Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

Wonder what it’s like to be in a relationship with Sander?

I mean aside from that he undoubtedly wants to get pegged.

I imagine regular purity checks to see if you worship the globo tranny cock enough, combined with insufferably clingy.

Mention a guy from work, and he will probably shoot a hurt look.
If you treated him a bit like a labrador puppy and kept him busy with physical activities (hiking, swimming, skating) he might be somewhat tolerable to be around as he wouldn't be talking that much about trans rights. Although he'd probably be trying to film TikToks and you'd still have to look at him, so maybe scratch that.

I struggle to picture what he talks about when the cameras aren't rolling. If he's not specifically talking about Jazz or his "social media career" he mostly seems to be whining or coming out with stupid ideas like the arugula challenge. For someone who overshares his life on TikTok and appears on a reality TV show, we know surprisingly little about his actual interests (if he even has any).

He's such a pushover though that this girl could tell him she wanted to open their relationship up because she's polyamorous and he'd get tongue tied because he wouldn't know how to express his reservations without sounding problematic, and would be fearful of losing out on the crumbs of a relationship. Sad sacks like Sander are vulnerable to narc abuse (because his only model for love and affection is an unhinged narc).
Guys, I'm a confused old man but......is she a tranny? Look at those feet. Also look at that pic period, Sander looks like he has marfan syndrome.
They used on of those shitty Chinese beauty apps that lets you lengthen your legs. Picture Sander in this photo standing up, and he'd look like a very depressing version of Slenderman. It had the net result of elongating her feet because they're in the stretched part.

That or a really crappy camera with some heavy duty lens distortion (that effectively achieves the same thing).
 
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Awkward for most people, but not for that family.

Let's not forget they've all lived with a mother who threatened to/ has forcibly shoved a dilator into her son's gaping crotch wound.
In fact, given the angle, I bet Jeanette is pondering Jazz's amhole right in that picture
'I made that happen.. I'm SUCH a good mom. Everyone can see that.'
 
In fact, given the angle, I bet Jeanette is pondering Jazz's amhole right in that picture
'I made that happen.. I'm SUCH a good mom. Everyone can see that.'
And  because transitioning her son is a core part of her "good mom" identity, she cannot allow anything that might undo all of her "parenting".

Jazz MUST dilate, if the amhole closes, Jenette is a bad mom who fucked up her kid with irreversible surgery.

Jazz MUST be in a relationship, if Jazz shoes no sexual attraction or ability, Jenette is a bad mom who fucked up her kid with puberty blockers and cross sex hormones.

Jazz MUST take a huge cocktail of psych meds everyday, if he's allowed to feel regret or doubt, Jenette is a bad mom who fuck up her kid with a pointless transition.


Jennette cannot have that. Jenette is a good mom, after all.


.....Right?
 
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Is this any less a balloon even though it has been crudely formed (albeit more skill than your average SRS surgeon) to approximate a dog?

It's still very much there.
Pieces of it are still there, I guess. But in the same way that a woman who undergoes a mastectomy still has her tits.
 
Is this any less a balloon even though it has been crudely formed (albeit more skill than your average SRS surgeon) to approximate a dog?

It's still very much there.
No matter which amhole surgery is used, the surgeons remove the corpora cavernosa* and throw them away. Just look how much of the cross section of the shaft of the penis that is:
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There's no part of the body that can be used to replace that, so there's no "unknotting the balloon". If they tried, they'd just have a hollow bag of skin, a bit of urethra, and whatever's left of the glans (a.k.a. knob or bell-end) that was used to form the "clitoris".

Because of puberty blockers, Jazz's penis was too small to provide enough skin for penile inversion (something that was noticed in the original Dutch study), so he has some ungodly combination of his ball sack, penile skin and peritoneum (somewhat misleadingly referred to as "stomach lining" by the medically illiterate, but it is not the internal lining of the digesting organ properly known as the stomach but a sort of internal bag that wraps around the organs), so his amhole is even less a rearrangement of his penis than in your usual post-op male troon.

We can all agree that Jazz doesn't have a vagina, but he's also missing most of whatever penis he ever had. All because of medical lie stacked on medical lie.

*Plural of corpus cavernosum, meaning cavernous body, because there are two of them. Corpus is Latin but does not pluralize with -i.
 
I AM SO HAPPY!!!

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“So DESPERATELY happy! You’ve never been happy like this before! See my smile? See how wide it is?! ECSTATIC!
So happy my eyes are tearing up!
You’ve never been happy like this!”

Btw: Fucking LOL at that influencer label that Sander is so happy to pretend to be.

Protip: If you only have views because you’re adjacent to a freak show, you’re not an “influencer”. I sure as heck have never heard Sander described as one by anyone but himself.
 
I AM SO HAPPY!!!

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“So DESPERATELY happy! You’ve never been happy like this before! See my smile? See how wide it is?! ECSTATIC!
So happy my eyes are tearing up!
You’ve never been happy like this!”

Btw: Fucking LOL at that influencer label that Sander is so happy to pretend to be.

Protip: If you only have views because you’re adjacent to a freak show, you’re not an “influencer”. I sure as heck have never heard Sander described as one by anyone but himself.
We've been seeing a lot of bragging when it comes to Sander's job as 'head of growth' for checkin, so I got curious and went to see for myself what he's been up to.
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He's going by Jennings, no suprise there. Let's take a look at checkin.cc's stats.
https://www.similarweb.com/website/checkin.cc/#overview

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Those stats aren't too bad. Visit duration is a bit low for this kind of website, but averaging 19k views per month isn't to shabby. Surely they're making some moolah with ad revenue, maybe a subscription package...
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Huh, no revenue information. Maybe pitchbook will have it.
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Nope, no money there. Well, surely this means Sander is hard at work on tiktok creating content to wow potential investors, and he must be generating a ton of that 19k traffic!

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Oh. Looks like none of their traffic comes from tiktok. That makes sense, as I wasn't able to find any promotional tiktoks in the first place. It's almost like checkin is a vanity fluff project for rich kids to sit on and pretend they're making a difference.
 
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