Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

He held that poor struggling phone under until the life had faded from it. The same way he did to the last 12 children to go missing in the greater Milwaukee area

 

[spastic_bag]

Jesus fucking Christ, the IP rating on phones is about withstanding accidents, not intentions. Or, in words simple enough for Patrick to understand, "whoops, it fell into the water" yes, "I'm gonna go swim with it" no.

Digging a bit deeper into the Z Fold 3's water resistance, the phone is backed by an IPX8 rating. That means it can survive splashes and droplets of water, in addition to full submersion in up to 1.5 meters of fresh water for up to 30 minutes. So, if someone accidentally bumps their Z Fold 3 into the tub or sink, it has the necessary protections to prevent it from being instantly killed.

That's a substantial improvement over the original Galaxy Fold and Z Fold 2, but that's not to say the Z Fold 3 is impenetrable. Samsung directly advises against using the phone "for beach or pool use," likely to keep it safe from chlorine, salt water, sand, etc. The Z Fold 3 is only rated for protection against fresh water and doesn't have any resistance against dust. That means it's a more fragile device than a Galaxy S21 or other 'normal' smartphones, so there's still work to be done for future generations. However, going from zero water resistance to an IPX8 rating in one year is a massive step in the right direction.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

He held that poor struggling phone under until the life had faded from it. The same way he did to the last 12 black children to go missing in the greater Milwaukee area

Fixed that for you.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

He also believes that Samsung should be paying him for tweeting about their phones:

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He really is a fucking dunce.

I personally know 2 people with the Samsung folding phones (whether they're the same model, uncertain). Apparently I should have rushed out and got one based on the "Wow" factor. Instead of saying "Neat!" and moving on. I do actually like them as proof of concept, but am not convinced the technology is fully there yet.

So that this post isn't entirely pointless - they seem pretty goddamn fragile, because one of the guys I know got very fine sand in the hinge and couldn't properly close it for several weeks, and the other guy broke something on his in fairly short order too, I don't remember the details.

$1800 well spent, Fatrick!

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

He's back with a vengeance:

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He's currently fighting with people about allowing brainwashed children to cut their genitals off:

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lol and he wonders why everyone thinks he’s a greasy fat pedo, I’m so glad he got eviscerated on obscuras podcast

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy is still seething, apparently Samsung are to blame for him going swimming with his phone and bricking it like a retard:

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I personally know 2 people with the Samsung folding phones (whether they're the same model, uncertain). Apparently I should have rushed out and got one based on the "Wow" factor. Instead of saying "Neat!" and moving on. I do actually like them as proof of concept, but am not convinced the technology is fully there yet.

So that this post isn't entirely pointless - they seem pretty goddamn fragile, because one of the guys I know got very fine sand in the hinge and couldn't properly close it for several weeks, and the other guy broke something on his in fairly short order too, I don't remember the details.

$1800 well spent, Fatrick!

It's even better when you realise that he doesn't make any money and that he probably bought it with his wife's check.

 

[Dirty Harry]

From reddit:

Fat retard Patrick S. Tomlinson, who tried to sue the author of his ED article for defamation, gets his lolsuit tossed and is ordered to pay $23,739.25 in attorney's fees

Gee, another fat retard who thinks they are a Perry Mason

 

[beautiful person]

Pig has been vacationing in Mexico. He might have destroyed his own phone.

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Lol his consoomer, brand-loyalty mindset is so funny. "How could Samsung do this to me??" Lmao.

Also, why does he keep acting like ocean salt water is supposed to be safer for electronics than fresh water? He keeps bringing up the "safe in 2ft of freshwater" spec. without ever stopping to realize that saltwater doesn't meet the parameters of that spec. Saltwater is never not going to be destructive to electronics. Like, duh, Patrick.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Oh man, I'm glad I followed A.F. to this thread.

