The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Manul Otocolobus]

"Saddles and Sadness" lmao
They make this unique dickless odyssey sound like a country song.

More like "Sadness and Stinkditches"

 

[Oxyjen]

I am pretty sure Katie Herzog regularly lurks here. I respect both of the B&R hosts, but Katie is definitely the more based of the two.

Join the Farms, Katie. We shall talk about goats and RVs.

 

[doodoocaca]

Does anyone else have a hard time listening to them? No, it's not fair, but Jesse sounds like he has a dry mouth with a puffy tongue and cheeks, or crackers in it, and Katie's frying goes back and forth between "I want to sound like I don't have a squeaky young voice" and "I've got the posh fry from the west coast".

No this isn't very pertinent, and I like what they actually said, and even share many sentiments with them! I still find myself having trouble even listening to radical left people. Am I officially out of touch or do leftoids cultivate the most annoying vocal affects?

 

[Glowie]

Hope they can get an Alpacaschwitz survivor as the next guest.

"I know this is very difficult for you, but can you tell us some of the things you've seen?"

*HUMMMM* "BAAAHHHHHH!!!"

"Dear God, the atrocities. I am so sorry you had to endure such- please stop chewing on the microphone."

For some reason that gave me a mental image of women interviewing a alpaca
If you've seen "interview animals with a small microphone" videos, you should be too.

Perhaps I have soft spot for a very talkative animals who might chew on the microphone.

Interview followed by call to animal welfare, tell them about the mass graves back at tranch, proof of neglect then some.

Bodies of animals that froze/starved to death would be pretty damning evidence.

These troons shouldn't be allowed to own chia pets, much less Alpacas.

 

[Berrakh]

“So a bunch of MTFs decided to escape to a farm so they can better get in touch with their femininity?”

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

they even said he once fired his gun inside the house to intimidate Penny

Impossible. If Quickdraw Logue had felt threatened with a gun he would have adroitly drawn his own sidearm, dropped it, picked it up, pulled the trigger to no effect, disengaged the safety, pulled the trigger to no effect, chambered and then magdumped into the nefarious transphobe known only as Mandozer, all in one smooth and practised movement. Since Bonnie is alive we can be certain no such event occurred.

 

[Everything]

waiting for Escape from Tranch 2 , the sequels are always better.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

6) At some point KF gets involved. There is suspicion that Bonnie threw them into the hornets' nest.

It's really cute how they try to make it sound like we only started paying attention to the tranch because fat Paul kicked up drama and not because they were prime milk producers from day 1. "The Farms were already watching because they saw the train wreck coming years ago" just doesn't have that nice ring to it

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Fucking makes my skin crawl how they call Penis "Mistress", even when he's not involved in the conversation. That to me is the most cult-y part of it...

(Also, if you wanna kick out someone useless, maybe the guy who hoards Transformers and runs up your electric bill horny-posting on Twitter 24/7 would be a good candidate?)

 

[FinnSven]

Fucking makes my skin crawl how they call Penis "Mistress", even when he's not involved in the conversation. That to me is the most cult-y part of it...

(Also, if you wanna kick out someone useless, maybe the guy who hoards Transformers and runs up your electric bill horny-posting on Twitter 24/7 would be a good candidate?)

Maybe that is where some of it started?

Possibly Bonnie said something along the lines of "Maybe Kat could do some chores or housekeeping? Cook or something? It is a full time job running this place, so it would be helpful for someone to take care of the house."

Which translated directly too Kevvie, Penny and Jen is "KAT is LAZY AND FAT AND NOT A WOMAN! THROW HER OUT!"

 

[0 0]

Fucking makes my skin crawl how they call Penis "Mistress", even when he's not involved in the conversation. That to me is the most cult-y part of it...

(Also, if you wanna kick out someone useless, maybe the guy who hoards Transformers and runs up your electric bill horny-posting on Twitter 24/7 would be a good candidate?)

It is creepy, and I'm not sure I prefer that to just being annoyed when they call Penis "Mxstres" like they can have a gender-neutral gendered identifier.

 

[Strix454]

I was skimming back over some older posts from the beginning of this mess, and I remembered why I both got interested in TUR and also why I could never look too closely.
There are so many "if only" moments. Fewer animals, GFM money actually going to the care of those animals, ranchers giving a damn about anything besides their own asses, etc.
It made me want to do a Homestead Rescue type thing, but with less scamming. I could see where it was headed (Alpacalypse) and had to look away a lot.

