DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

but they were also real, and the guy stole thousands of dollars from him, but he had no money at the time
and phil lost tons of money but somehow didn't notice

also
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this nigga retarrrr

I bet if it was two handsome dudes, he'd probably praise it and say the ending was 'heartbreaking'.

 

[Balr0g]

So can we agree that Wo Long is game of the year solely because of just how badly it's broken Phil?

Don't forget Atomic Heart with it's horny fridge that send Phil over the edge muting his fucking game.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Don't forget Atomic Heart with it's horny fridge that send Phil over the edge muting his fucking game.

Atomic Heart is a strong runner up, while it did give us some good laughs but it was nothing compared to what we experienced with Ching Chong Souls.

All the streams was saltmines but nothing he has played lately comes close to what we saw last night and his cope after.

But maybe this will make him speed up his plans to stop streaming games and shift to more reacts and maybe even more retarded things to replace gayming.

 

[Poo Twister]

The discussion that Phil had with the dents about going to see the Mario movie was fascinating. First of all, he completely made up a discussion he had with Kat (I refuse to believe that she had no idea what the movie is). Then he told the dents how difficult it is to go to the movies. He made it sound like he was about to tackle Mount Everest by going.

The conversation with Kat probably went like this.

Phil: I really want to see the Mario movie.

Kat: Oh right.

Phil: I don't want to go on my own though.

Kat: Oh right.

Phil: If we're both off then we can go together.

Kat: ..........

Once again, Phil has openly discussed how much of a hermit he has become.

 

[Spoog]

The discussion that Phil had with the dents about going to see the Mario movie was fascinating. First of all, he completely made up a discussion he had with Kat (I refuse to believe that she had no idea what the movie is). Then he told the dents how difficult it is to go to the movies. He made it sound like he was about to tackle Mount Everest by going.

The conversation with Kat probably went like this.

Phil: I really want to see the Mario movie.

Kat: Oh right.

Phil: I don't want to go on my own though.

Kat: Oh right.

Phil: If we're both off then we can go together.

Kat: ..........

Once again, Phil has openly discussed how much of a hermit he has become.

I wish there was a way we could see a recent picture of Kat. The one with them in the car makes her look gigantic.

 

[HorseSense]

I love how he keeps telling peepol that they actually want him to play Elden Ring again because it's "chill."

DSP is trying to sell the wrong product.

He sold being an edgelord when he started.
He sold being a bitch during Street Fighter 4.
He sold being co-dependent during Twitch.
He sold being a children's entertainer streaming on Youtube.

Nowhere in that has he ever been known for selling good gameplay or accurate judgement of games. For some reason in Wo Long he's mentioning speedrunning and trying to quantify gameplay with words like wonky and finicky. Dude, that's not what sells on DSPGaming today. Go back to Disney and cat videos and talking about the meals your mom(-wife) makes for you.

 

[hector85]

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He's making it official, walking simulators and other easymode games only now. He's "too old" for difficult games.

the only reason he's dropping it is because its a game pass game and he didn't have to spend $70 f scopely's money on that stupid shitty game. im Phil's age and i play "difficult" games all the time hell i even play retro games WITHOUT using save states, age is just another excuse for being exceptionally bad at vidya.

 

[Coke Zero]

the only reason he's dropping it is because its a game pass game and he didn't have to spend $70 f scopely's money on that stupid shitty game. im Phil's age and i play "difficult" games all the time hell i even play retro games WITHOUT using save states, age is just another excuse for being exceptionally bad at vidya.

If his age is the reason why he sucks at video games in his 40s, why did he also suck at them in his 20s and 30s?

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

The Weeb Style Dents like slayer and faggins didn't pony up so their playthrough is canceled. Now he's floating an Elden Ring run to try and entice Handhold Style Dents, or the latest shiny new Nintendo game to entice the Manbaby Style Dents. Whichever group starts clapping and pooping their pants in chat the most will get daddy's attention and funny faces and bubble blows next week.

 

[hector85]

The Weeb Style Dents like slayer and faggins didn't pony up so their playthrough is canceled. Now he's floating an Elden Ring run to try and entice Handhold Style Dents, or the latest shiny new Nintendo game to entice the Manbaby Style Dents. Whichever group starts clapping and pooping their pants in chat the most will get daddy's attention and funny faces and bubble blows next week.

metroid prime is pretty much puzzle boss the game, he's only eying it because its $40 he can probably beat it within 4-5 streams and its an old game so lots of walk throughs exist.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Wait there's a girl on this pod? He's just going to completely ignore her isn't he (married/family)

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Wait there's a girl on this pod? He's just going to completely ignore her isn't he (married/family)

I can't picture him discussing 'the incident' with a woman present.

 

[Elbe]

Wait there's a girl on this pod? He's just going to completely ignore her isn't he (married/family)

Phil's requested she keep her ankles covered.

 

[hector85]

There is, it’s called “follow Phil on his day off.” If people can make the pilgrimage to OPL’s house 10 years ago, someone who cares enough can follow a pig beggar around town.
Problem is, Phil is so beneath the bottom of the barrel that no one cares enough to do it. Hell, no one even cares enough to just hire a private eye to do it for them.

thats not happening, he goes out alone on his days off, the whale can't be bothered to put the controller down and stop playing skyrim or wizard game or whatever walking simulator shes playing for the 5th time.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Wait there's a girl on this pod? He's just going to completely ignore her isn't he (married/family/gay)

fixed

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I wish there was a way we could see a recent picture of Kat. The one with them in the car makes her look gigantic.

Sure just pay a paparazzi or private investigator to hang out at the back gate for several hours.

 

[KD6-3.7]

The discussion that Phil had with the dents about going to see the Mario movie was fascinating. First of all, he completely made up a discussion he had with Kat (I refuse to believe that she had no idea what the movie is). Then he told the dents how difficult it is to go to the movies. He made it sound like he was about to tackle Mount Everest by going.

The conversation with Kat probably went like this.

Phil: I really want to see the Mario movie.

Kat: Oh right.

Phil: I don't want to go on my own though.

Kat: Oh right.

Phil: If we're both off then we can go together.

Kat: ..........

Once again, Phil has openly discussed how much of a hermit he has become.

It was pretty apparent that Phil at least enjoyed watching movies in his free time pre-Kat. He had a pretty large collection of DVDs/Blu-Rays, though I guess it’s possible that the large collection was just a symptom of Phil’s addiction to buying frivolous shit when he was making a lot of cash.

Either way, there is definitely some answer to why Phil has barely seen any movies since he’s been with Kat. And Phil’s excuse that he doesn’t have time is a crock of shit. I know he’s mentioned that she doesn’t like Marvel movies or something to that effect, but that’s not ALL movies. It may be that she just has absolutely no interest in them, and Phil — being that absolute cuck that he is — is just going along with it.

Nice job letting your wife decide what you like and don’t like, Phil. You’re truly the King of Relationships.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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He's making it official, walking simulators and other easymode games only now. He's "too old" for difficult games.

Dave is over 40 dood, he's practically in the grave.

Still waiting for the healthcare begging, has to be his only idea after rebranding a defunct channel to do low effort reaction vids.

 

[Dona Morte]

Soo, I might have found why Dave said:
"April O'Neil is black, just mentioning it."

Dave smelled danger.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Dave is over 40 dood, he's practically in the grave.

Still waiting for the healthcare begging, has to be his only idea after rebranding a defunct channel to do low effort reaction vids.

"I need that money to pay my Ozempic bills." Coming to a denthead pahdcast near you.