Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

IamnottheNSA said:
Episode 24: Andy Jr.!
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Feat. Andy Roidski roid raging at chat.
Would YOU let Ashton sit on your face?
The Salt Papi fight hasn't even started, and Tardski is already felted. By his own chat, no less!
Shoutouts to @BigSodaSlade

I'd say he is more disgusting to look at because of his 144p quality. It's like someone smeared a dash of vaseline over his webcam lens. Also the lag, dear God.
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I have to admit, as repulsive as both Lard and The Tard are, I'd prefer they get donos over Ralph. They're at least awake.

Fag Albert said:
Warski continues to baffle me with how buttfuck retarded he is. Say what you will about the Fat Lesbian or the Hog, those two are probably cognisant of how much they fucked themselves. Some sliver of shame buried deep inside their melons. Warski is an animal reacting to stimuli in the purest sense. His brain stem is only capable of producing tard bliss and tard rage. He doesn't truly grasp his situation in any meaningful way. As long as he's got his discord trannies and his beejams, he's happy.

The way he displays these toddler-level reactions of "me angry, have to get even." with even the most minor of things like when he furious over PPP saying he wore skinny jeans. I can't even call most of it an overraction because the mutant only has one reaction for everything. No understanding of tone, context, or anything of that sort. Salt Papi probably could have just held his fist out and the portugese coke dwarf would have ran into it over and over.
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He was always retarded, but he's exponentially more retarded now. It usually happens with drug users if they've had some kind of brain injury, mini stroke etc. Pure broken brains.
Considering he likely takes roids and his usual coketail... he's permastuck on stupid.

Imagine how fucked he'll be in 5 years..... if he's not in jail.

It's been wild to watch both he and Ralph slide down Tard Mountain together. In 2017/18 they were at least semi-capable.
 
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IamnottheNSA said:
Episode 24: Andy Jr.!
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Feat. Andy Roidski roid raging at chat.
Would YOU let Ashton sit on your face?
The Salt Papi fight hasn't even started, and Tardski is already felted. By his own chat, no less!
Shoutouts to @BigSodaSlade

I'd say he is more disgusting to look at because of his 144p quality. It's like someone smeared a dash of vaseline over his webcam lens. Also the lag, dear God.
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Not gonna lie, PPP saying "Are you telling yourself to shut the fuck up?" when Andy kept going off on someone named Tardski in the chat was genuinely funny.
 
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heathercho said:
I have to admit, as repulsive as both Lard and The Tard are, I'd prefer they get donos over Ralph. They're at least awake.


He was always retarded, but he's exponentially more retarded now. It usually happens with drug users if they've had some kind of brain injury, mini stroke etc. Pure broken brains.
Considering he likely takes roids and his usual coketail... he's permastuck on stupid.

Imagine how fucked he'll be in 5 years..... if he's not in jail.

It's been wild to watch both he and Ralph slide down Tard Mountain together. In 2017/18 they were at least semi-capable.
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How long before Tardski starts having Trenbolone delusions and freak outs? Ive been itching for some fitness ments ever since Janoy Cresva left the web...
 
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heathercho said:
I have to admit, as repulsive as both Lard and The Tard are, I'd prefer they get donos over Ralph. They're at least awake.
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I'm gonna have to disagree with your there. When gunt gets donations, that money eventually gets turned into some shitfest that we all can laugh at. All Lard and Tard (excellent name) turn money into is potato chips.
 
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internet friend said:
I'm gonna have to disagree with your there. When gunt gets donations, that money eventually gets turned into some shitfest that we all can laugh at. All Lard and Tard (excellent name) turn money into is potato chips.
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This is why I've been hoping they pivot to more content like The Bog Hog but it's just too much effort/money for virtually the same level of engagement. The other thing is there's no way anyone should be blindly signing up for a Gumroad without at least seeing some of the content first, they should upload old stuff or make actual teasers for it instead of just turning it into the Piss-Break begging segment during KC.
 
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Sewer Rat said:
are the casino paypiggies even real? they get fucking retarded amounts of money (according to their retarded screams) + Gumroad, why is Warski still living off his parents? why is PPP still a hobbo with no internet connection or a decent camera? where's the money going?
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Cocaine, McDonald's, & distribution sized cases of potato chips.
 
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are the casino paypiggies even real? they get fucking retarded amounts of money (according to their retarded screams) + Gumroad, why is Warski still living off his parents? why is PPP still a hobbo with no internet connection or a decent camera? where's the money going?
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From what I can tell they quite regularly have 2-3 legit whales sink some money into each show but 1 of the whales seems to donate under multiple account names to appear as if there are more people giving then in actuality. I think they have a legit fanbase who tries to artificially start dono trains much in the same way people have done on Cozy. It seems that Andy has a small stable of legit pigs but the Casino doesn't organically pull what they used to prior to the Boxed Wine Incident. If I had to weather a guess I'd say most of the old PPP fanbase abandoned the show but were never really donators to begin with hence why Andy doesn't care.
 
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LanternsNSongs said:
Would you watch a 10 minute video with Andy Warski and PPP in the thumbnail with a title like "FUENTES FELTED AT CPAC! RALPH IN THE TOILET! DALTON AT ROCK BOTTOM! BEARDSON ATTACKS ELDERLY WOMAN!"?

I wouldn't.
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It's right up the with "Baked a sussy catboy!" Who in the world would wanna click on that?
Sewer Rat said:
are the casino paypiggies even real? they get fucking retarded amounts of money (according to their retarded screams) + Gumroad, why is Warski still living off his parents? why is PPP still a hobbo with no internet connection or a decent camera? where's the money going?
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Well, Signal Boot is real, so really nothing is off the table. But some of their donos are probably fake.
I'd love to take a look at their transaction history if it ever leaks out.
 
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Sewer Rat said:
are the casino paypiggies even real? they get fucking retarded amounts of money (according to their retarded screams) + Gumroad, why is Warski still living off his parents? why is PPP still a hobbo with no internet connection or a decent camera? where's the money going?
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Some are fake, but we now know Ralph lives off real donations with a good amount of money ("good" in lieu of falling asleep midstream and raging in short intervals). Tardski is a retard and fat pig is a gambling addict; they could have had 10x the donos, all 100% real, and theyd still be in poverty in no time.
 
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Sewer Rat said:
How can PPP be a giant fat rotound person and look smoth, even his gunt, but Ralph's looks like an old trashbag filled with stuff? I don't understand their anatomy
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You actually explained your own question. Ralph is like a trash bag, uneven cos there's pockets of space that still can be filled. He has room for more fat. PPP is more like a water balloon, smooth and round cos he is entirely filled with fat. No spare space left.
 
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Sewer Rat said:
How can PPP be a giant fat rotound person and look smoth, even his gunt, but Ralph's looks like an old trashbag filled with stuff? I don't understand their anatomy
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Probably age, once Ppp gets older he will probably look equivalently disgusting.
 
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