The two most fatal decisions were (a) the initial number of animals brought in and (b) the decision to allow the animals to breed in an uncontrolled way. Once those two decisions were made, the property was going to inevitably become a moonscape and the animals were not going to survive.

If they had brought in a small number of animals appropriate to the size of the property, they could have all gotten away with doing almost nothing as ranchers. They could have grifted for donations forever and just laid around their rural flophouse all day long.

But given the people involved, I think that everything would have eventually blown up even if they had got the ranching right enough to avoid the Alpacalyse.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

If it really is Jarrod holed up in the Tranch

entranched?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Yep, this episode is free now! Highly recommend a watch.
https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/episode-154-saddles-and-sadness#details [archive]
^^ Includes the show notes
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If you want to skip to the Tranch part of the episode, go to 32:17.
The comments section: https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/episode-154-saddles-and-sadness#comments [archive]

Hearing people talk about milk and milking is so cringe.

Also: faggot, tranny, troon, homo.

Otherwise a fun listen.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

The only comment I have about the Blocked and Reported episode is that they are totally wrong about spitting on journalists. Journalists deserve to be spit on until they prove otherwise.

Do not spit on the poo.

Does anyone else have a hard time listening to them? No, it's not fair, but Jesse sounds like he has a dry mouth with a puffy tongue and cheeks, or crackers in it, and Katie's frying goes back and forth between "I want to sound like I don't have a squeaky young voice" and "I've got the posh fry from the west coast".

No this isn't very pertinent, and I like what they actually said, and even share many sentiments with them! I still find myself having trouble even listening to radical left people. Am I officially out of touch or do leftoids cultivate the most annoying vocal affects?

They sounded fine. I put it on and washed some dishes. I have very little to criticize about it, but I haven't listened to any of their other podcasts.

 

[convulsion swell]

Does anyone else have a hard time listening to them?

I agree with your complaints about their voices. I also find it grating how much less funny Singal is than he thinks he is. 90% of the words that tumble out of his mouth during the segment are completely useless nonsense.

 

[frozen_runner]

Does anyone else have a hard time listening to them? No, it's not fair, but Jesse sounds like he has a dry mouth with a puffy tongue and cheeks, or crackers in it, and Katie's frying goes back and forth between "I want to sound like I don't have a squeaky young voice" and "I've got the posh fry from the west coast".

No this isn't very pertinent, and I like what they actually said, and even share many sentiments with them! I still find myself having trouble even listening to radical left people. Am I officially out of touch or do leftoids cultivate the most annoying vocal affects?

They're both very audibly "left wing milieu." It's worth it for the content. (The furry who works for them I can barely tolerate, however.) Just kidding, Tracing Woodgrains. You're One of the Good Ones™.

 

[W00K #17]

Maybe we'll end up getting the sequel tranch MATI stream Jersh mentioned as a possibility after all.

 

[Where's Waldo?]

So that's what happened to Porpentine.

Spoiler: Side character from Dectective Troon #1052

Porpentine is a troon who made Twine games back when that was trendy. He wrote disturbing short fiction and went into crybully/dfe mode after an unspecified bad event. I have no proof but I think the bad event was someone accusing him of being a creep, similar to what happened to Shmorky. He has a thread here.

I've noticed a trend where troons surface online, get 15 minutes of fame for being a brave-and-beautiful-warrior-against-the-dark-forces-of-Donald-Trump-and-radical-feminism, then completely disappear. All the game journalists who hopped on Anna Anthropy's dick probably don't remember who he is. No one knows who Porpentine is anymore.
It's funny to think that this is where they end up.

Oh yeah, I remember that's the dude that wrote a piece of trash. I've seen so many trannies share this shit around.
tl;dr: "everyone hates me cuz I'm a tranny and I dindu nuffin and dey're all mean 2 meeeeee!"

I've seen people get accused of 'whatever', and point to this essay like it's a saving grace instead of completely fucking annoying, wallowing in bullshit.

 

[NyQuilninja]

It's really cute how they try to make it sound like we only started paying attention to the tranch because fat Paul kicked up drama and not because they were prime milk producers from day 1. "The Farms were already watching because they saw the train wreck coming years ago" just doesn't have that nice ring to it

If you look at the early posts in the thread that's exactly what happened most kiwis were already taking bets if there was going to be mass animal death an ecological disaster and the whole thing was going to blow up in their face .I think that was just the first couple of pages alone. What other outcome could there be? A ranch full of mentally unstable dickless men waving guns around. While trying to tend to in impossible number of economically unviable animals. This has been a beautiful tragedy worthy of Shakespeare