DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[hector85]

This interview is going to be an absolute mess. This guy talks just like Phil and uses the same rhetoric and whataboutisms and knows absolutely nothing. I don't want to call Phil some mastermind because he isn't intelligent at all, but this interview is going to be the perfect cover for him.

"I already got an interview droob, why do I need a second? *snake laugh*"

what do you expect from a guy who made content like this

https://youtu.be/WC32V_dZzLg

 

[Japs_eye]

Alright so this interview is guaranteed to suck dick apparently. I listened to this Craig dude talk and I feel like I'm watching a fucking prestream! (Big ups aqua teal for the clips)

Tell me if this sounds familiar. "Oh people are saying *does stupid voice* 'that you're a SCAMMER and a BEGGAR', like *snort* *checks data* what are you talking about! \ /!"

TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SAME THING

"I could come on stream RIGHT NOW (----) and show you everything on my phone, ...right, and it STILL wouldn't be enough to these people dood!"

Also is it just a boomer thing where the punchline to their joke is "*confused face*.... What? Huh??" ? Idk maybe that was kek back in 2005 ...

Anyway Craig your show is shit your interview is going to be embarrassing and I'll be there in chat with my tomatoes

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

This interview is going to be an absolute mess. This guy talks just like Phil and uses the same rhetoric and whataboutisms and knows absolutely nothing. I don't want to call Phil some mastermind because he isn't intelligent at all, but this interview is going to be the perfect cover for him.

"I already got an interview droob, why do I need a second? *snake laugh*"

He is sending off strong Phil vibes talks a fair bit like Phil as well. Oh well.

Phil would need to have his income drop off dramatically to be considered "fucked". Probably anything under $4000 a month would make him panic hard and put him in a real bind. Based on his bills that we know about, he needs roughly $3300ish just to keep things the same. This doesn't account for food or booze though. He's making probably double that a month still (somehow), so he's got quite a drop off before he is in fucked territory.

His fixed expenses going by the leaks is $5K a month add to that the cost of living.
EDIT:

Spoiler: Phils expenses from the tracker

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

This interview is going to be an absolute mess. This guy talks just like Phil and uses the same rhetoric and whataboutisms and knows absolutely nothing. I don't want to call Phil some mastermind because he isn't intelligent at all, but this interview is going to be the perfect cover for him.

"I already got an interview droob, why do I need a second? *snake laugh*"

Detractors are going to get gold dust either way. Sure it will be softball city, but then Phil will come back and do his victory lap then slowly realize that the interview did not in fact save the stream and will be begging the same few people for money. A-logs will also sperg out and fuck with craig so that could be funny. As Agent Proper said, nobody gets out of the vortex clean.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

what do you expect from a guy who made content like this

https://youtu.be/WC32V_dZzLg

Plus he has a journalism degree, the most accurate way to tell that a person has multiple moral and mental failings.

 

[Japs_eye]

He is sending off strong Phil vibes talks a fair bit like Phil as well. Oh well.

I guess it's just the language of the washed-up boomer eceleb.

Detractors are going to get gold dust either way. Sure it will be softball city, but then Phil will come back and do his victory lap then slowly realize that the interview did not in fact save the stream and will be begging the same few people for money.

This is why being a detractor is great, because Dave can never win. There's no such thing as a W for DSP. He's like Rumpelstiltskin,weaving W's into L's.

As Agent Proper said, nobody gets out of the vortex clean.

Unless you're LSB

 

[Corpun]

Worlds most punchable face award goes to
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That smug smile right after that shitty diss makes me want to kick his teeth in. I see why PoP gets so A-loggy sometimes.

Phil's going to whine about this, isn't he? He thought he was making one of his totally unforced Shorts moments, but a vtuber ends up using the clip and poking fun at him.

This actually gives me a chance to mention how painfully terrible his fake clips are. They're blatantly intended to be obvious for DasBoCuck to edit, and they are painfully fake for anyone watching the streams because he suddenly starts to clownmode in a stupid bit that stays around too long.

