphoric in his own stupidity
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Fatrick is the worst kind of politically-obsessed boomer. He think he’s in a holy war and will mindlessly parrot any party line the Democrat/Leftists push down the pipeline. There will never be anything he disagrees with no matter how insane it is, or how little he cares about it beforehand. As long as the talking point has the “right people” spouting it, he’ll not only make himself believe it, but fight about it with others.
Pat is a good fat little soldier-pig, oinking away about why children getting their penises removed is simply fine, child.
I came up with a really funny idea, at least to me. We know Fat Pat will never disagree with any leftist position.
What if somehow the Leftists start to champion free speech, and the right for people to remain anonymous and troll on the Internet?
What would happen to Pat’s brain? I actually don’t think he could compute it. He would break and begin to emit smoke and sparks, like a primitive computer finally reaching its limit.
Imagine how sweet that day would be if loyal Pat, the retarded mindless fat piggy Drone Soldier of progressives, had to defend the idea of his Stlakers being allowed to retain their anonymity. Even if that meant disavowing his own failed lawsuit against Quasi.
He’s such a fucking libshit I actually think he might have to side with OnA. The social pressure is also so insane to conform on his “team” it’s possible he might have to do it to survive.
Overall, Pat is a mind-broken faggot and one of the most unlikeable people I’ve ever seen online. Look at him coming back from vacation and instantly starting shit with anyone he can on his Gay Bird App. “I was picked at random by trolls”. LOL. He’s legitimately retarded and I’m amazed he hasn’t gotten his ass kick more. Oh Wait - I know why.
Because in real life he’s a lisping, fat-faced sissy who crumples under pressure until cornered - then shrieks impotently at authority figures (only when he knows they have to put up with him, such as the Milwaukee Police).
Obese, pea-brained, retard Pat. Shrimp-dicked, cucked, extremely fat.
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I’m only sorry Pat and Ralph didn’t bump into each other in Mexico. They would have violently not hit it off.
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I missed this, he added more retardation:
He should be yelling that while looking into a mirror.
He should be yelling that while looking into a mirror.
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His collection of copypaste responses. He now has to write them all by hand.