Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mr Moonface]

Is anyone able to explain what exactly the living situation is for Pat? By duplex he means a house that's been cut into two separate units, I assume - is he saying that they own both halves, but only live in one half? ... why?

Until a couple of years ago Pat and his wife lived in one half of the duplex and a tenant rented the other half. That tenant has since left, there was some disagreement about fixing the duplex's wiring that caused the rift. The current theory is that piggy has moved into the vacant half while his wife occupies the other. The theory comes from the many moving boxes that were spotted in the background while piggy did his swatting news stories.

Also, the duplex is in Niki's name, by which I mean Lynne Robinson (Niki's mother) paid the deposit for the duplex. The only thing Pat owns is his shitty mustang, his wife (her mother) owns everything else and pays for their shitty vacations and bar tabs as well.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Until a couple of years ago Pat and his wife lived in one half of the duplex and a tenant rented the other half. That tenant has since left, there was some disagreement about fixing the duplex's wiring that caused the rift. The current theory is that piggy has moved into the vacant half while his wife occupies the other. The theory comes from the many moving boxes that were spotted in the background while piggy did his swatting news stories.

Also, the duplex is in Niki's name, by which I mean Lynne Robinson (Niki's mother) paid the deposit for the duplex. The only thing Pat owns is his shitty mustang, his wife (her mother) owns everything else and pays for their shitty vacations and bar tabs as well.

The other unit in the duplex was the business address for Nicci’s fake writing company during Covid but it’s strongly suspected that that was a PPP scan.

 

[grey area]

I feel that Nikki has been quite absent these last few months. No photos of late, or much mention of her in his feeds. Given they are used to spending other people's money, I get the impression they have some weird cohabitation thing going on, but with a physical boundary being the wall in the middle. Rick being in the other duplex would make sense, even she must grow weary of his constant fuckery. This relationship is in its death throes.

 

[AnOminous]

I feel that Nikki has been quite absent these last few months. No photos of late, or much mention of her in his feeds. Given they are used to spending other people's money, I get the impression they have some weird cohabitation thing going on, but with a physical boundary being the wall in the middle. Rick being in the other duplex would make sense, even she must grow weary of his constant fuckery. This relationship is in its death throes.

Quasi better get to them soon because the only money he's getting is not going to come from Fatty.

 

[Firstname Lastname]

Some youtube guy shitting on Patrick and his phone

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy's dumb Elon Musk tweet went viral (kind of):



He was at it all night, over 100 replies oinking back at Muskbros or anyone who dared to question him. I couldn't be bothered capping it all. Check his twitter if you're interested. There was one really funny interaction where piggy started to fight with a tranny camwhore:



So there you have it. We've found the first tranny that piggy won't simp for.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Piggy's dumb Elon Musk tweet went viral (kind of):

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He was at it all night, over 100 replies oinking back at Muskbros or anyone who dared to question him. I couldn't be bothered capping it all. Check his twitter if you're interested. There was one really funny interaction where piggy started to fight with a tranny camwhore:

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So there you have it. We've found the first tranny that piggy won't simp for.

You have to be a real shit human being for me to agree with a tranny. Congrats Patrick. If you were any lower you'd be frying in hell where you belong
By the way, I think I've seen that Twitter account elsewhere on the site.

 

[Maude Snew]

"I.Q. one forty,"
says man who always loses.
Ev'rybody claps.

#dontlettheidiotswin, child.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Think ya messed up the quote text there buddy

Yeah, that happens every time I try to edit a post while on Tor for Android. Since I have Pat-level grammar skills, a fat thumb AND a bad memory that makes me forget that bug exists, I'm always messing everything up. Sorry.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Yeah, that happens every time I try to edit a post while on Tor for Android. Since I have Pat-level grammar skills, a fat thumb AND a bad memory that makes me forget that bug exists, I'm always messing everything up. Sorry.

You may be fat, but you're not Patrick-levels of fat.

'cause, y'know, he's really fat.

 

[Path Wanderer]

A tale of three pigs:
2022

And 2021

 

[Table Country]

A tale of three pigs:
2022
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And 2021
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The way Pig and the people that are like him use the word "democracy" reminds me of the way neocons use the word "freedom".

 

[PST Stan Account]

The best thing about Shamu swimming with his phone is that he didn't think to look up, on that phone, whether it was a good idea. I just googled it, pretty clear you can't swim with it, and everything just talks about fresh water.

