Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Two big reasons: one, they are still, even with all the photographic evidence, willfully ignorant. Two: trannyism is just like being any other junkie, or anorexic. They will achieve their goal no matter the cost. The ones determined to butcher their genitals in the name of coom are so mentally fucked up, they'll rationalize it however they can. This shit is also literally addictive. They get the face shit done, the fake tits, the butt lifts or whatever. The stinkditch is the next thing to do. Its also part of the reason they wind up so miserable. Congrats, you hit your high with a botched, painful open wound, or an arm sausage that runs the risk of splitting wide open and looking like a Shai Hulud. The few who achieve some sort of of post-nut clarity will realize what a fucking mistake they've made.

I feel like this is some type of forbidden knowledge that anyone that isn't on the spectrum already knows and the dead sea scrolls for who is but hasnt gotten fucked up along the way to being neurotypical.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Could be a Legit W in general, if he gets a chance to examine his life through a sober lens and doesn't have a drug-induced haze to block out unpleasant thoughts.

As much as I support anyone stop doing drugs for their own good, I dunno if that's a good thing for someone like Keffals or troons in general.

Just a little thought exercise here: imagine that you've been doing drugs and having an overall bad behavior in general. And then, suddenly stop right at this moment. Maybe you're fat, maybe you've spent most of your money for your addiction, you perhaps lost your job, your friends, partner, whatever. Fuck it, you even did porn at some point. All of that, you can fix. Male of woman, even if you're in your 30s, you still can start over your life. If you're a man, you can do that even in your 40s and a little more if you're lucky. You still can find a partner and have a family of your own if you really want to improve your life and leave your past behind.

If Keffals cleans up... he can't do any of that. He's a castrated man who's destroyed his body with hormones and can't go back. Never no one, aside from degenerates with a very specific fetish will ever want to fuck him, and it's not good for his recovery to be around this kind of people. No man will ever want him, no woman will ever want him. If he stops doing drugs, he's gonna have a clean mind that's gonna realise that... and then he will kill himself. It's a W for the world, but not for him.

 

[Articles and Nudes]

Once we get to the point kiwis are writing scat fan fiction about Lucas' wiping technique, the thread has gone downhill.

 

[Cronkle]

As much as I support anyone stop doing drugs for their own good, I dunno if that's a good thing for someone like Keffals or troons in general.

Just a little thought exercise here: imagine that you've been doing drugs and having an overall bad behavior in general. And then, suddenly stop right at this moment. Maybe you're fat, maybe you've spent most of your money for your addiction, you perhaps lost your job, your friends, partner, whatever. Fuck it, you even did porn at some point. All of that, you can fix. Male of woman, even if you're in your 30s, you still can start over your life. If you're a man, you can do that even in your 40s and a little more if you're lucky. You still can find a partner and have a family of your own if you really want to improve your life and leave your past behind.

If Keffals cleans up... he can't do any of that. He's a castrated man who's destroyed his body with hormones and can't go back. Never no one, aside from degenerates with a very specific fetish will ever want to fuck him, and it's not good for his recovery to be around this kind of people. No man will ever want him, no woman will ever want him. If he stops doing drugs, he's gonna have a clean mind that's gonna realise that... and then he will kill himself. It's a W for the world, but not for him.

When the “moment of clarity” makes you wake up only to realize you live in a horror movie and it’s too late. He deserves all of it

 

[Procrastinhater]

Once we get to the point kiwis are writing scat fan fiction about Lucas' wiping technique, the thread has gone downhill.

This thread has been going downhill for the past 1000 pages to be fair, with a slight pickup when Lucas decided to immolate himself on Twitter.
Now thats stopped its going into the weeds again.
This is what happens when we get no new content sadly.

 

[King George III]

When the “moment of clarity” makes you wake up only to realize you live in a horror movie and it’s too late. He deserves all of it

Assuming the faggot is actually in rehab getting clean. If (big if) he really is, that sober clarity is just going to make him realize just how much he's fucked up his life, leading him right back to the dope. He's either going to OD or head down to a hardware store for some rope.

 

[JaneThough]

Not once in my life have I ever seen a real woman stick her hand down her pants in public to adjust their gash.

But perhaps someone with a real gash doesn't need it? It's only a stinkditch that's in need of constant dilation? You don't want that wound to heal up.

As someone with a real gash, there's no reason ever to be sticking your hand in your pants in public. Vagina's aren't uncomfortable, unless you have an infection or something. They just are. Women don't pull an Al Bundy unless on their OF.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

As much as I support anyone stop doing drugs for their own good, I dunno if that's a good thing for someone like Keffals or troons in general.

Just a little thought exercise here: imagine that you've been doing drugs and having an overall bad behavior in general. And then, suddenly stop right at this moment. Maybe you're fat, maybe you've spent most of your money for your addiction, you perhaps lost your job, your friends, partner, whatever. Fuck it, you even did porn at some point. All of that, you can fix. Male of woman, even if you're in your 30s, you still can start over your life. If you're a man, you can do that even in your 40s and a little more if you're lucky. You still can find a partner and have a family of your own if you really want to improve your life and leave your past behind.

If Keffals cleans up... he can't do any of that. He's a castrated man who's destroyed his body with hormones and can't go back. Never no one, aside from degenerates with a very specific fetish will ever want to fuck him, and it's not good for his recovery to be around this kind of people. No man will ever want him, no woman will ever want him. If he stops doing drugs, he's gonna have a clean mind that's gonna realise that... and then he will kill himself. It's a W for the world, but not for him.

