"I just needed routine care"
What the fuck is "routine care" for a wound? I never knew stretching open wounds was routine care.
Either this was an STD test or? Quite literally nothing else comes to mind because there is no cervix, no womb - so not a single uterine, ovarian or cervical issue that would warrant an exam with a speculum.
It isnt gonna have the same microflora(?) As a vagina since it is skin and not a mucus membrane, it grows hair inside and doesn't have the ability to adjust in size
What do they think they do? Just spread open women and have a looksy? They take swabs of cells or secretions, and guess what dude!
You don't have cervical cells or vaginal secretions to test! Stop bullshitting. The lack of muscles in the vagina would be quite the tell-tale sign that you ain't a woman, assuming the lack of a clitoris and the placement of the hole wasn't already a give away!
Eh, FarmVille, as you well know a woman is solely defined by her ability to be penetrated. Women live to be receptacles for anything even remotely phallic. Women are all size queens and won't be satisfied with anything under 12 inches because their vaginas are stretched out and inferior to the neovagina that has a fur-lining!