BONUS: Over the course of the legal proceedings, somebody registered the domain huffpostnews.net, and catfished Patrick, pretending to be a Huffington Post reporter who was doing a story on the OnaForums and the lolsuit. This individual, under the pseudonym Josiah Munoz, conducted and recorded over 2 hours of interviews with Patrick. In these interviews, Patrick disparaged the judge presiding over his case, admitted to lying about several things, and declared "off the record" (even though he knew he was being recorded) that he would defy any court orders that he disagreed with. At the end of it all, Josiah revealed that he was a troll, and Patrick had one of the funniest/most psychotic meltdowns of all time, also fully recorded (https://nanaimg.net/fatrick)

 

[Mr Moonface]

Someone on the other forums found a new video of piggy's standup, all of piggy's "jokes" are edited out of it which actually makes it pretty funny:

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

I came up with a really funny idea, at least to me. We know Fat Pat will never disagree with any leftist position.

What if somehow the Leftists start to champion free speech, and the right for people to remain anonymous and troll on the Internet?

What would happen to Pat’s brain? I actually don’t think he could compute it. He would break and begin to emit smoke and sparks, like a primitive computer finally reaching its limit.

Imagine how sweet that day would be if loyal Pat, the retarded mindless fat piggy Drone Soldier of progressives, had to defend the idea of his Stlakers being allowed to retain their anonymity. Even if that meant disavowing his own failed lawsuit against Quasi.

He’s such a fucking libshit I actually think he might have to side with OnA. The social pressure is also so insane to conform on his “team” it’s possible he might have to do it to survive.

It would be the same thing he currently does wrt gun control. He parrots everything they are saying, then does some mental gymnastics to say that it is compatible with his current beliefs. If democrats suddenly started supporting free speech, he would agree, then say that his wanting to take down Kiwi and onaforums is not contradictory.

 

[John_Smith]

Piggy is not capable of cognitive dissonance. If Patso's tribal leaders issue some new diktat, Patso will dutifully swallow it whole. He has always been at war with Eastasia. Just wait until there is acceptance that the Covid escaped from a lab. Patso will jump all over that, and of course blame "MAGA people" for misleading everyone by... well... thinking that it was something from a lab (we're seeing this now).

Samsung will not pay to repair or replace his phone. He's had it for longer than the warranty, for starters. You know he bought it on a contract too, so he's still paying it off, and will have to finish paying it off while paying for a new phone. More of Quasi's money spent foolishly.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

I can see why Fatrick had bad grades.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

I wonder if Fatrick tried putting his phone in the microwave to dry it out.

 

[grey area]

This complete stain deserves to be publicly dismantled and humiliated, but the latter may not even be possible at this point. He is completely consumed by his hubris.

Pat is such an ugly, repulsive piece of shit that he has the audacity to vacation multiple times a year, all while being an unemployed, fat retard saddled with significant debt. I really hope enforcement proceedings take his flippant spending into account.

 

[RedMage]

Pig has been vacationing in Mexico. He might have destroyed his own phone.

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Retards don't know how to take care of their shit.

People should know that just because your phone is rated as such isn't the okay to be stupid and careless with it. The phone was probably tired of him anyways. Considering he is a heavy twitter user, he has probably worn out that phone.

Also, I believe that phone had the SD888 - poorly made SoC with rapid heating. With how Fatrick uses that phone, it was only a matter of time for it to give out and the constant opening and closing the hinge on it resulted in it's IP rating being compromised.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Piggy is still seething, apparently Samsung are to blame for him going swimming with his phone and bricking it like a retard:

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He expects anyone to believe people (other than the pests) have been trying to get in touch with him? Like who, his literary agent?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He expects anyone to believe people (other than the pests) have been trying to get in touch with him? Like who, his literary agent?

 

[Ophelia]

Samsung does owe him a free phone for their lack of handicap accessible design, they had only designed it for a human hand holding it and not a bloaTed hoof

Pig feet are called “trotters,” child.

He’s so stupid he can’t even defend the trans thing right. The big “whistleblower” story is being debunked and all he has to do is link to one of the articles. Idiot pig.