F.A.Qs about Jail, State Hospital, and Court

[MarineN*4235431]

I'm not so sure, mentally Chris seems like an 7 year old who views the world in an egocentric way (With the unfortunate addition of having a sex drive) so when he gets punished I doubt he'll snap and learn any lesson other than he doesn't like the punishment and to not do it again (Or at least make sure not to get caught the next time) but I don't think he'd suddenly gain insight as to why what he did was wrong on a moral level or why people are angry at him or whatever.

I don't think he'll ever take any responsibility for his life, he'll just complain about things he doesn't like that are out of his control like he might get mad he can't go to a convention because he's banned or that it's so unfair a 21 year lesbian doesn't want to date a 40 old Chris despite him declaring he is also 21 and a lesbian.

But mostly I think Chris will probally spend most days sitting in a room playing video games, watching cartoons and playing with toys (While sometimes talking to enablers) like he's always done for 10, 20 or however many years he lives for and he'll not feel too bad about it.

so homeless saga still possible ? where will he go after being kicked from making jail stink?

 

[King Kiwi]

so homeless saga still possible ? where will he go after being kicked from making jail stink?

I don't know if we can handle the Homeless Saga, tbh it's kind of going on right now. Just because he lives in jail doesn't mean it's his home.

He has a place to live I suppose but the only home we ever really have is our hearts.

 

[Hepativore]

I don't know if we can handle the Homeless Saga, tbh it's kind of going on right now. Just because he lives in jail doesn't mean it's his home.

He has a place to live I suppose but the only home we ever really have is our hearts.

Hypothetically, if the legal system was being intentionally malicious, perhaps it is a form of psychological torture for Chris to sit in jail like this for over a year with no sign of what is coming down the line and the constant prolonging of being held before his hearing.

I am honestly curious if this is going to have some sort of lasting effect on him from a psychological standpoint, even if Chris is not known for his talents of introspection.

If we do see a homeless Chris, will he try begging people to take him to MLP conventions even if he is banned from all of them at this point?

 

[King Kiwi]

Will Chris try begging people to take him to MLP conventions even if he is banned from all of them at this point?

There are no My Little Pony conventions left.

I believe those ended in 2019 as I was perusing the Cwcki a few months ago I. SWEAR .

 

[Little Pigboy]

I am honestly curious if this is going to have some sort of lasting effect on him from a psychological standpoint, even if Chris is not known for his talents of introspection.

If we do see a homeless Chris, will he try begging people to take him to MLP conventions even if he is banned from all of them at this point?

Well, he's going to bitch and moan about it nonstop until he's a crustier old queen than Tommy Tooter, but I doubt he'll learn any kind of lesson. I think he's going to be a lot worse once he's out as far as his brand of crazy goes, I mean after he spends the first week binge eating happy meals while watching porn of course, but you never know... Chris is known to fail at everything in life. Maybe he'll just fail to live up expectations of being a screaming internet tard and just fade away into obscurity after getting the real Chimp in a Zoo treatment.

 

[Hepativore]

Well, he's going to bitch and moan about it nonstop until he's a crustier old queen than Tommy Tooter, but I doubt he'll learn any kind of lesson. I think he's going to be a lot worse once he's out as far as his brand of crazy goes, I mean after he spends the first week binge eating happy meals while watching porn of course, but you never know... Chris is known to fail at everything in life. Maybe he'll just fail to live up expectations of being a screaming internet tard and just fade away into obscurity after getting the real Chimp in a Zoo treatment.

I am not hopeful about his chances of remaining out of custody, as I think we will see Chris merging with the Jail Dimension 2.0 within the same week of his release.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

There are no My Little Pony conventions left.

I believe those ended in 2019 as I was perusing the Cwcki a few months ago I. SWEAR .

I checked, looks like several are coming up for Chris to get banned from. I actually didn't know there were this many pony conventions. Chris will have to get a passport to go to a lot of these places though.

If he's out by August 11, he can try to go to Everfree Northwest again!

 

[Ophelia]

If the ponycons did stop, he’d try to attend anime and game cons.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

If the ponycons did stop, he’d try to attend anime and game cons.

TooManyGames is June 23-25, maybe he'll be out of jail by then. From the CWCki:

As far as we know, he was not banned from future conventions, but he never made another attempt to attend.