Compare this to actual clip channels that streamers have. Let's use Nyanners and vtubers in general for this. They have thriving communties that are very active and any given vtuber will have a dozen or so clip channels making segments of their stream. These are always random moments that are either spontaneous or tiny bits of a larger segment. Same goes for MoistCritikal, XqC, etc.

It really helps add on how much of a fake streamer DSP is.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

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Also is it just a boomer thing where the punchline to their joke is "*confused face*.... What? Huh??" ? Idk maybe that was kek back in 2005 ...

My layman's theory I'm pulling out of my ass is that it's a narcissist thing, not really a boomer thing.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Detractors are going to get gold dust either way. Sure it will be softball city, but then Phil will come back and do his victory lap then slowly realize that the interview did not in fact save the stream and will be begging the same few people for money. A-logs will also sperg out and fuck with craig so that could be funny. As Agent Proper said, nobody gets out of the vortex clean.

i'm just waiting for phil to stab craig in the back
and craig being like HUH WHUUUUTTT over it

 

[Dragoonism]

Somehow i can see that Phils and Leannas break up looked something like this and who knows, perhaps his divorce from Kat as well!

 

[Lazycunt]

Detractors are going to get gold dust either way. Sure it will be softball city, but then Phil will come back and do his victory lap then slowly realize that the interview did not in fact save the stream and will be begging the same few people for money. A-logs will also sperg out and fuck with craig so that could be funny. As Agent Proper said, nobody gets out of the vortex clean.

That Craig cunt is more unlikable than Phil is his face looks like it came out from an oblivion character creator.
The cunts that sperged out thinking this would be some hard hitting thing are bigger retards than phils fans.

That being said nice to know Phil got his dick sucked by some irrelevant fuckwit it has to happen every once in awhile otherwise he would neck himself.

Craig you are a bigger faggot than dsp

 

[BallBuster II]

He is sending off strong Phil vibes talks a fair bit like Phil as well. Oh well.

His fixed expenses going by the leaks is $5K a month add to that the cost of living.
EDIT:

Spoiler: Phils expenses from the tracker

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Christ I don't remember it being this bad, those tax payments are fucking brutal. Also, paying $2500 a year in car insurance for a car that barely gets driven is probably the most insane thing I have ever seen. I barely pay that per year on 4 cars.

Okay so he is closer to a panic point than I thought. If he is averaging 8-9k a month now, his panic number is going to be anything around $6000.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

i'm just waiting for phil to stab craig in the back
and craig being like HUH WHUUUUTTT over it

That's why I'm so baffled by craig's behavior here. He can only lose from this. He can kiss Phil's ass and he will still be trashed for the next ten years by Phil because it didn't go "viral", not to mention being in the ire of a-logs. I just wonder what the co-hosts like Adam think about all this. Is Adam ok with going into this black hole of autism without knowledge or consent? All for some inflated views for about a week?

 

[hector85]

That's why I'm so baffled by craig's behavior here. He can only lose from this. He can kiss Phil's ass and he will still be trashed for the next ten years by Phil because it didn't go "viral", not to mention being in the ire of a-logs. I just wonder what the co-hosts like Adam think about all this. Is Adam ok with going into this black hole of autism without knowledge or consent? All for some inflated views for about a week?

apparently this is a reboot of their original podcast from 2010? its like a month old so craig must be thinking any attention is better than no attention? maybe he's hoping sone tractors will watch and stick around for his variety style show?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Someone posted a clip of her talking about DSP before, she seems somewhat aware of his lore or at least of the incident

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmrChaQl6KQ

thats the clip

lol thats great.

Alright so this interview is guaranteed to suck dick apparently. I listened to this Craig dude talk and I feel like I'm watching a fucking prestream! (Big ups aqua teal for the clips)

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Tell me if this sounds familiar. "Oh people are saying *does stupid voice* 'that you're a SCAMMER and a BEGGAR', like *snort* *checks data* what are you talking about! \ /!"

TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SAME THING

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"I could come on stream RIGHT NOW (----) and show you everything on my phone, ...right, and it STILL wouldn't be enough to these people dood!"

Also is it just a boomer thing where the punchline to their joke is "*confused face*.... What? Huh??" ? Idk maybe that was kek back in 2005 ...

Anyway Craig your show is shit your interview is going to be embarrassing and I'll be there in chat with my tomatoes

Sweet baby gout jesus, this is like the DSP skin walkers are gravitating towards DSP prime. Only difference and this is just how bad he is, Phil does understand you can't please everyone all the time. There will be people who don't like what you do, craig seems confused that people will not like his interview and Stuttering John Jay Mews you get on wish Craig, you're not barbra walters, you're talking to the bottom of the barrel of content creators, desperation for validation made flesh..

settle down sweetie.

One thing I will say, Craig and these weirdos on twitter clout chasing DSP, there's always an underside to the bottom of the barrel.

 

[Free Jasper]

Someone posted a clip of her talking about DSP before, she seems somewhat aware of his lore or at least of the incident

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmrChaQl6KQ

thats the clip

Lol wtf he actually said ‘Reee’.

I thought that was just a meme. Years in the vortex and I’m still learning about this creature.

 

[Paladin Derich]

So wait Nyanners in one clip with DSP complaining about her understood how much of a retard DSP is meanwhile stuttering john craig and a people on twitter so pathetic they need to clout chase DSP for attention think he's not so bad.

Normies are fucking retarded.

 

[Tears for T]

Alright so this interview is guaranteed to suck dick apparently. I listened to this Craig dude talk and I feel like I'm watching a fucking prestream! (Big ups aqua teal for the clips)

View attachment 4737806
Tell me if this sounds familiar. "Oh people are saying *does stupid voice* 'that you're a SCAMMER and a BEGGAR', like *snort* *checks data* what are you talking about! \ /!"

TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SAME THING

View attachment 4737845
"I could come on stream RIGHT NOW (----) and show you everything on my phone, ...right, and it STILL wouldn't be enough to these people dood!"

Also is it just a boomer thing where the punchline to their joke is "*confused face*.... What? Huh??" ? Idk maybe that was kek back in 2005 ...

Anyway Craig your show is shit your interview is going to be embarrassing and I'll be there in chat with my tomatoes

So sad to see, I liked Craig and old Screwattack back in the days. Now he has become this OIC-sperg who can't put two and two together.

Phil is a really hated and despised person online. Even normal people find something sussy about him, how he talks, behave etc. And if so many people find evidence of his addicition you at least have to make a step back, if there's smoke there's fire...

 

[AIKA]

If you're too old to play games like Dark Souls and Nioh you're too old to drive or to live by yourself without assistance.

Their difficulty resides on learning patterns and adapting to them. You're not doing a 1v1 against Fatal1ty on facing_worlds, you're some lazy bastard who ran away from Nioh 1 and 2.

Anyone can beat those games so long as they have some spare time and are willing to learn.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

That smug smile right after that shitty diss makes me want to kick his teeth in. I see why PoP gets so A-loggy sometimes.

This actually gives me a chance to mention how painfully terrible his fake clips are. They're blatantly intended to be obvious for DasBoCuck to edit, and they are painfully fake for anyone watching the streams because he suddenly starts to clownmode in a stupid bit that stays around too long.

Compare this to actual clip channels that streamers have. Let's use Nyanners and vtubers in general for this. They have thriving communties that are very active and any given vtuber will have a dozen or so clip channels making segments of their stream. These are always random moments that are either spontaneous or tiny bits of a larger segment. Same goes for MoistCritikal, XqC, etc.

It really helps add on how much of a fake streamer DSP is.

I'm still waiting on one of his dents (most likely Snowkarl) to point out how childish and immature his attempts at "being funny" are, along with his lame explanation of helping his audience feel like a kid again, when he's repeatedly said that he's a mature adult, dood!