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[The Hoh Rainforest]

If by "murder drones", it means disease-ridden alpacas, & "disposing human remains", it means feeding those alpacas body parts removed during the trans-formation surgeries, then I can believe that happened at the Tranch.

Kevin's amhole trimmings would be Jen-snackies before they got to the alpacas.

 

[murph]

As much as I dont like either bonnie or kind, I do hope kind recovers. I dont want the End Of Tranchvangelion to go in a depressing direction like that.

Maybe one of Kindnesses many alters is dying.

After seeing the entire arc of these lolcows, the fact that you can believe anything any one of these characters has to say is truly exceptional.

 

[stupid frog]

Kevin also has multiple personalities, how dare other Paul call out Bonnie on ... hers.

 

[Bani]

My nigger, are you retarded?
What would a pure electric car do with a catalytic converter?

Fuck me, I was thinking of hybrids.

 

[a hapless toad]

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As much as I dont like either bonnie or kind, I do hope kind recovers. I dont want the End Of Tranchvangelion to go in a depressing direction like that.

From fucking WHAT? Being monitored 24/7?

https://www.epsyhealth.com/seizure-...epilepsy-monitoring-unit-heres-what-to-expect

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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As much as I dont like either bonnie or kind, I do hope kind recovers. I dont want the End Of Tranchvangelion to go in a depressing direction like that.

Just because Kindness is in a hospital doesn't mean she's sick. Munchies go to hospitals all the time and can stay there for weeks despite not being sick at all. I automatically doubt all Kindness health claims because she's a serial liar.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

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As much as I dont like either bonnie or kind, I do hope kind recovers. I dont want the End Of Tranchvangelion to go in a depressing direction like that.

I agree with your sentiments but am curious. What would recovery look like for Kindness? Her entire personality is her illnesses/conditions. Is there a Kindness if they go away?

Anyhow, I think Kindness being at death's door is an excuse for Paul to take a break from the Internet for a few days. He doesn't like the heat he's getting.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

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As much as I dont like either bonnie or kind, I do hope kind recovers. I dont want the End Of Tranchvangelion to go in a depressing direction like that.

Translation: Alyssa is being monitored by equipment that can detect and document her "seizures" and, when no seizures are detected during her spastic fits, is now dialing the histrionics up to 11 because the doctors want to have psych down for a consult.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Translation: Alyssa is being monitored by equipment that can detect and document her "seizures" and, when no seizures are detected during her spastic fits, is now dialing the histrionics up to 11 because the doctors want to have psych down for a consult.

I bet she's not getting any pot, either.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

An update on the Black Farmers issue, I feel like I am going down the rabbit hole of crazy.

[crazy shit]

Jesus. We've joked plenty about tranny Waco on here, but these crazy niggers look like they might actually shoot somebody for real. They've got all the worst aspects of stereotypical Black separatists and stereotypical trigger-happy rural gun nuts, and that makes for one potent batch of crazy. At least the local townsfolk don't need to worry about getting the George Floyd treatment, since "peaceful protesters" aren't about to descend en masse on a mostly white town in the middle of nowhere where everybody's got guns.

Looking forward to the upcoming thread.

 

[Bani]

Just say he's the tranny version of David Koresh!

I wouldn't put it past Phil to brand Kevin and Shiteater with his initials, though I don't think he's smart enough to run a pyramid scheme.

 

[scumbus]

The people in Boner's replies calling him a "snitch need to have their property ransacked and their cars totaled.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Thank you to whichever mod unspoilered my post, it was maddening trying to do it myself.
I took a nap after dealing with making that post and I woke up to this

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My first thought was “Bonnie is being dramatic as hell” but it is actually perfect timing this shit happened right before she was going to go to the hospital (scheduled for Monday, so tomorrow is Bonnie’s last full day with her until she gets out). He can say “oh i gotta get off twitter now” without looking like he flat out ran off with his tail between his legs (like he did to the tranch lol) AND attempt to garner sympathy at the same time!
He better actually stay off Twitter, he said he was going to be away from it a few days ago in one of his many threads, but that didn’t pan out, clearly. Bonnie, stay the fuck off Twitter, the deranged ACAB people arent going to side with you, not now and not ever.

 

[Vesperus]

Disposing of bodies is easy.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

It's just standard wannabe edgelord bragging. Information about disposing human remains* is not hard to come by. It sounds like he was reading a lot of anarchist ebooks and similar online LARP material, and then repeating shit to try to sound tough and smart and intimidating.

(*not that this information is particularly good, because the people who do try to cleverly dispose of human remains with chemicals or the like seem to get caught 90% of the time. The real pros know to just throw them down a mineshaft)

Pigs are best, if you can get them. Always go full-Pickton.

 

[Particle Bored]

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As much as I dont like either bonnie or kind, I do hope kind recovers. I dont want the End Of Tranchvangelion to go in a depressing direction like that.

From fucking WHAT? Being monitored 24/7?

https://www.epsyhealth.com/seizure-...epilepsy-monitoring-unit-heres-what-to-expect

Pretty much. I'm wondering if she's munchie-spazzing, doctors say "WTF EEG shows nothing," Kindness says "OMG their questioning my lived experience is violence! Gonna kill myself if they dont play along!"

 

[Niggerphobe]

Pigs are best, if you can get them. Always go full-Pickton.

Id say acid or the Japanese concrete barrel method

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Calling ISPs to get perfectly legal websites removed from the internet is snitchin

 

[Klaptrap]

The people in Boner's replies calling him a "snitch need to have their property ransacked and their cars totaled.

Repeatedly until they learn.

 

[Procopius]

EDIT: There are some gaps in my knowledge of Tranch lore, who was the guest who actually claimed to have seen armed men trespassing during the alleged siege?

There was a series of podcasts a couple of hundred pages back that identified him as "Aldo", presumably the same Aldo hate-tweeting at Paul right now. I think his real name is a few hundred pages further back, but I can't remember it.

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Luckily for Paul he's got a big plot of land to bury her in. And experience digging graves. Hell, he even built his own desk a few years ago, so he shouldn't find it too hard to knock up a coffin. Kindness couldn't be in better hands. Unless of course she identifies as Hindu, in which case he's totally screwed because the Tranchers burned anything wood over winter, and the propane tank was repossessed months back.