 

[Ophelia]

TooManyGames is June 23-25, maybe he'll be out of jail by then. From the CWCki:

He’s probably on a blacklist. He is way more trouble than he’s worth and many con attendees wouldn’t feel safe with him around.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

He’s probably on a blacklist. He is way more trouble than he’s worth and many con attendees wouldn’t feel safe with him around.

Maybe he could just show up and attempt to get unbanned

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Maybe he could just show up and attempt to get unbanned

I can totally see him trying that. Chris has a long history of going places he’s not supposed to be. I just have to wonder if it’s going to be a repeat of him curling into a fetal position and crying, a repeat of him running away, pepper spraying an employee and yelling “Don’t call anybody!” or a repeat of attempting to run someone over when he still can’t get back in?

 

[Sqwe-wi_Farmer]

Hypothetically, if the legal system was being intentionally malicious, perhaps it is a form of psychological torture for Chris to sit in jail like this for over a year with no sign of what is coming down the line and the constant prolonging of being held before his hearing.

I am honestly curious if this is going to have some sort of lasting effect on him from a psychological standpoint, even if Chris is not known for his talents of introspection.

If we do see a homeless Chris, will he try begging people to take him to MLP conventions even if he is banned from all of them at this point?

What about his Jail experience has been different than his out life. Total solitude won't breed any change or trauma even though in recent years outside he had people LARPing as his acquiantances he's been totally solitary most of his existence. He'll probably gorge himself on Mcdicks, MLP and internet porn as soon as he gets out they'll find him on the floor or street somewhere his heart exploded; left arm way out stretched holding a wrapper; right hand wrapped around his duck; and face covered in big Mac sauce.

 

[King Kiwi]

I checked, looks like several are coming up for Chris to get banned from. I actually didn't know there were this many pony conventions. Chris will have to get a passport to go to a lot of these places though.

If he's out by August 11, he can try to go to Everfree Northwest again!

I have a better idea:

Let's start a GoFundMe and give the money to someone who's not Chris to go to Everfree Northwest, 2023.

We'll call it the Chris-Chan Ban fund.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I have a better idea:

Let's start a GoFundMe and give the money to someone who's not Chris to go to Everfree Northwest, 2023.

Maybe Megan or someone else who's been terrorized by mere association with Chris.

Considering chris copied megan about liking MLP (Unless i'm thinking of sailor moon) this is wholesome and I'd like to see megan get something nice that chris can't.

 

[King Kiwi]

Considering chris copied megan about liking MLP (Unless i'm thinking of sailor moon) this is wholesome and I'd like to see megan get something nice that chris can't.

Yes but I reneged when I remembered that anyone who approaches Megan regarding Chris could be pelted with buckshot.

And then later turned into an actual pelt to be hung along with her Nazi memorabilia.

Course these days I hear she's making felt art on Etsy so, y'know, maybe someone who wouldn't kill you and mount you as a trophy while using cutesy arts and crafts as a cover-up to their more twisted obsessions.

Suffice to say Megan kind of scares me a little.

 

[Sewersub]

Hypothetically, if the legal system was being intentionally malicious, perhaps it is a form of psychological torture for Chris to sit in jail like this for over a year with no sign of what is coming down the line and the constant prolonging of being held before his hearing.

I am honestly curious if this is going to have some sort of lasting effect on him from a psychological standpoint, even if Chris is not known for his talents of introspection.

If we do see a homeless Chris, will he try begging people to take him to MLP conventions even if he is banned from all of them at this point?

Closer to two years now.

Fuck. Where has the time gone?

 

[Jack Awful]

I don't know if we can handle the Homeless Saga, tbh it's kind of going on right now. Just because he lives in jail doesn't mean it's his home.

He has a place to live I suppose but the only home we ever really have is our hearts.

I'd still consider jail separate from homeless cuz Chris isn't on the streets yet

 

[Hepativore]

I'd still consider jail separate from homeless cuz Chris isn't on the streets yet

Yes, and in jail he has people to constantly watch him. If he were turned out on the streets, who knows what a nuisance he will be without a minder, and I am sure that trolls and Chris-haters will gleefully come out of the woodwork to trick him into getting into legal trouble, again.

 

[AnOminous]

Either that or he fucks up and gets the felony and sent to prison to spend years in PC.

Which is really what he deserves.