He gets an idea in his head and it immediately becomes unshakeable reality to him. He'd rather brick a $1400 phone than consider for a second that the first thought that occurs to him might not be right. It's amazing the pigheadedness. And then he oinks on twitter about how much his phone cost when he knows he's going to have his finances assessed at some point soon.

 

[RedMage]

The best thing about Shamu swimming with his phone is that he didn't think to look up, on that phone, whether it was a good idea. I just googled it, pretty clear you can't swim with it, and everything just talks about fresh water.

He gets an idea in his head and it immediately becomes unshakeable reality to him. He'd rather brick a $1400 phone than consider for a second that the first thought that occurs to him might not be right. It's amazing the pigheadedness. And then he oinks on twitter about how much his phone cost when he knows he's going to have his finances assessed at some point soon.

Just the fact that it is a foldable phone - you probaly shouldn't be swimming with it even if it has an IP rating.

 

[Maude Snew]

The best thing about Shamu swimming with his phone is that he didn't think to look up, on that phone, whether it was a good idea. I just googled it, pretty clear you can't swim with it, and everything just talks about fresh water.

He gets an idea in his head and it immediately becomes unshakeable reality to him. He'd rather brick a $1400 phone than consider for a second that the first thought that occurs to him might not be right. It's amazing the pigheadedness. And then he oinks on twitter about how much his phone cost when he knows he's going to have his finances assessed at some point soon.

Well it is an easy mistake to make, don't you know that actually all modern electronics are waterproof? For example toasters these days are completely safe to take with you when taking a bath in case you want a tasty, crunchy snack while cleaning yourself. Also a lot of the newer phones are microwave safe and chargeable.

 

[delite]

Half the Hovel is for fattys toy building and farting. The other is for Nikki and the brothas.

 

[Meriasek]

The best thing about Shamu swimming with his phone is that he didn't think to look up, on that phone, whether it was a good idea. I just googled it, pretty clear you can't swim with it, and everything just talks about fresh water.

He gets an idea in his head and it immediately becomes unshakeable reality to him. He'd rather brick a $1400 phone than consider for a second that the first thought that occurs to him might not be right. It's amazing the pigheadedness. And then he oinks on twitter about how much his phone cost when he knows he's going to have his finances assessed at some point sosoon.

He probably didn't even swim with it. I can totally see him being at a hotel pool with a pool bar, and that he thought "Hey, it's IPX8 rated", put it in his pocket, and waded through the pool to the bar. Didn't take long, doesn't put the phone deep underwater, but even with the phone in his pocket it would experience higher dynamic pressure than if it simply fell in.
The way he worded it definitely means he did something deliberate, and just dropping it into the pool isn't that. He either swam or at least waded somewhere.
I definitely wouldn't have risked it, but then again, I don't have an iq of 140 with the GPA to match.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I believe his Mustang is only packing a two-stroke engine and you have to mix oil in with the gasoline when you fill it up.

god almighty, that's like an old Soviet car!

 

[BaskingBarracuda]

I'll give Pat credit, I posted about his dead Twitter and he found the topic of the day and sent out a viral tweet. It's not a good tweet, just basically a summary of events, but a viral tweet. I'm excited for Resist Elon people to follow him and immediately get see 100 "no, stalker child" messages.

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So far he hasn't plugged his books or done another "Welp" thread, probably waiting for prime time.

He’s managed to ride the wave to a viral tweet like 4 or 5 times now and every time it has done nothing to enhance his career or social standing. You’d think any other person would have taken the hint at this stage but not our boy.

 

[FinnSven]

He’s managed to ride the wave to a viral tweet like 4 or 5 times now and every time it has done nothing to enhance his career or social standing. You’d think any other person would have taken the hint at this stage but not our boy.

He is like a social media version of the kind of person who is always up to some new scheme, get rich quick plan, or business idea, thinking that this next one will be the one which makes them a millionaire.

Whether people believe in IQ or not, one thing that is meant to be consistent about high IQ people is that they routinely don't appear to care what people think of them.

They either just don't feel the need to prove themselves, or they just vaguely figure that people who don't get them are just dumb.

Fatrick attempting to prove himself against every single troll and person who disagrees with him speaks volumes in this regard.