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If she does, that’s probably his snack before they go out to the cheddars for second dinner (just because he complained about it doesn’t mean he didn’t eat it).
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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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realgone2
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Dumb ass acts like he just stubbed his toe, not that he had his 28th stroke.
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Contrary to what he thinks, Jack is a californian at heart. His racial background can be considered multicultural, he loves fast, cheap food, does soyboy smiles and is secretly a homo. Besides those he loves fuckin' Starbucks' pumpkin spice latte.
In a globohomo scale he'd actually have a standing with some of those qualities. Oh, not to mention his gayass son calls himself Dad bo- I mean Dat Boi Cali.
mush mouth bong bitch
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This is the worst thing I've read in a while.
TheGuntinator
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I think Jack is going to start seeing a lot of pamphlets for assisted suicide start popping up once he's failed to regain mobility from therapy. Tammy is just going to start hiding them everywhere. Open up a bag of texmex? Suicide pamphlet. Order a baconator? Suicide card in the lettuce. Sportsball on TV? Tammy paid for a suicide ad. Out of toilet paper? There's a suicide pamphlet or two for you to use, Jackiboy. He's going to get home one day and find his bedroom wallpapered in suicide pamphlets.
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Tammy isn't sneaking anything in because that implies, she's not allowed to, and she is.
I saw bedridden landwhales who ordered takeout on their own and have family bring it in. Families would also bring in shelf stable processed junk food for them to keep. They'd buzz for aides just to go into their closet to get chips, pretzels, candy or even have staff use the staff microwave to pop popcorn for them. That's what makes them so infuriating and hate worthy they are there because of their lifestyles and now need people to do the basics for them and they still refuse to change. Fuck them and Fuck Jack.
I saw bedridden landwhales who ordered takeout on their own and have family bring it in. Families would also bring in shelf stable processed junk food for them to keep. They'd buzz for aides just to go into their closet to get chips, pretzels, candy or even have staff use the staff microwave to pop popcorn for them. That's what makes them so infuriating and hate worthy they are there because of their lifestyles and now need people to do the basics for them and they still refuse to change. Fuck them and Fuck Jack.
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Hey Guys, this week Jack on the Go is going to be doing Canada food wars! Hiding a MAID pill as a cheese curd in poutine would be his ideal way to die.
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To be fair that does look like shit. Way overcooked salmon on a bed of exactly two asparagus completely looking dry as fuck. He must have went through all of his carbs for breakfast as there is no starches to be seen and I bet that is unsweetened tea or diet soda. I'm trying to figure out the logic of just having two asparagus. Is there some war we don't know about forcing the rationing of it? It is healthy and keto though, just looks gross and probably doesn't taste much better. I hope when he finally goes to hell, this is the only meal available to him for eternity.
Like others said, I am sure he still ate it as a snack before getting his real meal somewhere else. He must have decent insurance because unlike Kelly Lenza, he never bitches about the cost of insulin and you know his fat ass has to be going through massive amounts of it. I'm surprised he hasn't had toes rot off yet.
It does look shitty, but even if they gave him more asparagus he'd probably just bitch about that too. Could also be something like knowing that only a couple pieces of asparagus doesn't make their patient's piss smell too bad to deal with while 3+ puts it over the top?
And yeah, it screams of knowing he's loading up with carbs in other meals or from elsewhere and just being lazy and deleting the side of mashed potatoes or whatever from his dinner. This is the first time I can agree with Fatty that he's received a shitty meal... BUT knowing what Fatty does, he deserves it and probably still had Tamham go out of her way to get him another 1,500 calories to scarf down.
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There could be a myriad of reasons. The staff is trying to force a wake up call to fatty. He ate half of the pile of shit and staged a photo to make the home look bad. It’s actually a second meal they gave him off the cart that another resident special ordered and refused, so the staff though they were being nice.
Moral of the story. Don’t eat like a gluttonous fat fucking retard your entire life, not exercise ever, and stroke out 4 fucking times. Then you minimize the chance of ending up in a home where nurses have to wipe your fatass while being fed mediocre food. I’ll reiteriate the dumb fuck isn’t there for the culinary experience.
Delilah Radio Show
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Yes Jack, make sure you crop out the side of dessert they also gave your diabetic fat-ass, wouldn't want people to get the wrong impression. Honestly, good for them for attempting to starve him.
