- Joined
- Feb 4, 2013
Protip: 99% of what folks say on this site is sarcasm and satire. I coulda sworn I made my post so obviously over-the-top that no-one could have taken it super-cereal.For fuck's sake, guys, you look like fucking dipshits right now. Autphag is not some evil terrorist mastermind or an abomination spawned from the combined genes of Hitler, Stalin, and Mao. He's some idiot on the internet. Of all the people you could possibly hate to the point where you actively encourage them to commit suicide this is it? Not Kim Jong Un, not Putin, not everyone in charge of leading ISIS, but a fucking lolcow?
Get your shit together, seriously.
But in case you are in any doubt:
Do I hate Autphag? No, I don't "hate" AutPhag. At most he's an eye-rolling irritant to me.
Do I desperately want him to commit suicide? No, I'm not even encouraging him to do so. Though if he makes the threat, I do have an Official Policy in place regarding lolcows threatening suicide.
Do I think he is worse than Kim Jong Un or Putin or ISIS members? No, of course not. Don't be silly and melodramatic.
So, chillax. Get yerself a beer, a bonghit and a professional massage. No-one is actually wishing death on anyone here.
Well, at least I'm not.