Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Gatorade is fucking terrible for you in any large amount. It's sugar water loaded up with salt.

It doesn't even have enough salt to be described as 'loaded up' - An average can of monster has more salt than gatorade. A proper electrolyte replenishment drink has way more salt, more potassium, and has magnesium. Its also liable to taste pretty bad, especially if you're not used to it. It'll also make the average fatass shit themselves wildly, electrolytes help regulate the bowels and theirs are usually in an awful state. The whole beverage is just a scam to the ignorant.

I will yield that a few of the flavors taste kinda nice, but at that point its stacking up against real soda's and usually doesn't win out.

 

[EvilDroid64]

The worst thing to me are those energy drinks. How the hell do people consume those? Blech.

I like some of the low-carb or zero-carb ones if I have to get up early in the morning to travel and don't want to drink coffee, because coffee makes me have to shit. The full sugar ones, like the regular Monster, are far too sweet for my tastes.

 

[Jack of the Lantern II]

New "Movie Review from the Nursing Home!"

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

If we're to believe his linkedin page, which he actually does update with the same sort of fat on the go fast food trash he posts on twitter and FB, he hasn't had a real job since he was an "Executive assistant" for a CFO in 2000.
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He hasn't had a real job in over 2 decades at this point. And if you're wondering about that movie... his brother wrote it and Jack isn't listed as a "co-producer" on IMDB. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1327763/fullcredits/

Shockingly GiveMeEntertainment is listed under the Production Company header on IMDB. I wonder if that translates to him showing up on set one day with a dozen donuts that he used Hammy’s credit card to buy.

Solitary (2009) - Company credits - IMDb

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[BigTsBull]

New "Movie Review from the Nursing Home!"

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My God. His right eye moves around so slowly compared to his left one. He his genuinely unsettling to look at.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack doesn't respect anyone. Why is he telling people to learn respect for others?

Also, does anyone know when gatorade went from salty to too much sugar? I think it's when they went from glass to plastic, but I'm not 100% sure.

Go flock yourself Jack.

 

[Tiresome]

New "Movie Review from the Nursing Home!"

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"There's more about loving people and treating people with respect." -- A man who loves nobody but himself and treats no one with respect, least of all his own family.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

Jack doesn't respect anyone. Why is he telling people to learn respect for others?.

Go flock yourself Jack.

This. I almost had a stroke myself when he said this. He literally spent the past week being a nuisance in his care home and bitching about every minute detail on his boomer facebook. He's one of the least respectful people I can think of off the top of my head

Zero self awareness. Truly the mark of a lolcow

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

New "Movie Review from the Nursing Home!"

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He went to see two movies, so that makes 2x a popcorn + extra buttery sauce plus candy and soda (all X-Large). All to watch the Jesus movie. This fat pig can't have his next stroke soon enough.

 

[biggacracka]

He went to see two movies, so that makes 2x a popcorn + extra buttery sauce plus candy and soda (all X-Large). All to watch the Jesus movie. This fat pig can't have his next stroke soon enough.

I'm now convinced his body is in a constant state of stroking and when his blood actually flows to his brain, that's when he's diagnosed with a stroke

 

[rubytintedchix]

New "Movie Review from the Nursing Home!"

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Lookin’ good Jack!

 

[abobe]

My God. His right eye moves around so slowly compared to his left one. He his genuinely unsettling to look at.

I noticed his eyes take a second to recenter after he moves his head.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I noticed his eyes take a second to recenter after he moves his head.

I think I saw him consciously clear the saliva from his right side, at least once. Look at how slack his facial muscle is; he probably had to work on pocketing. (Or they made him work on pocketing, and once he discharges and is free he's going to consult with SLP Jesus and just have semi-chewed meat hanging out in one cheek at all times.)

 

[Jack of the Lantern II]

Another Nursing Home Review! Operation Fortune: the movie NO ONE has heard about.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

"There's more about loving people and treating people with respect." -- A man who loves nobody but himself and treats no one with respect, least of all his own family.

Jack doesn't even love or treat himself with any respect. You don't get multiple strokes, heart attacks and diabetes if you care about yourself.

 

[realgone2]

Jack doesn't even love or treat himself with any respect. You don't get multiple strokes, heart attacks and diabetes if you care about yourself.

It's all god's will......

 

[AskeDead]

dear god his eye. horrifying.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Another Nursing Home Review! Operation Fortune: the movie NO ONE has heard about.
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Jason Statham: "that skinny guy" "who would probably be blond" from "the movie with The Rock."

Theory: Jack has figured out that exhibiting too much Jason Statham knowledge is suspicious of homosexuality, and is hiding his light under a bushel. Internal Jack vision:

 

[VenomPlug]

He developed a tard eye and it's fascinating, More features! Claw has a partner now.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

His eye doesn't traverse until he re-lases his target.