If he does end up offing himself, that's an L for us given he gives us delicious milk. He can however make a martyr of himself if he releases his messages between him and Ben Collins. It won't shake up the industry as they will find another pig but it would destroy his career. Keffals admitting wrongdoing and reveals all that can to prove we are innocent would only be a weird type of respect that someone who finally realized they are shit comes to terms but can't really make up for what they did.

That's not likely to happen but it's not impossible. Lucas when you read this on your pre allocated internet time, know that you CAN salvage something of a respectable outcome. Not fully but you can start.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Assuming the faggot is actually in rehab getting clean. If (big if) he really is, that sober clarity is just going to make him realize just how much he's fucked up his life, leading him right back to the dope. He's either going to OD or head down to a hardware store for some rope.

Lucas will never take the rope challenge. He is to much of narcissist to do that. Sobering up will just make him triple down on his sexual deviancy. A Buffalo Bill arc is far more likely then the 41%.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Assuming the faggot is actually in rehab getting clean. If (big if) he really is, that sober clarity is just going to make him realize just how much he's fucked up his life, leading him right back to the dope. He's either going to OD or head down to a hardware store for some rope.

If he's really in rehab, the rehab clinic in question will probably prevent some leaks to keep Lucas' secrecy.

 

[Punished Neco]

Once we get to the point kiwis are writing scat fan fiction about Lucas' wiping technique, the thread has gone downhill.

I'll admit that at times I've been guilty of posting inane shit to try to breathe life back into the thread whilst Keffals is gone.

However at this point with the wiping technique and sperging about other insignificant shit I think it's probably time we all just agree to let this thread die until Keffals return. There's no milk to be had here.
If someone spots Keffals hanging out in Ireland then post a picture, until then or a return from Keffals it's a arrivederci.
See you on the flipside fellow Kiwi's


Additionally: Beware of false Socialblade statistics giving fake data to base a belief from, An increase in following count doesn't mean much, it increased by +1 the other day just because Shoe0nhead reactivated her account for example, so that for example would be a false positive of data that indicates a return/slip-up on Keffals part. I'm posting this in the hope that I don't see this brought up in the next few weeks as a smoking gun of 'Keffals activity'.

 

[DontLeaveMeHanging]

I don't for one minute believe he's in rehab. This is a conveniently timed break from social media following his plummeting subscribers and reputation.

When he returns he will no doubt find some way to pin this on us. No doubt he'll say we drove him to a breakdown / overdose / to behave out of character.

He'll be hoping he can ride a wave of sympathy and the troons might forgive him.

Spoiler

There is an odd parallel with brit non binary / trans /whatever the fuck she says she is this week blogger and liar extraordinare Jack Monroe. She has also vanished from social media and is embroiled in a wave of criticism.

 

[Saint Agustin]

I don't think he will be back. Faggot burned every bridge possibly and got a lot of attention, especially with the whole DYI HRT that raised a lot of suspicious towards him.

He is not going back, he maybe is gonna pull a byuu but I doubt anyone will believe it.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

If someone spots Keffals hanging out in Ireland then post a picture,

Exactly. While I agree that KeffAILS is not above faking the rehab there is no way KefFAILS can keep the opsec of pretending to be in rehab. Keffals can't seem to function without the underpaid 'team members' and long-term they suck at the opsec.

This is still win/win.

If this is fake we just get to wait for the leaks and faking will only anger more of the people still sticking with KefFAILS. More milk.

If it was an actual detox that won't change the milk-producing nature of KefFAILS at the core of its being. The Keffals success was seen being a disagreeable cunt to others in a very milky way. There will be a return to being a flaming cunt in an attempt to make money. And the 'I'm a druggy' won't be acceptable to even more of the followers who stuck it out for rehab. Fighting the kiwifarms and druggy were the excuse to overlook the cunty crap. At some point the excuses run out. And there will be milk.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Maybe there's a 41 arc in the offing?

 

[fake farts]

I feel like this is some type of forbidden knowledge that anyone that isn't on the spectrum already knows and the dead sea scrolls for who is but hasnt gotten fucked up along the way to being neurotypical.

Its fascinating and disgusting how something so painfully obvious - transing is bad, and these people are mentally ill - is being completely denied and suppressed by the powers that be. Denying this shit is a cancer is like denying the very nose on your face.

 

[bluehawk]

One man likes to milk a cow, the other gets their amhole plowed, but there's no reason why they can't be friends.
Internet autists should stick together, Internet autists should all be pals.
Kiwis dance with the trannies' waifus, trannies dance with the kiwis' gals.

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

Never in my life would I imagine chuckling at a forum post combining off-color jokes about trannies and Oklahoma!.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Has anyone made a joke about Keffals saying that he speedrun destroying the Kiwi Farms to be literal.

Cause he's a drug addict, get it? Like "speed" the drug?

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

Assuming that Keffals isn't lying, and is actually in rehab, I'm willing to bet any good will or pause he's had on his reputation's inevitable destruction will be erased the moment he starts tweeting and streaming again.

People on Twitter can be convinced the drugs are what made him say edgy shit, or repeatedly do things that make Twitter hate him, but in Truth rehab can't and won't fix the fact Keffals is a coom-brained 4chan-tier incel.