Quit being a godfag. Jesus isn't coming to see you anyway, he's too busy laughing his ass off with his dad about all the shit they're hitting you with.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Quit being a godfag. Jesus isn't coming to see you anyway, he's too busy laughing his ass off with his dad about all the shit they're hitting you with.
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Jack posts something like that and all I can imagine is he thinks the shit he took looks like Jesus
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Reminder that Jack has always been a hypocritical sanctimonious cunt. He likes that others don’t have it more than having it.
This one was posted way back in 2003. Two decades ago. This is the earliest I’ve seen someone cry about fireworks. I thought this was Zoomer behavior. This is the guy who moved to Tennessee because Cali was getting too liberal? The guy clutching his pearls over some firewalls.
Jack calls it a miserable night proving he’s always been the most miserable guy around. Oh, and the Barry White comment is a nice touch. Here Jack is half dead in 2023. You’ll get to meet your idol soon Patrick.
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Has he said anything else about this yet? I 
the suspense.
the suspense.
Charlie Delicious
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Lol. No way Jack can lift himself into a wheelchair. No wonder they have him on 1200 calories per day.
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Jack only loves Christmas because he gets gifts. He only loves the Fourth of July because he gets fud. His love of both God and country are purely performative and a smokescreen for his ulcerated, impossibly self-centered excuse for a personality.
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With the loss of his legs I'm wondering if Jack's random facebook tirades over the past week can be explained by post stroke depression. It affects around 1 in 3 people who actually live through a stroke. Sometimes it's because your brain chemistry is so altered by the experience you have trouble feeling emotions like happiness, but it can also be due to the somber realization that a piece of your life you previously took for granted is now gone forever (loss of limbs, speech, etc)
If I had to wake up every day and I only had full control of a single limb I would feel pretty damn hopeless. I know Jack has always been a whiny cunt but I feel like it's really been dialed up recently. Maybe he's feeling down and he's taking out his emotions on the nursing staff as an unhealthy coping mechanism.
This is just uneducated speculation. Whatever the case, as far as I'm concerned Jack is reaping what he sowed. He had multiple chances throughout the past couple years to clean up his act and eat healthier yet he consciously chose to continue being a gluttonous pig. If past history is anything to go off of then he'll take no effort to salvage his legs anyways and will just beg almighty jebus to do all the work for him.
If I had to wake up every day and I only had full control of a single limb I would feel pretty damn hopeless. I know Jack has always been a whiny cunt but I feel like it's really been dialed up recently. Maybe he's feeling down and he's taking out his emotions on the nursing staff as an unhealthy coping mechanism.
This is just uneducated speculation. Whatever the case, as far as I'm concerned Jack is reaping what he sowed. He had multiple chances throughout the past couple years to clean up his act and eat healthier yet he consciously chose to continue being a gluttonous pig. If past history is anything to go off of then he'll take no effort to salvage his legs anyways and will just beg almighty jebus to do all the work for him.
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The Grim Reaper on the installment plan?
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Yeah and they’re too busy talking with Satan to have Jack be the head chef of Hell. But I know the moment he is handicapped, he’s definitely going to abuse a lot of disability benefits
This is just Jack acting like he always has been. The only problem is he can no longer randomly entertain himself by making a 2,000 calorie snack after dinner between re-runs of childrens cartoons. Have you not seen the tirades people have been re-posting from his blog lately? They're from 10-20 years ago at this point. Just look at any fat on the go where he's had to deal with customer service staff that didn't immediately kiss his ass. Even in his church chili video where he attempted to poison church goers with rotten meat, he's bitching about the other participants cheating and how the general public attending a chili cook off shouldn't be able to vote, and is totally assmad because he didn't place which to anyone else shouldn't be a surprise since it was all canned bullshit he just tossed into a crock pot.
Even without his fat on the go videos or his garbage cooking channel he's been posting this exact same type of whining about everything on FB and twitter for years now. He has ZERO self awareness of how much of an asshole he has been even before the first stroke.
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So, is Jack going to bust out the Gofundme to get himself a Gatsby or a Rascal?
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When Jack was at Universal a couple months back, he was already scooting around. I bet he already used the grocery store scooters more than he would admit. If his legs are really fucked he won't be able to drive any more, and its not like he can use a standard handicapped hand controls with is one semi functioning arm. Not that he can lift himself in to a car anyway.
