حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Dr. Meme]

Well let's break down Connor's failings:

• Couldn't kill himself twice
• Can't drive a car
• Can't shoot a gun
• Was fired from/not renewed for vocational rehab
• Has been in community college over 2 years without meeting even half the graduation credit requirements
• Has written no more than 120pages in 6 years despite writing 5x that in forum posts
• Hated two movies for 4 years that he only watched in 2016 (Breakfast Club and Juno)
• Still gets grounded at 22 years old
• Wouldn't let girls grabbing his dick & ass in school to sex him up (men can't get raped)
• Was banned 3 times from TVTropes
• Made up a fake girlfriend to impress people on Wrongplanet

I'll let you draw your own conclusions from this

at least he has a bf tho

 

[autisticdragonkin]

• Wouldn't let girls grabbing his dick & ass in school to sex him up (men can't get raped)

When was this?

 

[Count groudon]

When was this?

In high school he claimed a group of girls would follow him around, grope him, and make lewd sexual comments towards him. Now the credibility of this statement, as with all things Connor says, is debatable but if it's true it's both kind of shitty, and proves how beta he is by not making any sort of attempt at getting laid when girls are hounding him.

 

[Xarpho]

Well let's break down Connor's failings:

• Couldn't kill himself twice
• Can't drive a car
• Can't shoot a gun
• Was fired from/not renewed for vocational rehab
• Has been in community college over 2 years without meeting even half the graduation credit requirements
• Has written no more than 120pages in 6 years despite writing 5x that in forum posts
• Hated two movies for 4 years that he only watched in 2016 (Breakfast Club and Juno)
• Still gets grounded at 22 years old
• Wouldn't let girls grabbing his dick & ass in school to sex him up (men can't get raped)
• Was banned 3 times from TVTropes
• Made up a fake girlfriend to impress people on Wrongplanet

I'll let you draw your own conclusions from this

All of those basically sum up Connor as a total loser who can't be bothered to do anything with his life (which I'm sure most of us would agree is true), but I was arguing more about stupidity from a mental sense rather than a "terrible life choices" sense.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

@Connor Bible you fucking piece of shit loser! In your teenagehood, girls actually felt you up all the time? This is news to me, and its unbelievable you never tried to get any when it was so easy!

 

[JustSomeFella]

Maybe they did it jokingly / mockingly? Well, either that or Connor made the whole thing up.

 

[Xarpho]

Maybe they did it jokingly / mockingly? Well, either that or Connor made the whole thing up.

Well, that conflicts with the more likely thing that Connor said he did (I think it also became a random.txt for a while), where Connor would walk around and talk about grisly murder details into a handheld recorder. That wasn't my imagination, he actually admitted that, right?

 

[lolwut]

Well, that conflicts with the more likely thing that Connor said he did (I think it also became a random.txt for a while), where Connor would walk around and talk about grisly murder details into a handheld recorder. That wasn't my imagination, he actually admitted that, right?

That happened, too. It was in college though, if I recall.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I don't think Connor is legally retarded, but his IQ probably is in the low 80s.

 

[Smutley]

@Connor Bible you fucking piece of shit loser! In your teenagehood, girls actually felt you up all the time? This is news to me, and its unbelievable you never tried to get any when it was so easy!

Four younger hot chicks were literally thirsting for Connor's boy bits and he got them suspended instead of using his Alpha powers to neg and then netflix & chill them.

edit: holy shit @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt has been sucking up to Connor for five years

 

[LD 3187]

Pretty sure those girls are members here and they misunderstood what it meant to milk a lolcow.

 

[The I Scream Man]

That happened, too. It was in college though, if I recall.

That was the Iconoclast who would do that shit. That's a Sweet thang.

 

[Picklechu]

That was the Iconoclast who would do that shit. That's a Sweet thang.

I mean, I can see him doing that, but Connor actually did admit to doing just that.

 

[Ruin]

When I was in high school a popular mean girl game was to find a sped kid and flirt shamelessly with him while mocking his affection. Granted I didn't grow up In North Carolina like Connor but I think some things are universal.

 

[The I Scream Man]

I mean, I can see him doing that, but Connor actually did admit to doing just that.

Huh. You know, for the longest time I thought that was a Sweetism. Connor is a willing substitute.

 

[registereduser]

Four younger hot chicks were literally thirsting for Connor's boy bits and he got them suspended instead of using his Alpha powers to neg and then netflix & chill them.
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edit: holy shit @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt has been sucking up to Connor for five years
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The fact that they were younger than him makes this funnier to me.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Four younger hot chicks were literally thirsting for Connor's boy bits and he got them suspended instead of using his Alpha powers to neg and then netflix & chill them.
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edit: holy shit @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt has been sucking up to Connor for five years
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Sounds like madeup bullshit to me.

 

[r00]

They were mocking him. Nothing more.
There were a group of girls in my year at school that would go up to nerdy younger kids and tell them they wanted to fuck them. Then when the nerdy kids would get all flustered, not knowing what to say, the girls would loudly Mae fun of them. I remember witnessing one kid saying "come on. I'm only a year 7, you don't want anything to do with me". The girls all said "so you think she's ugly?", and called him gay until he cried.
Kinda twisted, but pretty funny.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

They were mocking him. Nothing more.
There were a group of girls in my year at school that would go up to nerdy younger kids and tell them they wanted to fuck them. Then when the nerdy kids would get all flustered, not knowing what to say, the girls would loudly Mae fun of them. I remember witnessing one kid saying "come on. I'm only a year 7, you don't want anything to do with me". The girls all said "so you think she's ugly?", and called him gay until he cried.
Kinda twisted, but pretty funny.

Yeah, shit like this is not unique to Connor. Some girls will say filthy shit to an unpopular guy, or fondle them (you know, stuff that would get any guy expelled) and thrive off the reaction they get.

Connor could be lying, but if he's not, it's not a remarkable story.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

They were mocking him. Nothing more.
There were a group of girls in my year at school that would go up to nerdy younger kids and tell them they wanted to fuck them. Then when the nerdy kids would get all flustered, not knowing what to say, the girls would loudly Mae fun of them. I remember witnessing one kid saying "come on. I'm only a year 7, you don't want anything to do with me". The girls all said "so you think she's ugly?", and called him gay until he cried.
Kinda twisted, but pretty funny.

Stuff like this happened all the time in high school. We used to have a Sadie Hawkins dance every year and it would be a challenge for the girls to find the most nerdy and unpopular freshman they could and ask him. They'd butter him up, sit with him at lunch and then when it came time for the dance they'd "meet them there" and either stand them up or show up with their real date.

I'll admit it was mean in some cases because you had these kids who really thought they landed some hot mama but that's high school. We were all a bunch of immature little shits back then. Some of us still are but that's another story.

Connor on the other hand never grew up. He's still got a "high school" mentality to this day. Blame autism and whatever all you want, he's still a sped.