He still ate it. Sticking to his "eat before you eat" mantra.
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I know, feeding you healthy food is abuse to your Wendigo, but most people don't have those. It is a you problem.
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What is there to improve, they're doing exactly what they're supposed to do. Its a medical facility, not a vacation facility. If you could get them to improve anything, it would be the therapy process, which he suspiciously isn't sharing ANY progress from. You'd think he'd be happy to show off any progress to stroke his ego, "God is healing me" style.
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I like how he's justifying what he's actually doing, which is being a pissy little bitch crying like a baby about shit that's his own fault, by pretending it's some altruistic exercise.
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Now he's acting like one of those damn Gen-Z types that he complained about. In other words he's a fragile little bitch who can't stand it when people use his own words against him.
And that's the perfect time to just put your foot down and say, "no". You then gently explain to them that this is why they are the way they are and they're no longer the one in charge. Any delivery that comes to the door will be refused or thrown away. If they want chips or popcorn or whatever then they get up out of bed and get it themselves. And if they're good this week they'll allow them some junk food.
Don't like it? Then there's the door. Oh what do you mean you can't make it? Then stop complaining. This is your own damn fault. Deal with it.
Jagoff thinks he's SOOOOO important that his posting of the food and portions will somehow force an overhaul of the system. Don't lie fatty. You're doing this for sympathy and because your whole identity is tied up with food and getting asspats on Facebook.
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The hysterical part is that he’s just posting the food. Because of course he is. What else landed Jack in there? But you’d think on some level he would post about literally anything else with the experience. It’s like when he went on a cruise and 80 percent of the blog post was about the food.
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Someone probably called him out for complaining so much, so he has to spin it as a positive thing he's doing for others. Sure, asshole, sure.
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Jack is still angy that people keep telling him to stop complaining about the food, so he tries to make it look like hes actually bringing awareness of how nursing/rehab places are. One thing about those facilities are that they are supposed to easy your way on the way out. Whether its on to get you healed up so you can go on about your life or until you pass they want to try to make it somewhat comfortable. If youre not there to spend your final moments those places are boring as all shit, so most people in Jacks situation are fortunate to be alive and put in some effort so they can get back out to enjoy the comforts of a normal life.
Jack just wakes up in recovery and goes "Oh gud, I can still eat. Praise Jebus" and just continues on his path of gluttonous sin. Since all he cares about is eating and food and being the laziest fucking human imaginable, being in a place where he just gets served food and people take care of him is perfect. Only exception is that he cant get the food he wants and thinks its on par with abuse. You would think even in that situation getting served mediocre food would make someone make some effort to get better so they can go outside to enjoy better food and maybe not being around the weak, old and dying. However Jack found a way around that by just having Tammy get him his actual meals while the staff serves him his inbetween meals. I waiting for when they decide Jack isnt going to make any effort towards anything that wont go in his mouth and hes has to go back home with an ethnic home nurse to come by. Tammy is really going to feel the full weight of a literal ball and chain by having Jack constantly there and in help and good for her because her miserable ass deserves this. Fuck the entire Scalfani clan.
Old English Roast Beef
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Eh, you never know. Tammy seems to be okay with being saddled with the load. #EverybodyNeedsATammy, right?
If she’s tolerated it thus far, I can see her sticking it out until the end. She originally married Jack because she saw him as a man with tremendous potential for success, and felt that he was destined to do great things.
She’s watched as those dreams have effectively evaporated in front of her eyes. 26 years of marriage (they were married in 1997, I think), and she has nothing good to show for it, other than being a tertiary character in her Z-list “celebrity” lolcow husband’s internet idiocy that has vacillated between clown show, to horror show, to death watch. She could’ve gotten out sooner if she wanted, since she’s not stupid enough to be totally oblivious to the fact that Jack’s condition would continue to deteriorate.
Unless she has plans to radically remake herself and pursue a different path with the time she has left, what else does she have? It’s almost as if she’s spent a lot of time (26 years) watching a bad movie, but is too far into it to shut it off. There’s too much investment that, despite not liking it, it’d be even more of a waste to switch it off without at least seeing it through to the ending.
Tammy has no purpose, and coupled with her religious belief, I’m left to agree with @charlesdickens
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