So I expect that Jack will go for the double whammy of fund raising for a scooter and a power lift equipped van for mommy wife to taxi him around him.
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I dont think Jack has been driving since his last stroke.
So that was allready fucked for him i believe. Tammy has been doing all the driving since then.
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If he can't stand on his own, a scooter won't help. He won't be able to get out of bed and get on it.
We know that Jack will make zero effort to do the therapy necessary to become independent. That means either he will be in a facility that has staff to take care of him, or Tammy will have to do it all herself. There's no way they can afford a full time nurse and Jack's going to have diapers to change and he'll need to be hoisted in and out of bed if he is going to get up at all.
Tammy isn't dumb. She won't dedicate the rest of her life to wiping Jack's ass and throwing out her back trying to pick him up.
If Jack goes home at all, it's going to be just for a weekend. He better get used to all the Alzheimer patients around him. He's one of them now.
We know that Jack will make zero effort to do the therapy necessary to become independent. That means either he will be in a facility that has staff to take care of him, or Tammy will have to do it all herself. There's no way they can afford a full time nurse and Jack's going to have diapers to change and he'll need to be hoisted in and out of bed if he is going to get up at all.
Tammy isn't dumb. She won't dedicate the rest of her life to wiping Jack's ass and throwing out her back trying to pick him up.
If Jack goes home at all, it's going to be just for a weekend. He better get used to all the Alzheimer patients around him. He's one of them now.
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For a while he was pretending he could still drive. You can see in multiple videos he’s filming in his car but flipped the video so it looks like he’s in the driver’s seat. Even when he met Rob he pretended he drove the truck by himself.
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He drove himself to meet Rob. There was also the angy video of him bitching up a storm going to the car wash and also the Wendy’s OTG with the hot honey chicken. He appeared to be alone - there was a reflection of an empty truck in the Wendy’s window and Mommywife wasn’t with him.
I think 98% of the time Tammy drove him everywhere, but for short trips he went himself. And yes, there was a period of time he was flipping the video to make it appear as though he was in the drivers seat (or as is the case in the video to get the Bob Cratchit bird … or was it ingredients … where he went and sat on the other side of the vehicle to give the illusion of driving).
I can’t imagine how he hoists his fat ass into his lifted cattle catcher truck, but there’s a mental image for you. Regardless, he won’t be able to do that any more. Do I believe he should have been driving anywhere? No. But there is evidence that suggests it.
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Tammy could see it as a Christian wifely duties or something. God points.
A visiting home nurse is possible, I know people with less money than the Scalfanis having a home health aid come by daily.
A visiting home nurse is possible, I know people with less money than the Scalfanis having a home health aid come by daily.
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Depending on what Jack retains, they could be using a sit-to-stand lift. (And also hoping the facility is protective of their workers.)
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This allows for bedside commode use, toilet if the bathrooms are modern enough, and makes it much easier to clean someone's peri area after they're done using either.
Hoyer is a brand name of mechanical patient lift, but now it's used generically to mean "full lift," the engine-hoist type lifts. Hoyer the company makes all kinds of lifts.
It looks like a fairly modern facility, so I would bet they have shower rooms and tubs with pull-up sides. Nursing home is the long haul; it takes a lot to be on bed baths eternally.
Anecdotally, Jack is a known type of rehab patient. If you let someone who behaves like Jack use a bedpan, they will never get out of bed to toilet again. From there it's a slippery slope to "well, I have a pad under me; I'll ring when I'm done and you can change it."
It's not embarrassing to shit yourself if it's a deliberate act, and if it's a power play over members of the service industry.
Did anyone else notice that he was woken up at 0600 "to give blood," not for a blood draw? This isn't altruism. He's not giving it away. Nobody is using that blood for any purpose other than taking care of Jack's health for him. (Wonder if he's on warfarin.)
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Jack can still make videos he just has to transition to mukbang videos. Really lean into the grotesque aspects of it.
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Lmao and to think he is now committed to moving into the 14 acre Jack Compound with Hammy, living with Qarolyn and Donn in the middle of nowhere. Good fucking luck with that Hammy - you will have to clean his ass for the foreseeable future because no carer is going to travel out into the neck of the woods! Bunch of dimwits with zero planning.