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For fuck's sake, guys, you look like fucking dipshits right now. Autphag is not some evil terrorist mastermind or an abomination spawned from the combined genes of Hitler, Stalin, and Mao. He's some idiot on the internet. Of all the people you could possibly hate to the point where you actively encourage them to commit suicide this is it? Not Kim Jong Un, not Putin, not everyone in charge of leading ISIS, but a fucking lolcow?

Get your shit together, seriously.
Protip: 99% of what folks say on this site is sarcasm and satire. I coulda sworn I made my post so obviously over-the-top that no-one could have taken it super-cereal.
But in case you are in any doubt:
Do I hate Autphag? No, I don't "hate" AutPhag. At most he's an eye-rolling irritant to me.
Do I desperately want him to commit suicide? No, I'm not even encouraging him to do so. Though if he makes the threat, I do have an Official Policy in place regarding lolcows threatening suicide.
Do I think he is worse than Kim Jong Un or Putin or ISIS members? No, of course not. Don't be silly and melodramatic.

So, chillax. Get yerself a beer, a bonghit and a professional massage. No-one is actually wishing death on anyone here.
Well, at least I'm not.
 
You'd be surprised how often people are legit serious about wishing death upon various cows.
Only trollshielding a-logs get that worked up over lolcows. I didn't even wish death on Nick Bate -- not even in jest* -- even though he arguably deserved it. Autphag is only a fraction as "bad" as Sick Nick. So, why would I seriously wish genuine harm on Autphag if I don't even have that much ill will for a genuine degenerate psychopath?
Chris Gillon is small potatoes. Not even a felon.

*i've made jokes where the shit-smeared orangutan got ass-raped, but I never said that I wanted him dead.
 
Only trollshielding a-logs get that worked up over lolcows. I didn't even wish death on Nick Bate -- not even in jest* -- even though he arguably deserved it. Autphag is only a fraction as "bad" as Sick Nick. So, why would I seriously wish genuine harm on Autphag if I don't even have that much ill will for a genuine degenerate psychopath?
Chris is small potatoes. Not even a felon.

*i've made jokes where the shit-smeared orangutan got ass-raped, but I never said that I wanted him dead.
She was joking. There's no need to take anymore away from it than that.

Even if Aut does succeed in committing suicide, not too many people will care. The thread will be featured, confetti will rain and that'll be that.
 
The "a genuine degenerate psychopath?" and "shit-smeared orangutan" comments are about Nick, not Autphag; and -- I know you can't "hear" "tone of voice" in text -- but I assure you, both comments were said in a calm, matter-of-fact voice. Not a spittle-flecked tirade of psychotic rage.
My point -- which you have missed....twice, now -- is this: If even the most hated man in the history of Kiwi Farms doesn't inspire a rageboner in me, then why would Autphag; who is much, much less hateworthy?

Yeah, you've said that, but my point is your choice of words paint a different picture. I don't want to get too much into Nick here, because this is not his thread, so I'll try to keep this brief. There are times when tone of voice becomes irrelevant. For an extreme example, a white supremacist can say "yeah, we should kill all the blacks" in a calm, almost passive voice if surrounded by the right company. As if they're stating a fact, but it still comes from a place of legitimate hate.

When people talk about Nick solely in the basic terms of what he is ("pedophile", "idiot") that indicates a lack of needless anger towards a man reaping what he sowed. However, constantly throwing insults into the mix - like "shit-smeared orangutan" - is where the red flags start to show up. If Nick doesn't inspire hatred in you then what prompts you to come up with these insults in the first place?

These apparently hate-less insults towards various cows is par for the course with you, though. So when someone directs me to a thread where you're seemingly attempting to convince a cow to commit suicide most people familiar with your posts are going to think you're being serious.
 
You've been threadbanned from the Onision thread once and the next time is longer than a week. I'd suggest checking this bs at the door.

I was joking when I wrote that post earlier, it was never meant to be taken seriously nor was I trolling. I'm also over 18 and I never knew emotions were so frowned upon when they're used excessively. Especially on other sites.

If this page is created solely for Chris-chan and the lulz, then why is everything to be taken seriously? Innocent question.
 
I was joking when I wrote that post earlier, it was never meant to be taken seriously nor was I trolling. I'm also over 18

It's more about contributing to the thread derail. I'm aware that other posters started asking your questions that didn't have to do with the thread subject, but in that case, I'd suggest to ignore them if you think they're wrong or take their advice and move on without adding to the thread derail. This is why this off-topic was moved to this meta commentary thread.
 
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It's more about contributing to the thread derail. I'm aware that other posters started asking your questions that didn't have to do with the thread subject, but in that case, I'd suggest to ignore them if you think they're wrong or take their advice and move on without adding to the thread derail. This is why this off-topic was moved to this meta commentary thread.

I see. It's a bad habit of mine, I'll just leave them to wonder next time.
 
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